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wasteofspace
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ok niamh - is this short enough
to niamh my best friend on offtopicz,
i will write you a short poem if you take me to the tropicz.
short is not sweet,
a joe exsplanition is not a treat.
but you are my biggest fan,
i will shorten if i can.
lol @ theJoe mediction time.
to niamh my best friend on offtopicz,
i will write you a short poem if you take me to the tropicz.
short is not sweet,
a joe exsplanition is not a treat.
but you are my biggest fan,
i will shorten if i can.
lol @ theJoe mediction time.
wasteofspace
Member
DAY 35
the gangster started,
its day 35 and he was wolf pack bragging,
i no i should not mock,
as you will find out, nerves of Anton were sagging.
Jem and the pervert were chatting,
you have to speak your mind and com-front,
that's how her sister has got in this mess,
with Mr kissbynight Fay is not blunt.
a play ground fight was brewing,
we need a mediator,
thank god for the diary room,
Aaron and Jay being critical left me needing a calculator.
one by one,
all 5 up did plead,
they gave there op-ion,
why they should stay and not bleed.
theJoe did watch the task,
and i am even thicker then dim Tim,
because i still don't no what its about,
i just saw delicious food that would not keep them trim.
Brian the king,
did speak to the team,
he told them that Aaron is safe,
on the menu is more Fay cream.
Louise and Jay set up a Barbour's,
the wanna be gangster needed a new look,
Louise took chucks out,
then Mr mussel and the wannabe gangster's hair he took.
a pizza delivery went down well,
but there table manners did disgrace,
Fay inbetickular,
because Mr kissbynight anger did race.
i am not to sure,
the wannabe may be perceived as a joke,
looking at his bald head,
left a little boy crying and broke.
just before the wedding,
Aaron had doubt,
Fay was like COVORNIA,
that's co-ff medicine with clout.
back to baldy,i mean the wannabe,
he wanted to curl up and die,
i am not to bothered,
because from his VT i no he dose lie.
king Brian spoke again,
this time Fay is secure,
Jem was crying loads,
over dramticness was pure.
back to baldy,
sorry my error,
i mean the wanna be gangster,
he was having hair terror.
onto Mr kissbynight,
fried ship with Fay and no more as days are dark,
she did bring someone into it,
and hit a nerve and said you don't compare to Mark.
Mr kissbynight needed to go,
to the toilet and he was stinging,
Fay had a strop,
these 2 are tear bringing.
did the wannabe no,
or was it a occurrence that is freak,
he was going to walk out,
the 100,000 must have prevented this needed leak.
after all that,Aden did go,
no more trying to be tupac,
that was day 35,
the day Anton survived and did not up and pack.
(OK SO NOONE HAD CARVOINIA OR WHAT EVER IT IS CALLED LOL BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIRE THEJOE'S GENOIUS TO BRING THAT INTO A POEM LOL SELF PRAISE IS NO PRAISE THEJOE LOL I AM SO HAPPY THE WANNA BE GANGSTER HAS GONE. LET HIM GO BACK TO RUNNING THE HARD STREETS OF THE UK WHERE HE BELONGS - I AM SO JEALOUS OF THIS HARD NUT AND DONT NOONE SAY - RODNEY YOU PLONKER TO ADEN OK? THAT MIGHT TIP HIM OVER THE EDGE LOL SO ANTON SURVIVED EMMMMM
I THINK WE WILL NOW SEE A MASSIVE CHANGE IN HIM AND IF HE CAN PULL IT OFF HE DOSE DESERVE CREDIT BUT WE ALL NO HE IS A CREEP)
the gangster started,
its day 35 and he was wolf pack bragging,
i no i should not mock,
as you will find out, nerves of Anton were sagging.
Jem and the pervert were chatting,
you have to speak your mind and com-front,
that's how her sister has got in this mess,
with Mr kissbynight Fay is not blunt.
a play ground fight was brewing,
we need a mediator,
thank god for the diary room,
Aaron and Jay being critical left me needing a calculator.
one by one,
all 5 up did plead,
they gave there op-ion,
why they should stay and not bleed.
theJoe did watch the task,
and i am even thicker then dim Tim,
because i still don't no what its about,
i just saw delicious food that would not keep them trim.
Brian the king,
did speak to the team,
he told them that Aaron is safe,
on the menu is more Fay cream.
Louise and Jay set up a Barbour's,
the wanna be gangster needed a new look,
Louise took chucks out,
then Mr mussel and the wannabe gangster's hair he took.
a pizza delivery went down well,
but there table manners did disgrace,
Fay inbetickular,
because Mr kissbynight anger did race.
i am not to sure,
the wannabe may be perceived as a joke,
looking at his bald head,
left a little boy crying and broke.
just before the wedding,
Aaron had doubt,
Fay was like COVORNIA,
that's co-ff medicine with clout.
back to baldy,i mean the wannabe,
he wanted to curl up and die,
i am not to bothered,
because from his VT i no he dose lie.
king Brian spoke again,
this time Fay is secure,
Jem was crying loads,
over dramticness was pure.
back to baldy,
sorry my error,
i mean the wanna be gangster,
he was having hair terror.
onto Mr kissbynight,
fried ship with Fay and no more as days are dark,
she did bring someone into it,
and hit a nerve and said you don't compare to Mark.
