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BleedingBull
Banned, by user's request!
I cant watch it, Its like peeping in someones window for me lol.
wasteofspace
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day 16 from theJoe
Aden woke in what's her face's bed,
she's along time forgot, but still playing with the wanna be gangstas head.
the pics on the wall do reflect,
Anton seems to be getting the vibe that they are correct.
Louise is a good girl, she's picking up on the down mood,
she tryed to annalise whats her names face leaving message, when its just rude.
into the diary room, Aden is reflecting,
how she made him feel and all that, rodney you plonker i am detecting.
Tom and Aden got deep, well as deep as they travel,
it was all about feeling and how the public view them and ones on the inside gravel.
then a chemistry lesson or was it biology,
Faye could not understand why Arron sits down to wee, technology.
Heaven said in the D-R that Aden can now relax,
but the way he's going, he's paying whats her face's hidden tax.
why were the pics like this, Heaved asked Aden why are they placed,
they never picked up on whats her face, it was 2 faced.
Maisy put her small brain into action,
what did she come up with, the men and who is there attraction.
Aden was talking about something that is fiction,
men like him are never single, he's one long contradiction.
Heaven and Louise were catching a few garden rays,
they were thanking the world for the environment and its ways.
a compliment from Louise to Harry about class and being elite,
Harry is the posh man, she No's not to how many men like this she did greet.
more attrition talk while Maisy and Anton were in bed,
all done by sign language,who said communication was dead.
remove the sticker from your moth Anton was told,
he apologized and wont talk noms,but up his game, its the same old.
a game now and one about guessing,
harry came out top, i am not messing.
2 men taking a shower, Arron and Tom were scrubbing,
Maisy screamed but carry-ed on, her eyes did not need rubbing.
from everyone op-ion, the red team won the guessing task,
Faye-Harry-Tom- Mark_Arron Alex had a party, no more could they ask.
very naughty now,Anton and Maisy in bed and it was no fake,
what they discussed was a guaranteed rule break.
Everyone will be offended by Mark and Jays actions, its in the bank,
because they both premeditated to go into the bed room for a w??k.
the mussel man was a flash in the pan,
it was over in seconds for Jay, he dose not need a sperm scan.
not everyone was impressed, Alex and Faye it did shock,
sperm-gate was not a fascination,they would rather block.
Tom took the high ground and said Mark should be ashamed,
he more or less darkened his family's name and personally Mark blamed.
they all had a chat on the seti,
Mark feels dirty but Tom dose disagree.
Tom even told Arron to tell Mark now he will never get a job,
that's what you get for advertising on tv your n?b.
time for a sun-tan, Mark wanted a body spray,
Jay the graffiti artist done it with out a delay.
but only one side done, did mark look silly,
or was it just one more chance to highlight and show his half brown willy.
the fonz arrived and bed-ed the 2 best looking,
Maisy and Faye both jumped in, but who or both would get cooking.
back to the game and Anton was in the D-R plotting,
he had a plan for Maisy, little did he no she would leave him rotting.
its his birthday this week and asked for music strippers and drink,
he wanted to have his wicked way with Maisy, not yet but wait for the Arron link.
day 16 has been fun, theJoe will end my poem with Arron and Maisy in a spoon shape,
Anoton looking with hate and shock, there was no need for mouth tape.
(as you can see theJoe is a massive fan of this show and i watch it intencly lol < but the question is did day 16 happen like theJoe has said it or have i got it wrong ? if so where ?)
Aden woke in what's her face's bed,
she's along time forgot, but still playing with the wanna be gangstas head.
the pics on the wall do reflect,
Anton seems to be getting the vibe that they are correct.
Louise is a good girl, she's picking up on the down mood,
she tryed to annalise whats her names face leaving message, when its just rude.
into the diary room, Aden is reflecting,
how she made him feel and all that, rodney you plonker i am detecting.
Tom and Aden got deep, well as deep as they travel,
it was all about feeling and how the public view them and ones on the inside gravel.
then a chemistry lesson or was it biology,
Faye could not understand why Arron sits down to wee, technology.
Heaven said in the D-R that Aden can now relax,
but the way he's going, he's paying whats her face's hidden tax.
why were the pics like this, Heaved asked Aden why are they placed,
they never picked up on whats her face, it was 2 faced.
Maisy put her small brain into action,
what did she come up with, the men and who is there attraction.
Aden was talking about something that is fiction,
men like him are never single, he's one long contradiction.
Heaven and Louise were catching a few garden rays,
they were thanking the world for the environment and its ways.
a compliment from Louise to Harry about class and being elite,
Harry is the posh man, she No's not to how many men like this she did greet.
more attrition talk while Maisy and Anton were in bed,
all done by sign language,who said communication was dead.
remove the sticker from your moth Anton was told,
he apologized and wont talk noms,but up his game, its the same old.
a game now and one about guessing,
harry came out top, i am not messing.
