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wasteofspace
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hi niamh < i see what you are saying but i think he could have handled it better by not cracking on with maisy straight after the turn off from faye - it just tells me he is the sort of person that dose the best for himself and thats what matters (which is very selfish) now all this has kicked off and he is really unhappy and thinking of walking tomorow he must not make this same mistake again if he stays < but i am not sure if he thinks this deep as i just said and just puts himself first < tom i dont trust yet and i have a >? mark by his name - i hope he is not a little stirer but if he is - it will wind everyone up and the bitching is set to go on lol <
Are you happy to have your own BB thread now?
I think theJoe is over the fucking moon with his thread. I think I even saw a spot of wee come out...
wasteofspace
Member
ADEN - ARRON - HEAVEN - WHO GOES THEJOE DECIDES
now theJoe is faced with a dilemma,
and for to days Ute's, will feel my poem tremor.
we can not rid Arron, refer to my poem Arron-gate,
because this man is in a love triangle,but can not calculate.
while he is there, conflict is brewing,
intentionally or not, he is stewing.
onto Heaven, now theJoe is going to offend,
her stay in this living hell we must extend.
on what grounds theJoe i hear you scream,
she is one honest sincere loopy lady, that is causing steam.
we must not take out all the pressure,
for us to watch the H-M suffer from Heaven is a pleasure.
unlike Rebecka there is no malice,
to Heaven this earth and people are Dallace.
now onto the wannabe rap star,
who has lost the 2 week love of his life and got a scar.
not in any conversation because he has no vocabulary,
as for Tupac and Biggy, they would call the rap constabulary.
i urge you to vote and Aden we must rid,
because he is mentally to young,obsessed with rap and BB is not the place for this deluded kid.
( with everyone that has gone so far - the public has been spot on and i can not thank them enough. but this friday is a tricky one and lots of people we now like the people in there for there own reasons. all i can say is i hope everyone is with theJoe on voteing Aden out as personally i dont think he has nothing to offer the house. both Heaven and Arron are nice people and are both causeing there own tensions in the house and i am loveing watching it unfold. so on this message board are you with theJoe or do you disagree ? )
this is not a poem on tonights show but one on the 3 that are up for eviction? i just woundered who you lot want to go and why ? or can anyone see my logic in why i want arron and heaven to stay. and i am buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing to have my own thread and i now have a claim to fame and noone can take that away from theJoe lol. i love you all on offtopicz < xxxxxx
now theJoe is faced with a dilemma,
and for to days Ute's, will feel my poem tremor.
we can not rid Arron, refer to my poem Arron-gate,
because this man is in a love triangle,but can not calculate.
while he is there, conflict is brewing,
intentionally or not, he is stewing.
onto Heaven, now theJoe is going to offend,
her stay in this living hell we must extend.
on what grounds theJoe i hear you scream,
she is one honest sincere loopy lady, that is causing steam.
we must not take out all the pressure,
for us to watch the H-M suffer from Heaven is a pleasure.
unlike Rebecka there is no malice,
to Heaven this earth and people are Dallace.
now onto the wannabe rap star,
who has lost the 2 week love of his life and got a scar.
not in any conversation because he has no vocabulary,
as for Tupac and Biggy, they would call the rap constabulary.
i urge you to vote and Aden we must rid,
because he is mentally to young,obsessed with rap and BB is not the place for this deluded kid.
( with everyone that has gone so far - the public has been spot on and i can not thank them enough. but this friday is a tricky one and lots of people we now like the people in there for there own reasons. all i can say is i hope everyone is with theJoe on voteing Aden out as personally i dont think he has nothing to offer the house. both Heaven and Arron are nice people and are both causeing there own tensions in the house and i am loveing watching it unfold. so on this message board are you with theJoe or do you disagree ? )
this is not a poem on tonights show but one on the 3 that are up for eviction? i just woundered who you lot want to go and why ? or can anyone see my logic in why i want arron and heaven to stay. and i am buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing to have my own thread and i now have a claim to fame and noone can take that away from theJoe lol. i love you all on offtopicz < xxxxxx
wasteofspace
Member
DAY 18 - DID YOU SEE DOT COTTON IN THE BACK ROUND ?
day 18 and Maisy woke from a nightmare,
she told Arron she don't want him to go, is this care.
Tom was fed up and felt rotten,
he said whats happening is worse then DOT COTTON.
now Mark and Jay had a chat,a little talk,
Mark dose not want Arron to walk.
kiss-gate is back, now caution,
Arron wants to leave, while Maisy feels its been blown out of all proportion.
why is today making Anton buzz,
because he said hes £100k nearer and there's less fuzz.
Mark and Faye were talking about the unease,
while Arron told Maisy he don't trust and wants to be on his own please.
Mark came in and to Arron he was like a rash,
he told Arron you can not go then said something about Tango and cash.
Alex and Tom were singing and dancing,
trying to entertain and get Camra's free lancing.
more chat about Arron from Maisy, Aden,Anton and Harry,
not sure whats going on,but to noms this will certainly carry.
Arron back in the D-R over all the mess,
he's now onto Tom and of him he dose think even less.
Arron and Tom had lovers first row,
both not speaking, who's the cow.
Arron and Jay popped out for a smoke,
Arron said for bringing his son into it, Maisy made him choke.
Jay was examining and said Tom seems down,
Tom wants a apology from Arron before he goes into town.
the nominations were classic, even if my fave is highlighted,
Aden and Arron will scrap it out, because Heaven again will leave me delighted.
the brain was ticking in Aden, who did nomm,
i don't no about in the ghetto, maybe it was bugsbunny or jerry or tom.
a homosexual row broke out between 2 lovers,
Arron and Tom were discussing the fowl talk, but no-one discovers.
Tom dose feel Arron has led him on and down the street,
Arron said don't worry i am going Friday, but will the lack of confidence be sweet.
that was day 18 or from theJoe's eyes,
if i have said anything wrong, please feel free to correct my lies.
( i no millions and millions of you dont get and hate theJoe's poetry and i fully excecpt that because i even hate it, but what you must admit is to include the best gossip in the world DOT COTTON in my poem is a master peace lol do you agree?)
and to prove i am so happy i now have my own space on this message board i am going to advertise for people to chat about BB on my thread by putting a link to this webpage - so i hope you dont mind mr offtopicz? thanks again < see i am being a good boy now and i never go out of my own space lol
day 18 and Maisy woke from a nightmare,
she told Arron she don't want him to go, is this care.
Tom was fed up and felt rotten,
he said whats happening is worse then DOT COTTON.
now Mark and Jay had a chat,a little talk,
Mark dose not want Arron to walk.
kiss-gate is back, now caution,
Arron wants to leave, while Maisy feels its been blown out of all proportion.
why is today making Anton buzz,
because he said hes £100k nearer and there's less fuzz.
Mark and Faye were talking about the unease,
while Arron told Maisy he don't trust and wants to be on his own please.