Mr kissbynight needed to go,
to the toilet and he was stinging,
Fay had a strop,
these 2 are tear bringing.
did the wannabe no,
or was it a occurrence that is freak,
he was going to walk out,
the 100,000 must have prevented this needed leak.
after all that,Aden did go,
no more trying to be tupac,
that was day 35,
the day Anton survived and did not up and pack.
(OK SO NOONE HAD CARVOINIA OR WHAT EVER IT IS CALLED LOL BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIRE THEJOE'S GENOIUS TO BRING THAT INTO A POEM LOL SELF PRAISE IS NO PRAISE THEJOE LOL I AM SO HAPPY THE WANNA BE GANGSTER HAS GONE. LET HIM GO BACK TO RUNNING THE HARD STREETS OF THE UK WHERE HE BELONGS - I AM SO JEALOUS OF THIS HARD NUT AND DONT NOONE SAY - RODNEY YOU PLONKER TO ADEN OK? THAT MIGHT TIP HIM OVER THE EDGE LOL SO ANTON SURVIVED EMMMMM
I THINK WE WILL NOW SEE A MASSIVE CHANGE IN HIM AND IF HE CAN PULL IT OFF HE DOSE DESERVE CREDIT BUT WE ALL NO HE IS A CREEP)
wasteofspace
Member
day 36 can Anton change his game plan ?
after a quick preview,
day 36 was in motion,
Alex and Tom have domesticated Harry,
it was touchy feely and devotion.
the 31 year old man was hovering,
while the 19 year old girl, to me did bug,
was she playing hot and cold,
this time she settled for a hug.
Anton and Louise were talking crowds reaction,
he said coming in was all love and attraction.
it soon moved on,
to its normal topic,
food, family and banging girls is Anton life,
to all the young, this person is iconic.
sister love was blooming,
fay inserted her power,
the whole world is watching,
but in front of her sister she refused to shower.
i can not believe what i saw,
it should have a ban,
Tom and Alex were in the toilet,
applying more ompalumpa tan.
i thought we rid Aden,
maybe i am in a muddle,
after sister row,
Aden asked and gave Gem a cuddle.
it was a long tiff, for 27 mins the sisters missed,
then back on track as they made up and kissed.
very Conservative was a game of chess,
Harry and Aaron played it with no peaces and board-less.
Alex and Fay went on about feelings,
Fay has decided to live for now, and only have friendship dealings.
Jay and Louise were not normal eye gazing,
i don't no how, but Jay let her do eyebrow erasing.
Harry done the task,
well it was a joke from BB to win some nosh,
some very basic questions were asked,
and i have came to the conclusion he is not extremely posh.
midnight express was reacted,
Arron played William and the demented walking seen,
round and round the garden he went,
condemning Anton and Jay, his manipulation did turn me green.
all looking and observing,
William was the focal,
Tom and Alex admitted being in riff-keys place,
as talking to themselves they admitted by being vocal.
Aaron did not no how to be a good boy friend,
while Harry and his mussels were flexing,
back to Aaron and Fay,
this issue is really not that complexing.
Louise and Jay were in bed,
telling the world that they are sexually frustrated,
then they were all on the set-ti waiting,
did Jay want to show his eye-Louise, Glass's calculated.
Anton self examined, he heard the crowds vibe,
but some how i don't think he will be welcomed into the other tribe.
onto a classic,
Alex for the first time try ed posh tucker,
Harry shared his posh task treat,
but some how Alex and it wont be a mucka.
Jay try ed to get in with Aaron,
lets put it behind us and have peace,
he's going by the crowds reaction,
silly to think its them that police.
everyone agreed that Aden will miss,
i am thinking no more stupid raps, pure bliss.
they all thought Anton was going, and that's a Bruce,
self examining and he said his Aaron rows are the blues.
was Aaron perving,
Fay thought her boobs were his attention,
but he has got his bitch well trained,
"sit dog" was the command that's a no fail invention.
was this Antons first rewind,
he now thinks Aaron and Fay are now real, arrrr how kind.
music and beer then had a drop,
Louise and Fay had a crafty smoke,watching for big sis cop.
has Louise had a brain transplant, please think,
she now adores Jay,could it be the drink.
Anton is reflecting, he See's Aaron as top chief,
where has it gone wrong for him, he's no villain and hates this grief.
a bit of Brian may now, it was stars and astrology,
i am not sure if it was Bethlehem, but fay and Aaron need to learn chemistry.
Jay was on his knees, no he was not grazing,
normal talk with Louise and guess what, she said again i think you are amazing.
Alex Tom and Gem felt like a few flakes,
it irrupted into a mass brawl, and Aaron got his normal shakes.
if i remember correctly, Alex of all people started,
while Aaron and Fay went for a toilet snog, and missed as departed.
when discovered Aaron had a mass strop,
he is embarrassed to no them,999 call a cop.
etiquette Louise was communicating with Jay in the diary room,
then came out to the mess and had to refocus and zoom.
the break down happened,
Aaron can not cope or believe the mess,
what more could anyone want,
we have lovely tea and chess.
that's day 36,
theJoe and one more nut case poem is presented,
and if anyone says i am ill or calls my nurse,
my ego will be severely dented.
(today question from theJoe is - can Anton change his ways and game plan with out being spotted and still survive in BB and get nearer to the final ? or is his game up and he is soon to get the boot ?) please no nurse jokes and yes i have had my medcation so there is no need for anyone to call my nurse lol
after a quick preview,
day 36 was in motion,
Alex and Tom have domesticated Harry,
it was touchy feely and devotion.
the 31 year old man was hovering,
while the 19 year old girl, to me did bug,
was she playing hot and cold,
this time she settled for a hug.