2 men taking a shower, Arron and Tom were scrubbing,
Maisy screamed but carry-ed on, her eyes did not need rubbing.
from everyone op-ion, the red team won the guessing task,
Faye-Harry-Tom- Mark_Arron Alex had a party, no more could they ask.
very naughty now,Anton and Maisy in bed and it was no fake,
what they discussed was a guaranteed rule break.
Everyone will be offended by Mark and Jays actions, its in the bank,
because they both premeditated to go into the bed room for a w??k.
the mussel man was a flash in the pan,
it was over in seconds for Jay, he dose not need a sperm scan.
not everyone was impressed, Alex and Faye it did shock,
sperm-gate was not a fascination,they would rather block.
Tom took the high ground and said Mark should be ashamed,
he more or less darkened his family's name and personally Mark blamed.
they all had a chat on the seti,
Mark feels dirty but Tom dose disagree.
Tom even told Arron to tell Mark now he will never get a job,
that's what you get for advertising on tv your n?b.
time for a sun-tan, Mark wanted a body spray,
Jay the graffiti artist done it with out a delay.
but only one side done, did mark look silly,
or was it just one more chance to highlight and show his half brown willy.
the fonz arrived and bed-ed the 2 best looking,
Maisy and Faye both jumped in, but who or both would get cooking.
back to the game and Anton was in the D-R plotting,
he had a plan for Maisy, little did he no she would leave him rotting.
its his birthday this week and asked for music strippers and drink,
he wanted to have his wicked way with Maisy, not yet but wait for the Arron link.
day 16 has been fun, theJoe will end my poem with Arron and Maisy in a spoon shape,
Anoton looking with hate and shock, there was no need for mouth tape.
(as you can see theJoe is a massive fan of this show and i watch it intencly lol < but the question is did day 16 happen like theJoe has said it or have i got it wrong ? if so where ?)
wasteofspace
Member
i now get where i am meant to post my BB poems < and i thank you off topicz for giving theJoe his own thread < i will post all my poems in here < thank you very much <
wasteofspace
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i am theJoe < big brother is a tv reality programe where members of the public live in a house full of camras untill the public vote them out < they have to do all kinds of things and get punished if they break rules < its on channel 5 every night at 10pm dont MISS IT
wasteofspace
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its on for 3 whole months < and we are on week 3 < i forgot to say that bit > joey are you going to tune in ?
Oh I know the basic consept of Big Brother, I watched the first three series back in the 2000-2003! But then it just got repetitive, they ran out of ideas. So I'm afraid I wont be tuning in sir, but I'll continue to view your thread for you 
Oh really? I just couldn't see how they could change it after 10+ series, I know what to expect nowadays! Have Channel 5 just picked it up for the one series or are they planning to make it a yearly thing again, do you know?
Well, they've made a few changes to it, to try and freshen it up a bit because tbh I think the last few series on Channel 4, they seemed to stop making any sort of effort at all with it. Davina is gone and Brian Dowling is the new presenter now.
The HMs are really good this year, I was a bit dubious about all the House mate being so young but It really is working.
I don't think the ratings have been great with it though so I'm not sure how long they'll keep going with it but I think they bought a two year contract to start with so we'll see
The only reason I stopped watching it was because after the first few series they hand picked housemates who's personalities would clash, which would therefore cause what they consider to be "Entertaining Television" - But thats what put me off, I prefered it when they picked 20 random people or whatever and threw them in to the house. Nowadays they hand pick the housemates and it doesn't work as well as I think they were hoping.
Yeah, It's a completely different approach this time though, they seem to have picked very similar, young, straight people instead of trying to find the strangest most out there people they can. I suppose they're hoping for people getting it on and some jealousy etc which is happening a bit but it's working well and it's a change
Wow, sounds alot better if I'm honest, there's no point me tuning in now seeing as its half way through the series but I might well tune in next year if they decide to keep it on! I'm glad Channel 5 didn't make the same mistakes Channel 4 did. All-in-all would you say it's been a good series so far?
Nothing will ever compare with the first 3 series, they were the best
True, BB2 was my favourite. Good to see Brian actually being main host now too
wasteofspace
Member
day 17
nothing at first, it was the avoid,
Arron smiled, Maisy smiled back, dose it mean it was enjoyed.
Anton was in the D-R the wannabe gangsta,
Anton said Arron and Maisy got it on, scanksta.
time to cool off,Mark and Arron had a shower,
Arron said he can not come out of this, gone is his power.
Anton told Louise about the love blooming,
this was the start of Chinease whispers booming.
Arron told BB he was in a pickle,
he was frightened of loosing Tom and Louise for his slap and tickle.
who has spoke about noms and is it in breach,
Maisy had to ware a self explaining sack, for a lesson to teach.
a little chat on the setti with Jay, Faye , Anton and Louise,
at this point Faye did not no, or was this a tease.