Mark came in and to Arron he was like a rash,
he told Arron you can not go then said something about Tango and cash.
Alex and Tom were singing and dancing,
trying to entertain and get Camra's free lancing.
more chat about Arron from Maisy, Aden,Anton and Harry,
not sure whats going on,but to noms this will certainly carry.
Arron back in the D-R over all the mess,
he's now onto Tom and of him he dose think even less.
Arron and Tom had lovers first row,
both not speaking, who's the cow.
Arron and Jay popped out for a smoke,
Arron said for bringing his son into it, Maisy made him choke.
Jay was examining and said Tom seems down,
Tom wants a apology from Arron before he goes into town.
the nominations were classic, even if my fave is highlighted,
Aden and Arron will scrap it out, because Heaven again will leave me delighted.
the brain was ticking in Aden, who did nomm,
i don't no about in the ghetto, maybe it was bugsbunny or jerry or tom.
a homosexual row broke out between 2 lovers,
Arron and Tom were discussing the fowl talk, but no-one discovers.
Tom dose feel Arron has led him on and down the street,
Arron said don't worry i am going Friday, but will the lack of confidence be sweet.
that was day 18 or from theJoe's eyes,
if i have said anything wrong, please feel free to correct my lies.
( i no millions and millions of you dont get and hate theJoe's poetry and i fully excecpt that because i even hate it, but what you must admit is to include the best gossip in the world DOT COTTON in my poem is a master peace lol do you agree?)
and to prove i am so happy i now have my own space on this message board i am going to advertise for people to chat about BB on my thread by putting a link to this webpage - so i hope you dont mind mr offtopicz? thanks again < see i am being a good boy now and i never go out of my own space lol
Why not? He doesn't owe Faye anything, he said he fancied her...........big deal? All the guys probably fancy her a bit. Faye said she fancied Jay, she turned Aaron down so why is she acting like a jilted lover?
wasteofspace
Member
well to be hounest this is the least of there problems < its only week 3 lol
wasteofspace
Member
DAY 19 SUGAR AND SALT GATE
the day started as normal with the alarm,
no-one said a thing until the 23rd min when there was Carm.
then a crime that will out do the hardest thugs,
did theJoe witness's Heaven swapping the salt and sugar, or was i high on drugs.
Heaven said there are game players,
and after sugar and slat gate, Heaven exposed layers.
Arron was in the D-R and graciously admits,
that's my sign he understands all his actions and bits.
then a joke from Arron about sand-which and bacon,
at least his dull seance of hum-our BB has not taken.
now Tom tastes sugar, is this a prank,
can you remember what i said Heaven had done, top rank.
a little treat now, all H-M were given teddy grillers
n Alex had to play ball with a real one,it was one of the best thrillers.
she did not have a clue and theJoe was cracking,
this was easily Alex's best bits,fear was not lacking.
Mark and Heaven had to get photos in the gorillas cage,
this guy is a real joker, but got enough photos to fill a page.
the public was Heaven's worry,
but Mark reassured her in a hurry.
Faye and Arron were thinking about emotions,
Faye came in BB to find her down sides and her promotions.
they spoke about how Arron might be perceived,
Faye said a player could be deceived.
back to the gorilla, it was Maisy trip,
she had to reverse in backwards, Arron said that's how we started, sarcastic slip.
Maisy done well and it was so funny,
she could even get the video and make money.
top of the pops hit big brother,
Tom and Alex played with foil and released there first cover.
Anton and Jay and Aden did prove they are from the gutter,
talking about Maisy, sex, blow-jobs, disgrace utter.
its Antons birthday on Saturday and wants kissing on the lips,
i am sure he will get them, but his arrogant R-I-P-S.
if you wanted a chuckle then the gorilla is central,
each of the H-M had to collect bananas, funniest thing ever is the potential.
they done well and collected £398 in money,
that's there food budget, this day in BB is sunny.
Now a shock to the system, Harry went senial,
he's put garlic and water into a spray, there's no denial.
one of the gangstas was doing more rapping,
the mental health team have him on Friday, its just trapping.
Mark and Harry sprayed the bed with there special spray,
for someone who dose not like confrontation, Harry did not delay.
Tom is not getting the attention he deserves,
so com-fronted Arron while reasons and rights he reserves.
Harry finds his bed messed and walks out in a huff,
Jay and Anton laughing so much they puff.
Tom and Heaven were talking, and he se would save,
theJoe personally wants Aden to wave.
Arron and Maisy had a uncomfortable natter,
Arron said he was mounted, Maisy it did not flatter.
Aden, Louise, Heaven and Jay, the bottle did not spin,
because Louise told Jay i am into you, sly grin.
Arrons age was a subject,
none guessed correct.
Louise told Heaven with Jay watching, she is very shy,
but when she gets a man she worships him and is never sly.
in normal cloths Arron and Faye jumped into the pool,
this is a time to get naked and for Mark and Tom sing and show there tool.
good boy Harry is wrapped up in tape,
Alex went near him with water, wet him and harry did escape.
tit for tat but it did soon explode,
then Heaven went into one and on harry did reload.
Harry then flipped and went ape,
it will all be caught and be a great viewing tape.
Alex and harry discussed there rumble,
disappointed but both agree there friendship wont crumble.
Aden and Heaven spoke about whats forbidden,
Aden thinks he is going Friday, i say good ridden.
a new fight broke out, but this one was bliss,
Faye and Arron were wrestling,and decided to kiss.
bed time now and the smell is not discreet,
can you remember who sprayed the garlic and water, it went down a treat.
Arron and Mark were talking about love and passion,
Mark said the next person you kiss, stick with and the rest ration.
that was day 19 from theJoe,
if i have missed anything or said anything wrong, let me no.
(i was so busy putting my poem togther i never got all the farcts. but from my notes i gain that heaven done the salt and sugar swap - am i correct ?)
the day started as normal with the alarm,
no-one said a thing until the 23rd min when there was Carm.
then a crime that will out do the hardest thugs,
did theJoe witness's Heaven swapping the salt and sugar, or was i high on drugs.
Heaven said there are game players,
and after sugar and slat gate, Heaven exposed layers.
Arron was in the D-R and graciously admits,
that's my sign he understands all his actions and bits.
then a joke from Arron about sand-which and bacon,
at least his dull seance of hum-our BB has not taken.
now Tom tastes sugar, is this a prank,
can you remember what i said Heaven had done, top rank.
a little treat now, all H-M were given teddy grillers
n Alex had to play ball with a real one,it was one of the best thrillers.
she did not have a clue and theJoe was cracking,
this was easily Alex's best bits,fear was not lacking.
Mark and Heaven had to get photos in the gorillas cage,
this guy is a real joker, but got enough photos to fill a page.
the public was Heaven's worry,
but Mark reassured her in a hurry.
Faye and Arron were thinking about emotions,
Faye came in BB to find her down sides and her promotions.
they spoke about how Arron might be perceived,
Faye said a player could be deceived.
back to the gorilla, it was Maisy trip,
she had to reverse in backwards, Arron said that's how we started, sarcastic slip.