Anton and Louise were talking crowds reaction,
he said coming in was all love and attraction.
it soon moved on,
to its normal topic,
food, family and banging girls is Anton life,
to all the young, this person is iconic.
sister love was blooming,
fay inserted her power,
the whole world is watching,
but in front of her sister she refused to shower.
i can not believe what i saw,
it should have a ban,
Tom and Alex were in the toilet,
applying more ompalumpa tan.
i thought we rid Aden,
maybe i am in a muddle,
after sister row,
Aden asked and gave Gem a cuddle.
it was a long tiff, for 27 mins the sisters missed,
then back on track as they made up and kissed.
very Conservative was a game of chess,
Harry and Aaron played it with no peaces and board-less.
Alex and Fay went on about feelings,
Fay has decided to live for now, and only have friendship dealings.
Jay and Louise were not normal eye gazing,
i don't no how, but Jay let her do eyebrow erasing.
Harry done the task,
well it was a joke from BB to win some nosh,
some very basic questions were asked,
and i have came to the conclusion he is not extremely posh.
midnight express was reacted,
Arron played William and the demented walking seen,
round and round the garden he went,
condemning Anton and Jay, his manipulation did turn me green.
all looking and observing,
William was the focal,
Tom and Alex admitted being in riff-keys place,
as talking to themselves they admitted by being vocal.
Aaron did not no how to be a good boy friend,
while Harry and his mussels were flexing,
back to Aaron and Fay,
this issue is really not that complexing.
Louise and Jay were in bed,
telling the world that they are sexually frustrated,
then they were all on the set-ti waiting,
did Jay want to show his eye-Louise, Glass's calculated.
Anton self examined, he heard the crowds vibe,
but some how i don't think he will be welcomed into the other tribe.
onto a classic,
Alex for the first time try ed posh tucker,
Harry shared his posh task treat,
but some how Alex and it wont be a mucka.
Jay try ed to get in with Aaron,
lets put it behind us and have peace,
he's going by the crowds reaction,
silly to think its them that police.
everyone agreed that Aden will miss,
i am thinking no more stupid raps, pure bliss.
they all thought Anton was going, and that's a Bruce,
self examining and he said his Aaron rows are the blues.
was Aaron perving,
Fay thought her boobs were his attention,
but he has got his bitch well trained,
"sit dog" was the command that's a no fail invention.
was this Antons first rewind,
he now thinks Aaron and Fay are now real, arrrr how kind.
music and beer then had a drop,
Louise and Fay had a crafty smoke,watching for big sis cop.
has Louise had a brain transplant, please think,
she now adores Jay,could it be the drink.
Anton is reflecting, he See's Aaron as top chief,
where has it gone wrong for him, he's no villain and hates this grief.
a bit of Brian may now, it was stars and astrology,
i am not sure if it was Bethlehem, but fay and Aaron need to learn chemistry.
Jay was on his knees, no he was not grazing,
normal talk with Louise and guess what, she said again i think you are amazing.
Alex Tom and Gem felt like a few flakes,
it irrupted into a mass brawl, and Aaron got his normal shakes.
if i remember correctly, Alex of all people started,
while Aaron and Fay went for a toilet snog, and missed as departed.
when discovered Aaron had a mass strop,
he is embarrassed to no them,999 call a cop.
etiquette Louise was communicating with Jay in the diary room,
then came out to the mess and had to refocus and zoom.
the break down happened,
Aaron can not cope or believe the mess,
what more could anyone want,
we have lovely tea and chess.
that's day 36,
theJoe and one more nut case poem is presented,
and if anyone says i am ill or calls my nurse,
my ego will be severely dented.
(today question from theJoe is - can Anton change his ways and game plan with out being spotted and still survive in BB and get nearer to the final ? or is his game up and he is soon to get the boot ?) please no nurse jokes and yes i have had my medcation so there is no need for anyone to call my nurse lol
Fantastic!
wasteofspace
Member
day 37 and theJoe is calling big brother the BIG BORE.
was it a terrorist attack,
or a world war bomb explosion,
no its day 37 in BB,
and Aarons frosty manner has no erosion.
Tom thought,
he should like get over it,
while himself said he's coming across grumpy and mortified,
to help clean, he refused every bit.
so to bed Aaron went,
and pulled the cover,
while BB announced a villain task,
to intercept a bomb and they will gain a letter from there lover.
to determine if they can read it,
was a BB question they have to get correct,
and if wrong,
you wont connect.
Louise read Antons question,
he got it right and received a letter from his sis,
she distinctly said what we already no,
don't come home as your presence we don't miss.
from the letters we did travel,
Jay said Aarons silence is leading to a uncomfortable BB gravel.
play time started,
the sisters were doing tap,
while Tom's letter question,
was about someone being nasty,which Aaron did correctly slap.
lovely Alex now prepared,
she did read Tom's message and explain how willy willy willy was a hit and shared.
fay read a letter that was to Louise, something about swimming,
her family seem as intelligent as her, the truth i am skimming.
into the bathroom for a little natter,
Aaron and Fay as usual did frustrate,
was Aaron going on about the uk's food recycle program,
yet again its his words and he admitted he has himself alienate.