Jay broke the news to Faye in the garden,
she could not believe it and nearly said pardon.
Louise had one thing to say,
that she thought Maisy was more into Jay.
Maisy now has to speak,
she told Faye and Aden, no hot dog did she seek.
we now got a little political,
Mark disagreed with Harry fox hunting, said this issue is critical.
the milkshake flavor task was back in motion,
so many sick, its the BB deadly position.
Aden, Anton, Tom and Harry passed the test on the milk shake,
they got a nice meal, Heaven had to serve, the info made her bake.
Louise Faye , Alex and Maisy then done something cool,
they jumped fully clothed into the garden pool.
the guys com-fronted Arron about the passion,
he was a bit annoyed, this info is on ration.
Tom and Faye both a little red cheek,
they both like Arron, upset Maisy he did seek.
Arron has just found out that Maisy is nineteen,
thought she was 21, that's why the light was green.
a sing song was in need, love in the bone,
love me for fun girl, was that song done by BOYZONE.
more bickering about sex-gate,
Maisy was crying, tensions did accumulate.
Arron made a dash for cover,
in the house fighting the rumors he left his lover.
now it was time for a lovers tiff,
Faye asked Arron why did he kiss Maisy, brain ciff.
then she asked what would your little boy think,
Arron said that was out of order and cut off the link.
dark days now, Arron said tomoz he will walk,
allot feel he has disgraced men, that's the talk.
Tom, Maisy, Faye all feel Arron is to blame,
has Arron messed up, or is he playing a shrewd game.
(THEJOE IS LOVING BB NOW - ITS WICKED. JUST WOUNDERED DOSE ANYONE FEEL SORRY FOR ARRON ? YES I DO NO HE HAS GOT A KID AND NO,S HOW TO PLAY THE GAME BUT I JUST THINK HE DOSE NOT NO HOW TO COPE BEING AROUND THIS MANY PEOPLE ? OR COULD IT BE A GAME PLAN ? )
see offtopicz < now i understand where i am meant to post my BB poems you will never have a problem with theJoe again <
nothing at first, it was the avoid,
Arron smiled, Maisy smiled back, dose it mean it was enjoyed.
Anton was in the D-R the wannabe gangsta,
Anton said Arron and Maisy got it on, scanksta.
time to cool off,Mark and Arron had a shower,
Arron said he can not come out of this, gone is his power.
Anton told Louise about the love blooming,
this was the start of Chinease whispers booming.
Arron told BB he was in a pickle,
he was frightened of loosing Tom and Louise for his slap and tickle.
who has spoke about noms and is it in breach,
Maisy had to ware a self explaining sack, for a lesson to teach.
a little chat on the setti with Jay, Faye , Anton and Louise,
at this point Faye did not no, or was this a tease.
Jay broke the news to Faye in the garden,
she could not believe it and nearly said pardon.
Louise had one thing to say,
that she thought Maisy was more into Jay.
Maisy now has to speak,
she told Faye and Aden, no hot dog did she seek.
we now got a little political,
Mark disagreed with Harry fox hunting, said this issue is critical.
the milkshake flavor task was back in motion,
so many sick, its the BB deadly position.
Aden, Anton, Tom and Harry passed the test on the milk shake,
they got a nice meal, Heaven had to serve, the info made her bake.
Louise Faye , Alex and Maisy then done something cool,
they jumped fully clothed into the garden pool.
the guys com-fronted Arron about the passion,
he was a bit annoyed, this info is on ration.
Tom and Faye both a little red cheek,
they both like Arron, upset Maisy he did seek.
Arron has just found out that Maisy is nineteen,
thought she was 21, that's why the light was green.
a sing song was in need, love in the bone,
love me for fun girl, was that song done by BOYZONE.
more bickering about sex-gate,
Maisy was crying, tensions did accumulate.
Arron made a dash for cover,
in the house fighting the rumors he left his lover.
now it was time for a lovers tiff,
Faye asked Arron why did he kiss Maisy, brain ciff.
then she asked what would your little boy think,
Arron said that was out of order and cut off the link.
dark days now, Arron said tomoz he will walk,
allot feel he has disgraced men, that's the talk.
Tom, Maisy, Faye all feel Arron is to blame,
has Arron messed up, or is he playing a shrewd game.
(THEJOE IS LOVING BB NOW - ITS WICKED. JUST WOUNDERED DOSE ANYONE FEEL SORRY FOR ARRON ? YES I DO NO HE HAS GOT A KID AND NO,S HOW TO PLAY THE GAME BUT I JUST THINK HE DOSE NOT NO HOW TO COPE BEING AROUND THIS MANY PEOPLE ? OR COULD IT BE A GAME PLAN ? )
see offtopicz < now i understand where i am meant to post my BB poems you will never have a problem with theJoe again <
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