Maisy done well and it was so funny,
she could even get the video and make money.
top of the pops hit big brother,
Tom and Alex played with foil and released there first cover.
Anton and Jay and Aden did prove they are from the gutter,
talking about Maisy, sex, blow-jobs, disgrace utter.
its Antons birthday on Saturday and wants kissing on the lips,
i am sure he will get them, but his arrogant R-I-P-S.
if you wanted a chuckle then the gorilla is central,
each of the H-M had to collect bananas, funniest thing ever is the potential.
they done well and collected £398 in money,
that's there food budget, this day in BB is sunny.
Now a shock to the system, Harry went senial,
he's put garlic and water into a spray, there's no denial.
one of the gangstas was doing more rapping,
the mental health team have him on Friday, its just trapping.
Mark and Harry sprayed the bed with there special spray,
for someone who dose not like confrontation, Harry did not delay.
Tom is not getting the attention he deserves,
so com-fronted Arron while reasons and rights he reserves.
Harry finds his bed messed and walks out in a huff,
Jay and Anton laughing so much they puff.
Tom and Heaven were talking, and he se would save,
theJoe personally wants Aden to wave.
Arron and Maisy had a uncomfortable natter,
Arron said he was mounted, Maisy it did not flatter.
Aden, Louise, Heaven and Jay, the bottle did not spin,
because Louise told Jay i am into you, sly grin.
Arrons age was a subject,
none guessed correct.
Louise told Heaven with Jay watching, she is very shy,
but when she gets a man she worships him and is never sly.
in normal cloths Arron and Faye jumped into the pool,
this is a time to get naked and for Mark and Tom sing and show there tool.
good boy Harry is wrapped up in tape,
Alex went near him with water, wet him and harry did escape.
tit for tat but it did soon explode,
then Heaven went into one and on harry did reload.
Harry then flipped and went ape,
it will all be caught and be a great viewing tape.
Alex and harry discussed there rumble,
disappointed but both agree there friendship wont crumble.
Aden and Heaven spoke about whats forbidden,
Aden thinks he is going Friday, i say good ridden.
a new fight broke out, but this one was bliss,
Faye and Arron were wrestling,and decided to kiss.
bed time now and the smell is not discreet,
can you remember who sprayed the garlic and water, it went down a treat.
Arron and Mark were talking about love and passion,
Mark said the next person you kiss, stick with and the rest ration.
that was day 19 from theJoe,
if i have missed anything or said anything wrong, let me no.
(i was so busy putting my poem togther i never got all the farcts. but from my notes i gain that heaven done the salt and sugar swap - am i correct ?)
wasteofspace
Member
DAY 20
life started off slow on day twenty,
common normal things happened by the plenty.
after a late night booze,
Louise's head felt the bruze.
to the D-R for tablets as its blinding,
she said last night on her lap, Jay was bum grinding.
but the fail-er to chat did confuse,
big strapping lad like Jay, me it did amuse.
Mark and Harry cleaned there bed,
while Jay and Anton said Heaven is hard work in the head.
now prince Harry to BB was complaining,
what is wrong with these people, filth and dirt is raining.
the belly and bulge Miasy and Tom wanted to avoid,
they are both skin and bone, larger people will be annoyed.
Mark and Harry done a master stroke,
on Arron and Jay they played the dog joke.
they said BB wanted to people to act like dogs,
these 2 men crawling around was humor logs.
Jay mounted Arron and gave it doggy style,
Arron dose not need to worry about sexual frustration, night time he dose smile.
Harry and Mark were called to the D-R to sumarie,
big brother wanted to protect itself to say it had no part of this exercise.
Jay carry-ed on and even had a doggy name,
what better then Rambo, still on with the game.
now the instigators of dog-gate,
let Alex in on it, i could see her brain trying to calculate.
then Heaven decided to have a rant,
everyone was lost with all the tones and the chant.
the shopping list was being done and Heaven put in her ore,
wanting to control it, and her food she wanted to score.
a impression from Alex now, i kid you not,
she done "im a celeb" Which i and no-one got.
back to the list now, after Heaven owning,
we need seasoning and chocolate, she's still moaning.
Alex and Louise were talking turn on and there sexual past,
and both are people that this country should highlight and model cast.
both have never kissed a stranger,
and would not dream of meeting a man for him to use his lone ranger.
saying all this, and Louise admits she likes Jays eyes,
i wounder if her 1 night stand rule applies.
they are both positive that Aden attitude to woman dose reek,
infarct there op-ion of him was very bleak.
from Arron we had a case of fraud,
he was in the D-R telling the shopping list, and for the few he missed deserves a reward.
while Jay was still being a dog, BB told Arron there's no task,
he had a sense of humor and had no evil mask.
so he came out with all guns blazing,
and the way Mark continually lied, was amazing.
Jay went in and BB he did com-front,
they clearly told him no task was set short and direct and very blunt.
he came out laughing but said watch your back,
you could clearly see he's annoyed but revenge dose not lack.
now filth and dirt was not delayed,
so BB said if you clean, into the house music will be played.
temper did rise now when Louise was called,
she got annoyed it was only her, BB over ruled.
now prince Harry was admiring the palace and it being spic and spam,
dose he think it will stay like this, it would be a scam.
round 1 started in the garden with 2 tins of mince,
Harry trained doing boxing, did he convince.
the shopping was then delivered,
but what everyone then done would have left the nation shivered.
it was then time for a whinge,
Heaven said she was targeted,don't cringe.
a love chat was discussed, Anton told Louise her admirer,
but why can not Jay say this, he's got no fire.
who drank my drink was Heavens mission,
Anton said who it was not, left maisy and faye the true vision.
one more row did brew and the tensions did build,
Louise said it like a playground, there no shield.
Faye and Maisy did off storm, and quick,
Anton said she can suck his dick.
Faye and Maisy were discussing the row,
Maisy slapped Faye, spiteful cow.
Faye was let down by Louise for not up standing,
where is this landing.
Mark and Harry were in bed given Aden tips,
how the karete kid got into it, because it came from marks lips.
to complain about wine did disgrace,
Louise question where she was and what is this place.
Faye and Anton now went into dispute,
he said you are my closet friend, lets not pollute.
over wine Louise and Faye said something sneaky,
Louise said to row over wine, but she was drunk, cheeky.
kiss and make up Heaven and faye will start again tomorrow,
but i am just thinking, will it end in sorrow.
Jay and Louise had a hug to clear the air,
but i am sure over time, more they will share.
Fate was happy in her bed as Arron was at her side,
she loves him there, forgotten is the Maisy divide.
now gangsta Anton said he is under attack,
from what and who i still have to crack.
Louise is Antons girl, but dose Jay approve,
they both can not share, one we will have to remove.
a deep kiss from Faye and then a joke,
good bye Arron, but will he be a lucky bloke.
that was day 20, long and brain dementing from theJoe,
are you tempted to watch BB, let me no.