Fay said its over the top,
and gone is his trust,
Tom and Alex said its Aaron huff day,
this sapp of a man said until the next time friendship has now bust.
Jem wanted Fay to enjoy,
so told Tom to be the mediator,
theJoe is thinking if one says potato,
the other with say potata.
bring in the melodramatics,
has Fay got any shame,
she did say she's had a real hard life,
and would hate to think others feel she is playing a game.
the 2 sisters were judged,
Fay is better looking,
who said this,
Tom was cooking.
more letter talk,
Alex was pleased with hers and Fay as well,
if Fay's family are pleased with her,
then standards are a dwell.
Harry had a break down,
in the D-R he was very impressive,
he then had a sob in the toilet,
was it real or was the tear flushing excessive.
more letters till all done,
apart from Harry,
BB has it safe,
how long will it carry.
dirty talk at 114am,
Tom was saying "if harry was his bitch",
i loved the line "you could not afford me",
you are not that rich.
Harry was in the Diary room,
and well and truly gutted,
he wanted the letter from home,
lucky he is not the one that would have head butted.
more perfectness from the old man,
and the teenager who is very stroppy,
Harry said good by to his girlfriend,
at least her family will have it on copy.
was it a slip up,
or was Jay just bragging,
theJoe is not going to condemn Louise,
but i would not be nowhere near bagging.
more soppy talk from the 2,
same old same old,
then Aaron and Fay again,
there story will well and truely be sold.
Anton who i hate,
is the only one who is playing a game,
he has decided he is going to the final,
i don't think he has entertainment shame.
don't no about anyone else,
but big brother is turning into the big bore,
and if it Carry's on like this,
theJoe's poetry none will ever have to painfully endure.
(EVERYONE MUST NO THAT THEJOE IS OBSESSED WITH BB AND I LOVE IT, SO I AM SURE YOU ARE IN IN SHOCK WITH MY FINAL PART OF MY POEM. I THINK THE REASON WHY IT IS SO BOREING IS 2 FACTORS. THE FIRST BEING THE PEOPLE THEY HAVE PUT IN THERE IE BUBBLE HEADS, APART FROM ALEX AND HARRY WHO ARE TRUELY DECENT PEOPLE. AND SECONDLY THE LITTLE INVOLVEMENT BB HAS IN THE SHOW ? WHEN I STARTED WATCHING BB A FEW YEARS BACK IT WAS SO MUCH FUN WITH GLEN, A LOVERLY YOUNG CHAP WHO WAS NOT CONSTANTLY TALKING ABOUT HOW MANY GIRLS HE HAD AND WAS THERE FOR THE FUN OF THE EXSPERINCE OR PEOPLE LIKE ASHLYN WHO WAS TRUE TO HERSELF AND STOOD UP TO WHAT SHE THOUGHT WAS RIGHT AND WRONG AND HOW PEOPLE JUDGED HER I BEST NOT GO ON BUT ALL I AM SAYING IS I AM UNHAPPY WITH THIS BIG BROTHER ? IS ANYONE WITH THE JOE OR AM I STANDING ALONE ?)
was it a terrorist attack,
or a world war bomb explosion,
no its day 37 in BB,
and Aarons frosty manner has no erosion.
Tom thought,
he should like get over it,
while himself said he's coming across grumpy and mortified,
to help clean, he refused every bit.
so to bed Aaron went,
and pulled the cover,
while BB announced a villain task,
to intercept a bomb and they will gain a letter from there lover.
to determine if they can read it,
was a BB question they have to get correct,
and if wrong,
you wont connect.
Louise read Antons question,
he got it right and received a letter from his sis,
she distinctly said what we already no,
don't come home as your presence we don't miss.
from the letters we did travel,
Jay said Aarons silence is leading to a uncomfortable BB gravel.
play time started,
the sisters were doing tap,
while Tom's letter question,
was about someone being nasty,which Aaron did correctly slap.
lovely Alex now prepared,
she did read Tom's message and explain how willy willy willy was a hit and shared.
fay read a letter that was to Louise, something about swimming,
her family seem as intelligent as her, the truth i am skimming.
into the bathroom for a little natter,
Aaron and Fay as usual did frustrate,
was Aaron going on about the uk's food recycle program,
yet again its his words and he admitted he has himself alienate.
Fay said its over the top,
and gone is his trust,
Tom and Alex said its Aaron huff day,
this sapp of a man said until the next time friendship has now bust.
Jem wanted Fay to enjoy,
so told Tom to be the mediator,
theJoe is thinking if one says potato,
the other with say potata.
bring in the melodramatics,
has Fay got any shame,
she did say she's had a real hard life,
and would hate to think others feel she is playing a game.
the 2 sisters were judged,
Fay is better looking,
who said this,
Tom was cooking.
more letter talk,
Alex was pleased with hers and Fay as well,
if Fay's family are pleased with her,
then standards are a dwell.
Harry had a break down,
in the D-R he was very impressive,
he then had a sob in the toilet,
was it real or was the tear flushing excessive.
more letters till all done,
apart from Harry,
BB has it safe,
how long will it carry.
dirty talk at 114am,
Tom was saying "if harry was his bitch",
i loved the line "you could not afford me",
you are not that rich.
