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big brother - what word did sum up day 13

DAY 13 IN A FEW WORDS
day 13 started at the Barbour's,
Tom had a trim, on buttery he said it harbor's.
then we got steamy with fay in the shower,
theJoe started to sweat, dose Faye have special power.
poor old Alex is starting to fade,
just like her obsessive tanning, it just don't meet the BB grade.
back to the yes and no game and BB said a ta-toe is in need,
how was Faye meant to no it rubbed off, from saying yes she was freed.
onto hum-our, Heaven had to do a bungee jump,
the strength of this lady, never dose slump.
back to the no romance and the bore,
the boys are saying Rebecka has ruined and made Aden a BB bore.
now onto a story from Alex that will make you sick,
she did not wash her bed for 7 months, that's why she dose get no d??k.
the no-romance needed a kick, so BB told Aden not to speak,
Rebecka asked him if he wants to get in her knickers, FREAK.
onto Arron who's getting a bad vibe,
he gave Rebecka a foot mas-sarge, Aden thinks he's after his tribe.
maybe at last he No's he is being played,
but in Adens peanut brain, a kiss and cuddle is only delayed.
who had the bottle for nominations to be shown,
most voted against it, back stabbing comments blown.
food and drink is BB gift for a 4 out of 5 pass,
this means they will eat well, pure class.
have a drink and get used to good living,
how long will it be before BB is unforgiving.
Adens put his foot in one more fine mess,
he told Maisy about her visible spot, the rest you can guess.
Harry and Jay decided to identity switch,
this was funny hum-our and very rich.
back to Aden, and to Maisy has just confessed,
he's only a 19 year old boy and everyone is dumping on him, hes depressed.
so he's back to Rebecka the normal way,
she don't want to go Friday, the game is back in play.
Faye and Tom had a massive Bust,
she called him a dick head, gone is the no lust.
now the lowest of the low and it sealed Rebecka's fate,
why Heaven was trying to calm Faye down, Rebecka had a dig about bed-gate.
then a laugh on her bed and a horrible snigger,
you have just crucified yourself and pulled your own trigger.
Rebecka said she is a trained council-er, is her company shamed,
because if she dose never work again her BB experience can be blamed.
let theJoe end with Aden, more fool then boy,
he said "love you" to Rebecka and that comment brang laughter and joy.


(thiese are the words that summed day 13 up form the joe < but what do you think would best describe day 13 ?)
 
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bigbrother - who should go tonight ?

who should go tonight - science

welcome to the science lab,
because we will find out who's getting the cab.
theJoe will dissect the 2 convicted,
and i will give my op-ion on who should stay and i wont be contradicted.
lovely Heaven is up along with Rebecka who is from hell,
the first point i want to make about Rebecka is her own puppy she would sell.
now to Heaven as i have to be equal,
"as good as it gets" now has a sequel.
lets Annalise there general attitude,
Rebecka is direct and inconsiderate while Heaven is never crude.
Rebecka dose brag while heaven wants to get deep,
Rebecka is materialistic while heaven wants to connect and keep.
which one brings better value is the question that is dyer,
personally i am fed up of the manipulation and the compulsive lier.
this will help the dynamics because things will alter,
none will have to listen to the manipulation, and the pup we can slaughter.
Heaven can continue to heel,
its harmless but so annoying, tension H-M will feel.
theJoe begs of you, please all vote with your ticker,
lets keep Heaven in and i can remove Rebecka the prick trick-er.






. (the joe is giving up my poetry lol and i am moving into science )
 
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What would best describe this is that you need to make one big brother thread and then keep your shit in there.
 
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bigbrother - a poem on day 14

DAY 14
a cup was day 14's beginning,
and the way Louise slurped it, did not leave me grinning.
onto the gangsta, he was telling Maisy in code,
this is his longest time with out it, he can not wait to off load.
then from Maisy a shout, up she did jump,
it was not Adens talk, but into her a wasp did bump.
Jays op-ion now, a little critical,
he said this house is full of pork pies, it was quite political.
also Jay again said to Arron and Louise and Faye his views on Heaven,
she's not wired up correctly, 2 and 2 equals seven.
to the D-R Rebecka went, she is sick of all the snakes,
little did she no the shouts outside are no fakes.
Heaven went into a little rant to show her appreciation,
she said shes got so much more love to give to the nation.
lets all have a rest and watch mussels on bone,
all the girls were dribbling watching jay work out and tone.
comedy was brought by Arron and Mark discussing,
a tranquilizer dart to take jay out, Mark swallowed it and Arron was fussing.
Heavens time to chat in a diary room plead,
to stay would be fab, but to go was great as shes been freed.
now a disgusting chat, Jay and Anton did disgrace,
they were talking about the girls, scum was the trace.
Jay was keeping Faye and Maisy at the Lengh of his arm,
but not being able to do anything is causing him harm.
while Antons luck is nearly out, he's only got Louise,
and i hope shes got more sense, please.
the joke was on Alex after she played the plane game,
they nearly got out of the cock pit was it laughter or shame.
a very clever chat from Rebecka about sir names,
if we have kids Aden, OMG not more games.
then a food delivery and it went a bit crazy,
it was funny the way Heaven pushed aside Maisy.
back again to the dead romance and fantasy's,
Aden wants to rip Rebecka's cloths off, would he have to pay Rhino's for royalties.
Heaven and Jay were both saying Aden has been reeled,
Heaven is confident its all been seen and Rebecka's fate is sealed.
Mark gave Rebecka advice and said where she went wrong,
she cut herself off as at Adens side she did belong.
Maisy and Jay were chatting about clubbing towns,
Maisy was offered up to Newcastle, all smiles and frowns.
the real Anton was now getting exposure,
he said both should have been evicted,i think that's Antons closure.
the serious was now hitting Aden, and it did trap,
he said to Rebecka this might be our last night, he feels like a sapp.
enter the Fonz and not 1 but 2 Lady's he can bed,
Arron i need some tips, of you i am jealous dead.
back to the bore, this don't even need logging,
Aden and Heaven went under the covers and the sounds were deep snogging.
that was day 14 in a rhyme, a rap what ever you say,
Joe is obsessed with big brother and i can not wait for 15 day.