(that was how theJoe saw day 20 - but i have a slight feeling its to long to read am i right or right lol ?)
life started off slow on day twenty,
common normal things happened by the plenty.
after a late night booze,
Louise's head felt the bruze.
to the D-R for tablets as its blinding,
she said last night on her lap, Jay was bum grinding.
but the fail-er to chat did confuse,
big strapping lad like Jay, me it did amuse.
Mark and Harry cleaned there bed,
while Jay and Anton said Heaven is hard work in the head.
now prince Harry to BB was complaining,
what is wrong with these people, filth and dirt is raining.
the belly and bulge Miasy and Tom wanted to avoid,
they are both skin and bone, larger people will be annoyed.
Mark and Harry done a master stroke,
on Arron and Jay they played the dog joke.
they said BB wanted to people to act like dogs,
these 2 men crawling around was humor logs.
Jay mounted Arron and gave it doggy style,
Arron dose not need to worry about sexual frustration, night time he dose smile.
Harry and Mark were called to the D-R to sumarie,
big brother wanted to protect itself to say it had no part of this exercise.
Jay carry-ed on and even had a doggy name,
what better then Rambo, still on with the game.
now the instigators of dog-gate,
let Alex in on it, i could see her brain trying to calculate.
then Heaven decided to have a rant,
everyone was lost with all the tones and the chant.
the shopping list was being done and Heaven put in her ore,
wanting to control it, and her food she wanted to score.
a impression from Alex now, i kid you not,
she done "im a celeb" Which i and no-one got.
back to the list now, after Heaven owning,
we need seasoning and chocolate, she's still moaning.
Alex and Louise were talking turn on and there sexual past,
and both are people that this country should highlight and model cast.
both have never kissed a stranger,
and would not dream of meeting a man for him to use his lone ranger.
saying all this, and Louise admits she likes Jays eyes,
i wounder if her 1 night stand rule applies.
they are both positive that Aden attitude to woman dose reek,
infarct there op-ion of him was very bleak.
from Arron we had a case of fraud,
he was in the D-R telling the shopping list, and for the few he missed deserves a reward.
while Jay was still being a dog, BB told Arron there's no task,
he had a sense of humor and had no evil mask.
so he came out with all guns blazing,
and the way Mark continually lied, was amazing.
Jay went in and BB he did com-front,
they clearly told him no task was set short and direct and very blunt.
he came out laughing but said watch your back,
you could clearly see he's annoyed but revenge dose not lack.
now filth and dirt was not delayed,
so BB said if you clean, into the house music will be played.
temper did rise now when Louise was called,
she got annoyed it was only her, BB over ruled.
now prince Harry was admiring the palace and it being spic and spam,
dose he think it will stay like this, it would be a scam.
round 1 started in the garden with 2 tins of mince,
Harry trained doing boxing, did he convince.
the shopping was then delivered,
but what everyone then done would have left the nation shivered.
it was then time for a whinge,
Heaven said she was targeted,don't cringe.
a love chat was discussed, Anton told Louise her admirer,
but why can not Jay say this, he's got no fire.
who drank my drink was Heavens mission,
Anton said who it was not, left maisy and faye the true vision.
one more row did brew and the tensions did build,
Louise said it like a playground, there no shield.
Faye and Maisy did off storm, and quick,
Anton said she can suck his dick.
Faye and Maisy were discussing the row,
Maisy slapped Faye, spiteful cow.
Faye was let down by Louise for not up standing,
where is this landing.
Mark and Harry were in bed given Aden tips,
how the karete kid got into it, because it came from marks lips.
to complain about wine did disgrace,
Louise question where she was and what is this place.
Faye and Anton now went into dispute,
he said you are my closet friend, lets not pollute.
over wine Louise and Faye said something sneaky,
Louise said to row over wine, but she was drunk, cheeky.
kiss and make up Heaven and faye will start again tomorrow,
but i am just thinking, will it end in sorrow.
Jay and Louise had a hug to clear the air,
but i am sure over time, more they will share.
Fate was happy in her bed as Arron was at her side,
she loves him there, forgotten is the Maisy divide.
now gangsta Anton said he is under attack,
from what and who i still have to crack.
Louise is Antons girl, but dose Jay approve,
they both can not share, one we will have to remove.
a deep kiss from Faye and then a joke,
good bye Arron, but will he be a lucky bloke.
that was day 20, long and brain dementing from theJoe,
are you tempted to watch BB, let me no.
(that was how theJoe saw day 20 - but i have a slight feeling its to long to read am i right or right lol ?)
wasteofspace
Member
DAY 21 IN A NUTSHELL
day 21 started with all feeling rough,
most of the girls talking about what happened, Louise ruled out drink, tough.
they did all agree they were idiots and brought shame,
all that can be said, on with the game.
the pervert Tom and the wannabe gangsta Aden were summarizing,
who's going tonight, not one person was arising.
Heaven has nothing to worry about, the D-R was told,
because she has been herself and feels warm and not cold.
airing to the public Arron was doing his linen,
but he has bedded 2 girls so far, he is the one grinning.
the kiss was the subject for the 2 girls that have been beded,
what is it with this Aron, he must be literally big headed.
Faye is not sure if again they will kiss,
but theJoe dose insure bed time and cuddles wont miss.
the 3 up for the boot did beg and plead,
i was so sad Heaven went to hell, in my bible i did read.
the prince went to see a lady about chiropody,
Alex excelled herself, i am thinking child prodigy.
glamorous Louise was set a task,
she done so well, from her laughter she did mask.
wind did escape and Jay did cover,
chips on a plate and music, did love discover.
it was uncomfortable and dancing was a joke,
but i firmly believe smitten is the Jay bloke.
Louise got her reward and her dignity was lightened,
wareing a massive whoopy cusion did have Jays day brightened.
Arron was saying if he left what he would be denied,
mark and Faye he would miss, but i think its all about Faye and getting inside.
dirt into dishes Alex and Tom thought would be fun,
theJoe is wondering how long there childhood will be run.
a talk now about mr bed hopper,
Faye was embarrassed, Arron was no where near becoming a Roy Cropper.
the level of majority is now under the spot light,
Harry and Aron both agreed its low, dose it make bed hopping right.
Faye and Maisy were discussing how they will be viewed,
Faye said she looks like a d??? head, correct but so rude.
that thing from the first week will be viewing future hubby table manners,
it serves her right, for being one of them game planners.
Arron was with one of his chicks,
he told her about bedding the wrong one, is he playing tricks.
He's declared his love for Faye and he is sorry about bed-gate,
Faye and Maisy do look identical,theJoe believes you mate.
Tom and Harry put homosexuality into scrutiny,
Harry said Tom is the first gay man he has met, he must have a small community.