Harry was in the Diary room,
and well and truly gutted,
he wanted the letter from home,
lucky he is not the one that would have head butted.
more perfectness from the old man,
and the teenager who is very stroppy,
Harry said good by to his girlfriend,
at least her family will have it on copy.
was it a slip up,
or was Jay just bragging,
theJoe is not going to condemn Louise,
but i would not be nowhere near bagging.
more soppy talk from the 2,
same old same old,
then Aaron and Fay again,
there story will well and truely be sold.
Anton who i hate,
is the only one who is playing a game,
he has decided he is going to the final,
i don't think he has entertainment shame.
don't no about anyone else,
but big brother is turning into the big bore,
and if it Carry's on like this,
theJoe's poetry none will ever have to painfully endure.
(EVERYONE MUST NO THAT THEJOE IS OBSESSED WITH BB AND I LOVE IT, SO I AM SURE YOU ARE IN IN SHOCK WITH MY FINAL PART OF MY POEM. I THINK THE REASON WHY IT IS SO BOREING IS 2 FACTORS. THE FIRST BEING THE PEOPLE THEY HAVE PUT IN THERE IE BUBBLE HEADS, APART FROM ALEX AND HARRY WHO ARE TRUELY DECENT PEOPLE. AND SECONDLY THE LITTLE INVOLVEMENT BB HAS IN THE SHOW ? WHEN I STARTED WATCHING BB A FEW YEARS BACK IT WAS SO MUCH FUN WITH GLEN, A LOVERLY YOUNG CHAP WHO WAS NOT CONSTANTLY TALKING ABOUT HOW MANY GIRLS HE HAD AND WAS THERE FOR THE FUN OF THE EXSPERINCE OR PEOPLE LIKE ASHLYN WHO WAS TRUE TO HERSELF AND STOOD UP TO WHAT SHE THOUGHT WAS RIGHT AND WRONG AND HOW PEOPLE JUDGED HER I BEST NOT GO ON BUT ALL I AM SAYING IS I AM UNHAPPY WITH THIS BIG BROTHER ? IS ANYONE WITH THE JOE OR AM I STANDING ALONE ?)
wasteofspace
Member
theJoe gives up < i am no longer writting poems on big brother < it is crap <
wasteofspace
Member
AS MICHEAL JACKSON SAID - THIS IS IT
to days date is the 18th of October,
its the day theJoe has decided even if i am not sobber.
i did try with ch5, and give them rope,
only to get halfway through, to realize i can't cope.
some may say give them time,
i will respond to the deadwood crime. (this means CBB on before and referring to jedward )
its all over and i no who to thank,
ch5 how could you,a brill show you did skank.
no more rushing home in the summer,
because George Orwell is no longer the drummer.
where did you go wrong, you will want to find,
for entering such brain dead people,in me they did wind.
with no conversation apart from the sex divert,
nearly all of them are 100% pervert.
its very sad but this has to be written,
a channel 5 complaint will not leave BB smitten.
whats happened to the majority,
why is seediness's and sex the only authority.
i want to see nice people that interest,
conversations that play in my mind and don't rest.
views on politics, the world, N-H-S even the war in Iraqi,
these people can not do that,because there only discussion is the sack.
good bye ch5, thank you for big brother destroying,
there's not much on ch5, but 1 more drop in viewing figure's hope you are enjoying.
and i will end with a real twist and in good taste,
please everyone send my poem in to ch5 and complain, just copy and paste.
( I AM SURE EVERYONE IS AWARE THAT THEJOE LIVES FOR BIG BROTHER AND IT IS MY LIFE AND I LOVE PUTTING POEMS TOGTHER ON IT. WE GREAT SADNESS I AM NOW CALLING IT A DAY WITH THE SHOW I USED TO LOVE. I CAN NOT WATCH IT NO MORE AND I HAVE COMPLAINED TO CHANNEL 5 WITH MY POEM. THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU WONT HAVE TO READ ANY MORE OF MY BIGBROTHER POEMS.)
IF ANYONE DOSE ALSO FEEL THE SAME ABOUT BIGBROTHER I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO COPY AND PASTE MY POEM TO CHANNEL 5 COMPLAINING ABOUT ONE OF THERE SHOWS. THEJOE IS VERY SAD AND I AM OFF TO HAVE A CRY AND A EARLY NIGHT. I HOPE OTHERS DONT FEEL AS I DO ABOUT BIGBROTHER AS I AM SURE THEY WILL BE NOT IN A GOOD PLACE EITHER. BYEBYE EVERYONE THEJOE IS SIGNING OUT OF BB FOR THE LAST TIME <
to days date is the 18th of October,
its the day theJoe has decided even if i am not sobber.
i did try with ch5, and give them rope,
only to get halfway through, to realize i can't cope.
some may say give them time,
i will respond to the deadwood crime. (this means CBB on before and referring to jedward )
its all over and i no who to thank,
ch5 how could you,a brill show you did skank.
no more rushing home in the summer,
because George Orwell is no longer the drummer.
where did you go wrong, you will want to find,
for entering such brain dead people,in me they did wind.
with no conversation apart from the sex divert,
nearly all of them are 100% pervert.
its very sad but this has to be written,
a channel 5 complaint will not leave BB smitten.
whats happened to the majority,
why is seediness's and sex the only authority.
i want to see nice people that interest,
conversations that play in my mind and don't rest.
views on politics, the world, N-H-S even the war in Iraqi,
these people can not do that,because there only discussion is the sack.
good bye ch5, thank you for big brother destroying,
there's not much on ch5, but 1 more drop in viewing figure's hope you are enjoying.
and i will end with a real twist and in good taste,
please everyone send my poem in to ch5 and complain, just copy and paste.