(i am sure you will agree this is such a long load of babble but it just shows the joe that so much is going on and i am loving big brother so much more then that CBB or otherwise known as the deadwood show. i just find it all so interesting watching things develop and people crack under the preasure or better still people that dont have a clue like alex and just carrys on as she normaly would lol - how would you sum up day 14 - and none can say s??t.)
 
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Re: bigbrother - a poem on day 14

wow...what some people do with their time...
some watch porn,
others try to be funny
..others...just spend it...watching this that and other
..some watch big brother...






























































































































oh brother....
 
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Scuse me sir, could you please explain your fascination with Big Brother? I must have missed something along the way? In all fairness I've only read one of the poems you've posted but just dont get it? The show is awful, simple as? I have more fun watching my testicals swing back and forth.
 
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About bloody time that he has his own thread. The guy has a crazy fixation with Big Brother, despite it being one of the worst shows ever made :p
 
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bigbrother - day 15 from theJoe

DAY 15

Tom told Mark he loves him,
while Jay shaved his chest and Heaven enjoyed the weather that's not grim.
then poor Alex had trouble cooking,
Harry was intrigued and could not stop looking.
she wanted a runny egg,
is she playing dumb trying to pull our leg.
forget the eggs, Arron was showing his fertilizer,
stark naked in the shower, this is Mr equalizer.
Heaven and Louise discussed the concept of big brother,
they said some do it for fame and more, but not each other.
fame was the topic, Aden and Maisy did wounder,
Aden seemed to think everyone would no him, big blunder.
for Mark to get his cloths back was a test,
a silly question from BB, his reply was the best.
Jay and Aden were talking about accent's and speech,
Alex was there to, but she is beyond someone to teach.
Faye was lying on her bed and asked Arron for a massage,
he could not get her bra off, but the shorts he did charge.
a few more questions to Mark from big bro,
he did make them laugh and his suit case is now on show.
the ompalompa had a story about Uganda,
someone stole her chocolate, Arron and Mark guessed was it a shark or panda.
tensions in the house are rising, Faye and Maisy are both sexually frustrated,
have these Lady's got any shame, or are they being calculated.
onto the girls Jay dose like best,
Louise is his fave, Maisy would be good for a tumble, nothing for the rest.
a interesting chat between Anton, Aden and Rebecka on leaving,
how messed up would it be, thank god the Rebecka we were to be receiving.
a hot topic now, food was under scrutiny,
Heaven had a egg but shes a vegan its a hungry community.
a bit of bitching now, Anton and Harry gave a blow,
they both have had enough of Heaven and want her to go.
Rebecka and Heaven did not speak in the last hours,
thank you everyone, Rebecka has no more powers.
now Heaven has got ill shes a little deluded,
if she is not PM or dose not help Africa, from life she will be excluded.
now Brian to the house did speak,
Anton shouted out, love you Brian, clever and a sneak.
Rebecka was crying,
shes still doing it and not speaking, its called lying.
the lap dog is lost, over the first meet, the first kiss,
everything is being played but talking to Heaven must diss.
then on the screen was the evictee,
showing her bitterness was just complimentary.
a cuddle between Aden and Heaven and i hope the evictee was looking,
as i have said i hope they get real close and Rebecka is cooking.
Jay and Maisy shared a bath together,
are they saving water, i don't think they are that clever.
man to man hug, Anton and Aden were clearing,
like i said i hope they get on and leave Rebecka fearing.
later Anton was in the D-R and up Rebecka did crop,
Anton thinks shes the devil, call the cop.
Heaven has seen the light, she is now not going to suffer with paranoia,
BB is fun, she is now a enjoyer.
i have to end my poem, theJoe is knackered,
Heaven is happy as now Aden can enjoy BB, she is cracker-ed.
until day 16, see you folks later,
we done it, we got of Rebecka, the evil hater.

(sorry this is a bit of a mouthfall but so much is happening in this BB and i am loving it, is everyone happy Rebckha has gone ? i never want to see her again )
 
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Yes, really happy Rebeckah is gone, Aden needs to stop blubbing over it now though
 
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