Jay and Louise meal did satisfy and make me cringe,
poor Jaye went to peaces, his tension you could not cut or singe.
it ended well and not in bed all snug,
Jay was a gentleman and gave Louise a hug.
nigh-time now and Arron looked over his pride,
Faye said she feels like a d??? head, then the divide.
all in there own beds and sleeping,
the first night not in Heaven, will she be peeping.
i hope you have all enjoyed theJoe's discovery,
don't worry nurse, when BB ends, i will finish my recovery.
(THEJOE DOSE UNDERSTAND THIS IS A VERY LARGE NUTSHELL AND I DO UNDERSTAND MILLIONS WILL NOT READ IT BUT YOU ALL MUST UNDERSTAND THEJOE LOVES BB AND IT IS MY LIFE.)
day 21 started with all feeling rough,
most of the girls talking about what happened, Louise ruled out drink, tough.
they did all agree they were idiots and brought shame,
all that can be said, on with the game.
the pervert Tom and the wannabe gangsta Aden were summarizing,
who's going tonight, not one person was arising.
Heaven has nothing to worry about, the D-R was told,
because she has been herself and feels warm and not cold.
airing to the public Arron was doing his linen,
but he has bedded 2 girls so far, he is the one grinning.
the kiss was the subject for the 2 girls that have been beded,
what is it with this Aron, he must be literally big headed.
Faye is not sure if again they will kiss,
but theJoe dose insure bed time and cuddles wont miss.
the 3 up for the boot did beg and plead,
i was so sad Heaven went to hell, in my bible i did read.
the prince went to see a lady about chiropody,
Alex excelled herself, i am thinking child prodigy.
glamorous Louise was set a task,
she done so well, from her laughter she did mask.
wind did escape and Jay did cover,
chips on a plate and music, did love discover.
it was uncomfortable and dancing was a joke,
but i firmly believe smitten is the Jay bloke.
Louise got her reward and her dignity was lightened,
wareing a massive whoopy cusion did have Jays day brightened.
Arron was saying if he left what he would be denied,
mark and Faye he would miss, but i think its all about Faye and getting inside.
dirt into dishes Alex and Tom thought would be fun,
theJoe is wondering how long there childhood will be run.
a talk now about mr bed hopper,
Faye was embarrassed, Arron was no where near becoming a Roy Cropper.
the level of majority is now under the spot light,
Harry and Aron both agreed its low, dose it make bed hopping right.
Faye and Maisy were discussing how they will be viewed,
Faye said she looks like a d??? head, correct but so rude.
that thing from the first week will be viewing future hubby table manners,
it serves her right, for being one of them game planners.
Arron was with one of his chicks,
he told her about bedding the wrong one, is he playing tricks.
He's declared his love for Faye and he is sorry about bed-gate,
Faye and Maisy do look identical,theJoe believes you mate.
Tom and Harry put homosexuality into scrutiny,
Harry said Tom is the first gay man he has met, he must have a small community.
Jay and Louise meal did satisfy and make me cringe,
poor Jaye went to peaces, his tension you could not cut or singe.
it ended well and not in bed all snug,
Jay was a gentleman and gave Louise a hug.
nigh-time now and Arron looked over his pride,
Faye said she feels like a d??? head, then the divide.
all in there own beds and sleeping,
the first night not in Heaven, will she be peeping.
i hope you have all enjoyed theJoe's discovery,
don't worry nurse, when BB ends, i will finish my recovery.
(THEJOE DOSE UNDERSTAND THIS IS A VERY LARGE NUTSHELL AND I DO UNDERSTAND MILLIONS WILL NOT READ IT BUT YOU ALL MUST UNDERSTAND THEJOE LOVES BB AND IT IS MY LIFE.)
wasteofspace
Member
joey < i am called theJoe < and i think i love you <
wasteofspace
Member
well man down by Rhinna enters theJoe's poem on BB maybe i should have put lol
yes i do understand you all will not even get that far as you will switch off as its one of my poems again, but you have to admit it was a good idea to inand there will be all them normal jokes or NURSE HE IS OUT AGAIN and all that lol theJoe is just off for his medication with the nurse < be back soon.
DAY 22 IN A NUTSHELL
the sun was out and most enjoyed it in the garden,
while the gangsta rapper was talking game plan, to harden.
it got dirty about sex and how many involved,
if i was Louise, i would stay clear until Jay is dissolved.
while Anton was talking about sex in a group,
he will not tolerate any ugly girls, high standards has this troop.
Arron's had enough, just like theJoe he think Anton is disgraceful,
but unlike theJoe, bed hopping on TV is far from tasteful.
i spotted a crime as prince harry and Louise did up slipped,
for talking about noms, apart the house will be ripped.
Maisy's dad is loaded, but his reputation is vital,
he payed for a helicopter to tell her to behave, how spiteful.
in Arron's boots he is shaking,
and i for one believe he fell out of love with Maisy and in love with Faye no faking.
the casino came to BB or it would on one condition,
if each housemate could name the next evictee addition.
i don't no if it was from the heart or scared of the rapping gangsta,
but everyone said Aden's going, they have had enough of this prankster.
like a real hard man, he walked off in a strop,
Rebecka has picked a right one, very sensitive and eats like a slop.
now with Arron, like him i have confusion,
the farct he got cheers and never went must have been a illusion.
still hurt from the votes, Aden said if i stay you are the joke,
i don't no how he has done it because he is pepsi trying to be coke.
Alex needed help, so Louise plucked her eye brow,
Faye was in the shower and asked Arron was he is only nice at nights, silly cow.
to test the H-M a challenge from university,
Alex was set some hard questions to prove her diversity.
if she could get 3 out of 5, she would win the house a barbecue,
she passed 4 out of 5, her topic was "Barbie" she was to the rescue.
to show how grateful Harry and Arron were, on Alex it did tease,
the love of her life was in the house, her face did not please.
now Arron deserves some credit,
because after playing the girls, he don't think he will get a good edit.
Anton gained Alex's university reasons,
while Mark humiliated her and asked Barbie dress code in the seasons.
the guidance Arron gives Mark is imperative,
so just in case Arron goes, Harry will be Marks guidance inheritive.
Jay and Louise got deep, in Jay she did confide,
she told him, people don't no allot in here, and her brother died.
while they were waiting to see who got the boot,
Faye confessed to Arron, love is at her root.
overwhelmed and shocked, Arron thinks its not been seen,
i question, is theJoe judging him to hard or is his love just evergreen.
Anton was glad to see Heaven go to hell,
she is the craziest person he has ever met, alarm bell.
Arron was saved and Alex showed him some support,
while Anton said it was funny Heaven falling on her deport.
head held high, Alex said Heaven left,
while Anton had no compassion, a clear theft.
roll your sleeve up, Anton said now the game dose begin,
i think he has forgotten Rebecka's message, grin.
Aden and Arron got a night out at the casino,
Arron had Faye on his mind, and had to go.
the pervert Tom still thinks Arron is being funny,
but i am starting to think, if it was raining, Tom would say its sunny.
man to man, sorry Arron felt for Aden's vote,
"man down " by Rhinna is a gangster quote.