( I AM SURE EVERYONE IS AWARE THAT THEJOE LIVES FOR BIG BROTHER AND IT IS MY LIFE AND I LOVE PUTTING POEMS TOGTHER ON IT. WE GREAT SADNESS I AM NOW CALLING IT A DAY WITH THE SHOW I USED TO LOVE. I CAN NOT WATCH IT NO MORE AND I HAVE COMPLAINED TO CHANNEL 5 WITH MY POEM. THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU WONT HAVE TO READ ANY MORE OF MY BIGBROTHER POEMS.)
IF ANYONE DOSE ALSO FEEL THE SAME ABOUT BIGBROTHER I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO COPY AND PASTE MY POEM TO CHANNEL 5 COMPLAINING ABOUT ONE OF THERE SHOWS. THEJOE IS VERY SAD AND I AM OFF TO HAVE A CRY AND A EARLY NIGHT. I HOPE OTHERS DONT FEEL AS I DO ABOUT BIGBROTHER AS I AM SURE THEY WILL BE NOT IN A GOOD PLACE EITHER. BYEBYE EVERYONE THEJOE IS SIGNING OUT OF BB FOR THE LAST TIME <
wasteofspace
Member
LIFE NOW MY LOVER HAS PASSED AWAY
to all those that have,
love and lost,
theJoe is in the same boat,
and paying this awful cost.
i may need counseling,
my doctor will decide,
its not something i want to shout about,
i have got some pride.
where did it go wrong,
were the symptoms just blocked,
then the attack,
am i right to feel so shocked.
i do no it was seedy,
they even displayed there dreadful thong,
i bet they had a laugh at me,
while every night they went at it like a hammer and tong.
the whole world was watching,
they even set up there own Internet channel,
my owned family warned me, it will end in tears,
i thought they were just giving it the flannel.
theJoe has seen the light,
and i am so glad i am here and alive,
good by big brother,
infarct good by to the whole pointless channel five.
(hello everyone - from the lovely butter to all the ones that knock theJoe and his poems. i am sure you are all aware that i am no longer watching a show i once loved, called big brother. well it felt like i was saying a good bye to a lover when writing this, OMG it was emotional. i just wounder ed is anyone else thinking of dumping this good for nothing useless lover BB ? i would love to feel i am not the only one with egg on my face and i will get pleasure in noing others also fell for this despicable person BB. )
to all those that have,
love and lost,
theJoe is in the same boat,
and paying this awful cost.
i may need counseling,
my doctor will decide,
its not something i want to shout about,
i have got some pride.
where did it go wrong,
were the symptoms just blocked,
then the attack,
am i right to feel so shocked.
i do no it was seedy,
they even displayed there dreadful thong,
i bet they had a laugh at me,
while every night they went at it like a hammer and tong.
the whole world was watching,
they even set up there own Internet channel,
my owned family warned me, it will end in tears,
i thought they were just giving it the flannel.
theJoe has seen the light,
and i am so glad i am here and alive,
good by big brother,
infarct good by to the whole pointless channel five.
(hello everyone - from the lovely butter to all the ones that knock theJoe and his poems. i am sure you are all aware that i am no longer watching a show i once loved, called big brother. well it felt like i was saying a good bye to a lover when writing this, OMG it was emotional. i just wounder ed is anyone else thinking of dumping this good for nothing useless lover BB ? i would love to feel i am not the only one with egg on my face and i will get pleasure in noing others also fell for this despicable person BB. )
wasteofspace
Member
VICTOR
we all no how desperate,
is channel five,
not only has theJoe complained,
but i can not see how this man dose thrive.
back in the day,
when big-brother i did hate,
Victor what ever his name is,
done something that has for ever made him illuminate.
was he exceptionally nice,
showing quality's of Ashlyne,Glin,Freddie the real MC-coy,
no i think he was put out,
but this has failed yet to destroy.
Victor has been promoted,
lets clarify his position,
he got a little part in "bit on the side",
one disgraceful addition.
his fowl mouth,
is not my only criticism,
to point out and select people by col-our,
is blatant racism.
ch5 you have the power,
but big brother you have responsibility,
get rid of this vile Victor,
he is a walking liability.
(NOT SURE ABOUT ANY OF YOU LOT BUT I AM SICK TO DEATH OF THIS VICTOR GUY - WHAT I WANT TO NO IS - IS ANYONE ELSE OFFENDED IN HOW HE SELECTED PEOPLE FROM THE AUIDANCE ? )
we all no how desperate,
is channel five,
not only has theJoe complained,
but i can not see how this man dose thrive.
back in the day,
when big-brother i did hate,
Victor what ever his name is,
done something that has for ever made him illuminate.
was he exceptionally nice,
showing quality's of Ashlyne,Glin,Freddie the real MC-coy,
no i think he was put out,
but this has failed yet to destroy.
Victor has been promoted,
lets clarify his position,
he got a little part in "bit on the side",
one disgraceful addition.
his fowl mouth,
is not my only criticism,
to point out and select people by col-our,
is blatant racism.
ch5 you have the power,
but big brother you have responsibility,
get rid of this vile Victor,
he is a walking liability.