Louise and Faye were chatting about Faye's only topic,
and god help Arron if he has got one and it is microscopic.
the gangster rapper was being his normal fool,
he was telling Tom about the love rule.
kiss Chase in the playground is approaching,
all giving advice on each other lady, to avoid poaching.
Faye hates being second to Maisy,
but told Arron "we are still on for tonight" to kiss and you can touch my daisy.
a bit of normality normality now, in we zoom,
Tom is sleeping on the set ti, and Mark is fixing the broom.
most of the beds were man and lady,
Mark said him and Anton, life was lonely and shady.
then a noise that sounded very intense,
everyone laughing, the happiness is immense.
that was day 22 in a rap a riddle what ever,
i don't no who theJoe is, but he is far from clever.
yes i do understand you all will not even get that far as you will switch off as its one of my poems again, but you have to admit it was a good idea to inand there will be all them normal jokes or NURSE HE IS OUT AGAIN and all that lol theJoe is just off for his medication with the nurse < be back soon.
DAY 22 IN A NUTSHELL
the sun was out and most enjoyed it in the garden,
while the gangsta rapper was talking game plan, to harden.
it got dirty about sex and how many involved,
if i was Louise, i would stay clear until Jay is dissolved.
while Anton was talking about sex in a group,
he will not tolerate any ugly girls, high standards has this troop.
Arron's had enough, just like theJoe he think Anton is disgraceful,
but unlike theJoe, bed hopping on TV is far from tasteful.
i spotted a crime as prince harry and Louise did up slipped,
for talking about noms, apart the house will be ripped.
Maisy's dad is loaded, but his reputation is vital,
he payed for a helicopter to tell her to behave, how spiteful.
in Arron's boots he is shaking,
and i for one believe he fell out of love with Maisy and in love with Faye no faking.
the casino came to BB or it would on one condition,
if each housemate could name the next evictee addition.
i don't no if it was from the heart or scared of the rapping gangsta,
but everyone said Aden's going, they have had enough of this prankster.
like a real hard man, he walked off in a strop,
Rebecka has picked a right one, very sensitive and eats like a slop.
now with Arron, like him i have confusion,
the farct he got cheers and never went must have been a illusion.
still hurt from the votes, Aden said if i stay you are the joke,
i don't no how he has done it because he is pepsi trying to be coke.
Alex needed help, so Louise plucked her eye brow,
Faye was in the shower and asked Arron was he is only nice at nights, silly cow.
to test the H-M a challenge from university,
Alex was set some hard questions to prove her diversity.
if she could get 3 out of 5, she would win the house a barbecue,
she passed 4 out of 5, her topic was "Barbie" she was to the rescue.
to show how grateful Harry and Arron were, on Alex it did tease,
the love of her life was in the house, her face did not please.
now Arron deserves some credit,
because after playing the girls, he don't think he will get a good edit.
Anton gained Alex's university reasons,
while Mark humiliated her and asked Barbie dress code in the seasons.
the guidance Arron gives Mark is imperative,
so just in case Arron goes, Harry will be Marks guidance inheritive.
Jay and Louise got deep, in Jay she did confide,
she told him, people don't no allot in here, and her brother died.
while they were waiting to see who got the boot,
Faye confessed to Arron, love is at her root.
overwhelmed and shocked, Arron thinks its not been seen,
i question, is theJoe judging him to hard or is his love just evergreen.
Anton was glad to see Heaven go to hell,
she is the craziest person he has ever met, alarm bell.
Arron was saved and Alex showed him some support,
while Anton said it was funny Heaven falling on her deport.
head held high, Alex said Heaven left,
while Anton had no compassion, a clear theft.
roll your sleeve up, Anton said now the game dose begin,
i think he has forgotten Rebecka's message, grin.
Aden and Arron got a night out at the casino,
Arron had Faye on his mind, and had to go.
the pervert Tom still thinks Arron is being funny,
but i am starting to think, if it was raining, Tom would say its sunny.
man to man, sorry Arron felt for Aden's vote,
"man down " by Rhinna is a gangster quote.
Louise and Faye were chatting about Faye's only topic,
and god help Arron if he has got one and it is microscopic.
the gangster rapper was being his normal fool,
he was telling Tom about the love rule.
kiss Chase in the playground is approaching,
all giving advice on each other lady, to avoid poaching.
Faye hates being second to Maisy,
but told Arron "we are still on for tonight" to kiss and you can touch my daisy.
a bit of normality normality now, in we zoom,
Tom is sleeping on the set ti, and Mark is fixing the broom.
most of the beds were man and lady,
Mark said him and Anton, life was lonely and shady.
then a noise that sounded very intense,
everyone laughing, the happiness is immense.
that was day 22 in a rap a riddle what ever,
i don't no who theJoe is, but he is far from clever.
It's so nice to come back here and see that you're having so much fun joe....I don't have your version of BB and even if I did I'm not sure that show is something I'd enjoy watching, but you make it sound interesting. Please....continue being you. xx
wasteofspace
Member
thank you miss sadie < maybe me and you could do big brother one day ?
wasteofspace
Member
THEjOE DUMPS SADIE AND RUNS OFF WITH JOEY KISSING AS THEY GO LOL
wasteofspace
Member
GEORGE MICHEAL - A DIFFERENT CORNER - ARRON IS SINGING AND DAY 23 IN A NUTSHELL OR FROM THEJOE'S EYES LOL
day 23 was the gangsters Antons birth date,
and how better to spend it then being set up by your mate.
his favorite sound did greet when everyone was woke,
all were happy and dancing, master stroke.
Faye and Maisy were discussing there sleeping,
Maisy said weirdness in her hearing Faye and Arron noises were creeping.
mussel man Jay was talking sleep and the Louise ramp,
he enjoyed it so much, with Louise he will now set up camp.
was it a dig to Louise from Anton or just care,
Louise felt to him she had to explain her bed share.
Anton did get a perk, over all H-M he can order,
he was given a crown and cape and CJ told him there single sat at the top 10 boarder.
to show his talent, his song he can perform,
the rest of the H-M were told to bye into the hype and create a storm.
the first order was very sick,
it was for Mark to strip,Arron to put butter on his nipples,and Jay to lick.
Louise was chatting about her first one night stand,
she loved sleeping with Jay, but feels awkward and grand.
while the king was resting and prince Harry was being a foot stall,
the plan was to work the girls, but what goes around comes around, was Harry's call.
most of the girls on Arron were speculating,
all are so blind and can not do calculating.
the chaps were chatting about Anton and his new fame,
he said he did not want to be a one hit wounder, and this could be a game.
the next request for Arron to give Tom his sun bed,
Arron asked for something, it went over the top of Antons head.
a few more questions to the new king of pop,
and he did not feel even with a no1 he was a any better crop.
hands were being massarged while Louise Jay and Harry did chuckle,
Jay is so intimidated by Louise, he dose buckle.
Anton now had to give a speech,
he said he is free and single and good in the bedroom and french he can teach.
gangster to gangster now and it was flowing like a tap,
Anton told Aden to do your best Gangster rap.
then Arron was told to join in and add to the fog,
and his first gangster rap was about a dog and a log.
Miasy observes and told the D-R her finding,
she feels she is closer to Faye and Jay fancies Louise, that's just blinding.
Arron has earn't his bed time cuddle,
he picked Faye up and chucked her into the water puddle.
Louise watched and said they were wishing they were at it,
and how sweet while sarcastically Anton said you are victim 4 in the Arron pit.
did Arron take it to far when chucking water in the sauna,
Faye looked distraught, like she had just heard, George Micheal's different corner.
then a clip of "bit of the side" was played,
CJ and Emma Willis chatting, will it work or be delayed.
more respect to the pop king,
a stage in the garden with 2 dancers dose success bring.
a mixed reception, i felt sorry for the Anton bloke,
Arron said he don't get rap, the first fire he did stoke.
Anton feels his performance he did nail,
then CJ told him the true scale.
then a game that showed there mentality,
a dirty kissing cringing game was the reality.
a romantic gesture from Jay to Louise under her pillow,
it really got to Louise and she went to the D-R like a weeping willow.
a smile to Jay but Anton had to speak,
he's meant to be a gangster player, i say creep.
Jay had to save 4 packets of sweets to make the note,
and i think he will get the Louise vote.
Louise loves Jay's looks and whole ora,
she did not come in for love, but if she finds it, a boggy boggy ki-ora.
that's theJoe off to bed now, to set my brain free,
i hope you have all suffered on how i saw day twenty three.
( I NO ALL OF YOU WILL GET ONE LINE DOWN AND NOT READ THE REST OR EVEN SEEING THE BIT I AM REFERING TO IE GEORGE MICHEAL DIFFRENT CORNER SONG BUT WHAT I WANT TO NO IS CAN ANYONE REMEBER THE ADVERT I AM TALKING ABOUT ADVERTISING A JUICE DRINK CALLED KI-ORA ? WHEN THEJOE WAS A NIPPER IT WAS PLAYED AND I LOVED IT AND ALL CHARECTORS WALKED THROUGH A JUNGLE SINGING A BOGGY BOGGY KI-ORA? OR IS THIS A WRONG MEMEORY FROM THEJOE'S NUT CASE BRAIN ? AND YES I DO NO ITS MEDICATION TIME AND YES I NO THE NURSE IS CALLING ME LOL SO NO SARCKY FROM ANY OF YOU EVIL LOT PLEASE.)
day 23 was the gangsters Antons birth date,
and how better to spend it then being set up by your mate.
his favorite sound did greet when everyone was woke,
all were happy and dancing, master stroke.
Faye and Maisy were discussing there sleeping,
Maisy said weirdness in her hearing Faye and Arron noises were creeping.
mussel man Jay was talking sleep and the Louise ramp,
he enjoyed it so much, with Louise he will now set up camp.
was it a dig to Louise from Anton or just care,
Louise felt to him she had to explain her bed share.
Anton did get a perk, over all H-M he can order,
he was given a crown and cape and CJ told him there single sat at the top 10 boarder.
to show his talent, his song he can perform,
the rest of the H-M were told to bye into the hype and create a storm.
the first order was very sick,
it was for Mark to strip,Arron to put butter on his nipples,and Jay to lick.
Louise was chatting about her first one night stand,
she loved sleeping with Jay, but feels awkward and grand.
while the king was resting and prince Harry was being a foot stall,
the plan was to work the girls, but what goes around comes around, was Harry's call.
most of the girls on Arron were speculating,
all are so blind and can not do calculating.
the chaps were chatting about Anton and his new fame,
he said he did not want to be a one hit wounder, and this could be a game.
the next request for Arron to give Tom his sun bed,
Arron asked for something, it went over the top of Antons head.
a few more questions to the new king of pop,
and he did not feel even with a no1 he was a any better crop.
hands were being massarged while Louise Jay and Harry did chuckle,
Jay is so intimidated by Louise, he dose buckle.
Anton now had to give a speech,
he said he is free and single and good in the bedroom and french he can teach.
gangster to gangster now and it was flowing like a tap,
Anton told Aden to do your best Gangster rap.
then Arron was told to join in and add to the fog,
and his first gangster rap was about a dog and a log.
Miasy observes and told the D-R her finding,
she feels she is closer to Faye and Jay fancies Louise, that's just blinding.
Arron has earn't his bed time cuddle,
he picked Faye up and chucked her into the water puddle.
Louise watched and said they were wishing they were at it,
and how sweet while sarcastically Anton said you are victim 4 in the Arron pit.
did Arron take it to far when chucking water in the sauna,
Faye looked distraught, like she had just heard, George Micheal's different corner.
then a clip of "bit of the side" was played,
CJ and Emma Willis chatting, will it work or be delayed.
more respect to the pop king,
a stage in the garden with 2 dancers dose success bring.
a mixed reception, i felt sorry for the Anton bloke,
Arron said he don't get rap, the first fire he did stoke.
Anton feels his performance he did nail,
then CJ told him the true scale.
then a game that showed there mentality,
a dirty kissing cringing game was the reality.
a romantic gesture from Jay to Louise under her pillow,
it really got to Louise and she went to the D-R like a weeping willow.
a smile to Jay but Anton had to speak,
he's meant to be a gangster player, i say creep.
Jay had to save 4 packets of sweets to make the note,
and i think he will get the Louise vote.
Louise loves Jay's looks and whole ora,
she did not come in for love, but if she finds it, a boggy boggy ki-ora.
that's theJoe off to bed now, to set my brain free,
i hope you have all suffered on how i saw day twenty three.
( I NO ALL OF YOU WILL GET ONE LINE DOWN AND NOT READ THE REST OR EVEN SEEING THE BIT I AM REFERING TO IE GEORGE MICHEAL DIFFRENT CORNER SONG BUT WHAT I WANT TO NO IS CAN ANYONE REMEBER THE ADVERT I AM TALKING ABOUT ADVERTISING A JUICE DRINK CALLED KI-ORA ? WHEN THEJOE WAS A NIPPER IT WAS PLAYED AND I LOVED IT AND ALL CHARECTORS WALKED THROUGH A JUNGLE SINGING A BOGGY BOGGY KI-ORA? OR IS THIS A WRONG MEMEORY FROM THEJOE'S NUT CASE BRAIN ? AND YES I DO NO ITS MEDICATION TIME AND YES I NO THE NURSE IS CALLING ME LOL SO NO SARCKY FROM ANY OF YOU EVIL LOT PLEASE.)
wasteofspace
Member
WILL JAYS COMMENTS END BIG BROTHER FOR GOOD THIS TIME ?
day 24 started at the farm,
and BB had something to say after the morning alarm.
clean the garden and house, this is no tease,
everything everywhere, even chicken that was Portuguese.
a apology from Jay to Louise, this time from speech,
Louise thanked him for the letters, is love in reach.
analyzes this, Faye was Arron piecing,
she asked why he has not had sex in seven years, started the policing.
your looks are nice, its when you speak,
for a lady to ask a man about Tommy tanking, is cheek.