(NOT SURE ABOUT ANY OF YOU LOT BUT I AM SICK TO DEATH OF THIS VICTOR GUY - WHAT I WANT TO NO IS - IS ANYONE ELSE OFFENDED IN HOW HE SELECTED PEOPLE FROM THE AUIDANCE ? )
wasteofspace
Member
I HAVE MET JESUS CHRIST
lets start back at the beginning,
full facts must be verified,
he is commonly known as Jesus or Christ,
and people believe he rose from the dead when he was crucified.
so what are the Principal sources,
they are the four Canonical Gospels,
they are very useful for reconstructing Jesus's life,
used by most scholars that are Biblical.
the Scholars have Correlated the New Testament,
the accounts with non- Christian records, and they had no technology,
they discovered major episodes in Jesus life,
to arrive at the estimated Chronology.
most critical historians agree,
Jesus was a Galilean Jewish Rabbi,
he was regarded as a teacher and healer in Judaea,
and he was baptized by john the Baptist,don't ask me why.
as i read on,
Jesus in the wikipedia,
it really is bombboozeling theJoe,
to be frank, i don't comprehend with this media.
but i sware to god,
excuse, but the pun is intended,
not once in the bible or wickipedia,
was Aaron mentioned or defended.
they missed a whole chapter,
and god wont approve of his workers being lazy,
it was not that long ago,
i saw Aaron in bed and snogging Maisy.
yes he had a flirt,
the devil Tom did sin,
Aaron smiled at him,
jumped into bed with Fay and gave a grin.
Aaron has got fans,
i think the whole world is in his club,
infarct i don't want to no anymore,
from now on him theJoe is going to snub.
he is as boring as hell,
and so stroppy,
he alone has killed this series,
for finishing BB for ever, he should lay the poppy.
i hope you all see my emotion and feel,
then again like Louise you might think its romantic,
big brother is at a all time low,
infarct its death will sink like the titanic.
(i sware to god i have really tryed to understand what all this hype is about aaron, but i can not see it. i give up, well i dont really care now, BB was my fave show of all time, now a days they put people in like the ones we had in this series and it just dose not cut it for me no more, all of them in there apart from Alex are really not nice people and i do understand alex is not very clever but i can also see she has a nice heart and is not spiteful. i think i am going to get into im a celeb from now on, at least itv take respobsibilty of who goes on there channel, unlike 5. R-I-P- BB - THEJOE IS GOFF.
BYEBYE ALL THE NICE PEOPLE ON MESSAGE BOARDS, I REALLY ENJOYED OUR BANTA AND FUN WE HAVE, YOU ALL SEEM SO LOVERLY.
lets start back at the beginning,
full facts must be verified,
he is commonly known as Jesus or Christ,
and people believe he rose from the dead when he was crucified.
so what are the Principal sources,
they are the four Canonical Gospels,
they are very useful for reconstructing Jesus's life,
used by most scholars that are Biblical.
the Scholars have Correlated the New Testament,
the accounts with non- Christian records, and they had no technology,
they discovered major episodes in Jesus life,
to arrive at the estimated Chronology.
most critical historians agree,
Jesus was a Galilean Jewish Rabbi,
he was regarded as a teacher and healer in Judaea,
and he was baptized by john the Baptist,don't ask me why.
as i read on,
Jesus in the wikipedia,
it really is bombboozeling theJoe,
to be frank, i don't comprehend with this media.
but i sware to god,
excuse, but the pun is intended,
not once in the bible or wickipedia,
was Aaron mentioned or defended.
they missed a whole chapter,
and god wont approve of his workers being lazy,
it was not that long ago,
i saw Aaron in bed and snogging Maisy.
yes he had a flirt,
the devil Tom did sin,
Aaron smiled at him,
jumped into bed with Fay and gave a grin.
Aaron has got fans,
i think the whole world is in his club,
infarct i don't want to no anymore,
from now on him theJoe is going to snub.
he is as boring as hell,
and so stroppy,
he alone has killed this series,
for finishing BB for ever, he should lay the poppy.
i hope you all see my emotion and feel,
then again like Louise you might think its romantic,
big brother is at a all time low,
infarct its death will sink like the titanic.
(i sware to god i have really tryed to understand what all this hype is about aaron, but i can not see it. i give up, well i dont really care now, BB was my fave show of all time, now a days they put people in like the ones we had in this series and it just dose not cut it for me no more, all of them in there apart from Alex are really not nice people and i do understand alex is not very clever but i can also see she has a nice heart and is not spiteful. i think i am going to get into im a celeb from now on, at least itv take respobsibilty of who goes on there channel, unlike 5. R-I-P- BB - THEJOE IS GOFF.
BYEBYE ALL THE NICE PEOPLE ON MESSAGE BOARDS, I REALLY ENJOYED OUR BANTA AND FUN WE HAVE, YOU ALL SEEM SO LOVERLY.
i knew this was to good to be true
wasteofspace
Member
SHOULD BIG BROTHER BE RENAMED ? ANY IDEAS?
over my big brother examination,
i am now going to turn into a BB killer,
because we need massive changes,
i say we need our lovely Cilla.
gone is the physiology,
this game that your brain it did batter,
ch4 did burn it,
ch5 will have the ash's scatter.
it is all now about dating,
the whole show is love central,
we the public will lap it up,
this format is residential.
watch someone full in love,
its so sweet,
then someone else to do it,
it goes down a treat.
you can kiss in the kitchen,
or go into the garden in the middle,
even a kiss in the diary room,
and at night in bed it can progress to a fiddle.
then out of the house,
it might leed to wedding glory,
but first and for most,
the magazine deal will pay loads for this story.
it is such a shame,
big brother i used to think was top rate,
now its just so seedy and tacky,
for loose rs to try and get it on in a free date.