Arron was explaining the act and how he gained a son,
it really scared him, that's why he don't fire his gun.
Jay then said something that was so true and not at all silly,
you can do it when ever, just make sure you have a condom on your willy.
a bit of fun now, task fat hungry trucker,
all house mates could play and eat lovely tucker.
they had to team up and drive round while crunching,
and the winners were Jay and Anton for 12 burgers crunching.
weight was now a concern, was Tom premenstrual,
the Louise made theJoe laugh, she said there's more meat on a butures pencil.
Jay and Anton now reep the rewards of winning,
they both got a burger meal and was left with a outfit that's no grinning.
prince Harry did congratulate them, which was clever,
he then finished with, you have got the worse prize ever.
the lady of the house did show that not only her eyes flutter,
Louise beat Anton up and left him in the gutter.
Jane Fonda is back,, its old school,
Maisy was teaching Tom and Alex exercises in the pool.
the burger Anton was cooking, he had no glory,
Louise is a lovely lady, and for him felt very sorry.
20 questions now and eye spy, the answer's were Einstein,
it was deep and political and meaningful, subjects included free Palestine.
the burger Anton was sleeping and snoring,
what a day to have to ware it, temperatures were soaring.
the mussel man excepted defeat and was cracked,
while Alex and Louise felt sorry for him, but laughed and back tracked.
Mark was self reflecting and realizing,
he dose not want to stay to long and his reputation be compromising.
Jay and Anton were offered plain cloths and a drink,
they refused it, because they were aware of what the other H-M would think.
Anton and Jay came out with a cheer,
and said to the others, because of us, you can collect your beer.
back to the D-R, deal no2 did not get them greedy,
for ice-cream and beer, Anton replied they are feeling relishing and seedy.
Jay fell over or should i say the hot dog slipped,
Harry and Louise were talking about who flipped.
everyone accept the burger and hot-dog got beer and ice-cream,
OMG it tasted so well, was it a dream.
a bit technical now, the air conditioning was re-wired,
Jay cut a plastic bottle and inserted into the hot dog, cool air fired.
for having a heart of gold, Jay and Anton passed the mission,
and getting 5 beers each was great vision.
Harry and Arron were talking about whats forbidden,
Arron also said he dose not like Tom and Antons dislike for him is not hidden.
protective Jay said Louise he would guard,
he will not let Anton near, no-re hard.
now it was time for reminiscing,
Maisy said she was so horny early on and that explains Arron's kissing.
general talk now and Faye said she likes being dominated,
she sprawled over Anton and pointed out his semi that she instigated.
a slap on the wrists now for a bad taste joke,
Jay said a racial unacceptable comment, shilpa shetti row this will stoke.
Arron heard it and it did effect,
Faye started talking to herself,but could not connect.
Arron was stuck in the D-R very unsure,
and now theJoe is seeing Arron very innocent and pure.
that's day 24 from theJoe i am not sure how to handle,
but we have just got BB back, and i don't want a new scandal.
(after getting over the last big row and getting BB back - theJoe is very sad to see a new row on its way and i hope the person is delt with and not the show, love to hear how you would deal with it or even if anyone feels thats someone elses comment and they are entittled to say what they want? quotting from a film or not ? )
day 24 started at the farm,
and BB had something to say after the morning alarm.
clean the garden and house, this is no tease,
everything everywhere, even chicken that was Portuguese.
a apology from Jay to Louise, this time from speech,
Louise thanked him for the letters, is love in reach.
analyzes this, Faye was Arron piecing,
she asked why he has not had sex in seven years, started the policing.
your looks are nice, its when you speak,
for a lady to ask a man about Tommy tanking, is cheek.
Arron was explaining the act and how he gained a son,
it really scared him, that's why he don't fire his gun.
Jay then said something that was so true and not at all silly,
you can do it when ever, just make sure you have a condom on your willy.
a bit of fun now, task fat hungry trucker,
all house mates could play and eat lovely tucker.
they had to team up and drive round while crunching,
and the winners were Jay and Anton for 12 burgers crunching.
weight was now a concern, was Tom premenstrual,
the Louise made theJoe laugh, she said there's more meat on a butures pencil.
Jay and Anton now reep the rewards of winning,
they both got a burger meal and was left with a outfit that's no grinning.
prince Harry did congratulate them, which was clever,
he then finished with, you have got the worse prize ever.
the lady of the house did show that not only her eyes flutter,
Louise beat Anton up and left him in the gutter.
Jane Fonda is back,, its old school,
Maisy was teaching Tom and Alex exercises in the pool.
the burger Anton was cooking, he had no glory,
Louise is a lovely lady, and for him felt very sorry.
20 questions now and eye spy, the answer's were Einstein,
it was deep and political and meaningful, subjects included free Palestine.
the burger Anton was sleeping and snoring,
what a day to have to ware it, temperatures were soaring.
the mussel man excepted defeat and was cracked,
while Alex and Louise felt sorry for him, but laughed and back tracked.
Mark was self reflecting and realizing,
he dose not want to stay to long and his reputation be compromising.
Jay and Anton were offered plain cloths and a drink,
they refused it, because they were aware of what the other H-M would think.
Anton and Jay came out with a cheer,
and said to the others, because of us, you can collect your beer.
back to the D-R, deal no2 did not get them greedy,
for ice-cream and beer, Anton replied they are feeling relishing and seedy.
Jay fell over or should i say the hot dog slipped,
Harry and Louise were talking about who flipped.
everyone accept the burger and hot-dog got beer and ice-cream,
OMG it tasted so well, was it a dream.
a bit technical now, the air conditioning was re-wired,
Jay cut a plastic bottle and inserted into the hot dog, cool air fired.
for having a heart of gold, Jay and Anton passed the mission,
and getting 5 beers each was great vision.
Harry and Arron were talking about whats forbidden,
Arron also said he dose not like Tom and Antons dislike for him is not hidden.
protective Jay said Louise he would guard,
he will not let Anton near, no-re hard.
now it was time for reminiscing,
Maisy said she was so horny early on and that explains Arron's kissing.
general talk now and Faye said she likes being dominated,
she sprawled over Anton and pointed out his semi that she instigated.
a slap on the wrists now for a bad taste joke,
Jay said a racial unacceptable comment, shilpa shetti row this will stoke.
Arron heard it and it did effect,
Faye started talking to herself,but could not connect.
Arron was stuck in the D-R very unsure,
and now theJoe is seeing Arron very innocent and pure.
that's day 24 from theJoe i am not sure how to handle,
but we have just got BB back, and i don't want a new scandal.
(after getting over the last big row and getting BB back - theJoe is very sad to see a new row on its way and i hope the person is delt with and not the show, love to hear how you would deal with it or even if anyone feels thats someone elses comment and they are entittled to say what they want? quotting from a film or not ? )
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