(I DO-NT NO ABOUT YOU LOT - BUT I AM SO BORED OF THESE FAKE ROMANCE'S - IF I WANTED TO WATCH OTHERS GET IT ON THERE ARE A MILLION WEBSITES TO WATCH THIS ON THE NET. I THINK THAT IS IT NOW, BB HAS HAD ITS DAY BECAUSE EVERYONE NO'S TO COME ON TO THE SHOW YOU HAVE TO HAVE A ROMANCE AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS AND IT HAS DESTROYED THE GAME I THINK, I THINK THE MAG DEALS AND SELLING YOUR STORY AFTER CULTURE IS TO BLAME AND IT THE DOWNFALL OF THIS GREAT GAME. CAN ANYONE SEE WHAT THEJOE IS SAYING OR DO WE LOVE SEEING A ROMANCE IN BB AND THAT IS THE REASON WHY IT WILL BE WATCH AND WE WILL NEVER GET BORED OF IT ?)
ps i am going on blind date ? anyone going to join theJoe ? all of my replys to your questions will be in romantic poetry style lol
over my big brother examination,
i am now going to turn into a BB killer,
because we need massive changes,
i say we need our lovely Cilla.
gone is the physiology,
this game that your brain it did batter,
ch4 did burn it,
ch5 will have the ash's scatter.
it is all now about dating,
the whole show is love central,
we the public will lap it up,
this format is residential.
watch someone full in love,
its so sweet,
then someone else to do it,
it goes down a treat.
you can kiss in the kitchen,
or go into the garden in the middle,
even a kiss in the diary room,
and at night in bed it can progress to a fiddle.
then out of the house,
it might leed to wedding glory,
but first and for most,
the magazine deal will pay loads for this story.
it is such a shame,
big brother i used to think was top rate,
now its just so seedy and tacky,
for loose rs to try and get it on in a free date.
(I DO-NT NO ABOUT YOU LOT - BUT I AM SO BORED OF THESE FAKE ROMANCE'S - IF I WANTED TO WATCH OTHERS GET IT ON THERE ARE A MILLION WEBSITES TO WATCH THIS ON THE NET. I THINK THAT IS IT NOW, BB HAS HAD ITS DAY BECAUSE EVERYONE NO'S TO COME ON TO THE SHOW YOU HAVE TO HAVE A ROMANCE AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS AND IT HAS DESTROYED THE GAME I THINK, I THINK THE MAG DEALS AND SELLING YOUR STORY AFTER CULTURE IS TO BLAME AND IT THE DOWNFALL OF THIS GREAT GAME. CAN ANYONE SEE WHAT THEJOE IS SAYING OR DO WE LOVE SEEING A ROMANCE IN BB AND THAT IS THE REASON WHY IT WILL BE WATCH AND WE WILL NEVER GET BORED OF IT ?)
ps i am going on blind date ? anyone going to join theJoe ? all of my replys to your questions will be in romantic poetry style lol
Peter Parka
Well-Known Member
I think it should be renamed "Program that only cunts and dribbling drug addicts watch"
wasteofspace
Member
WHO GO'S FRIDAY 4 NOVEMBER AND MY STRUGGLE WITH CH5
for everyone that No's theJoe,
you will no my lover,
i am not a Fickle person,
i am obsessed with big brother.
my life ended,
when it got the boot from the 4 channel,
i put this down to the race rows,
but they came out with it "running it's course" flannel.
then channel 5 saved,
i did not need to be put to sleep,
well until i watched the first CBB,
and the deadwood twins made me F and beep.
so what do i think,
was the normal big brother any better,
well theJoe is just as brain dead,
because my description is the F's and B's letter.
we are one week from the end,
the final is in sight,
my god has this been a long journey,
the ending is the only delight.
Fay or Louise wont get there,
because tonight one is leaving,
both are disgusting lady's,
from the crowd hatred they both will be receiving.
fix up channel 5,
for you next show i do not want a brain dead group,
and if you do it again,
then BB should end for ever with a permanent sound loop.
( DONT NO ABOUT ANY OF YOU LOT BUT I DONT REALLY CARE WHO GO'S TONIGHT AS THEY ARE BOTH AS VILE AS EACH OTHER - I AM SO LET DOWN BY BIG BROTHER ON CH5 - IS ANYONE ELSE OR IS IT A JOE THING?)
and yes i have complained to ch5 about this whole series, i do it daily and would ask you all to if you agree to false it to change and get back to how it used to be on ch4
peter i think you need to be a addict to watch this < its crap at present.
for everyone that No's theJoe,
you will no my lover,
i am not a Fickle person,
i am obsessed with big brother.
my life ended,
when it got the boot from the 4 channel,
i put this down to the race rows,
but they came out with it "running it's course" flannel.
then channel 5 saved,
i did not need to be put to sleep,
well until i watched the first CBB,
and the deadwood twins made me F and beep.
so what do i think,
was the normal big brother any better,
well theJoe is just as brain dead,
because my description is the F's and B's letter.
we are one week from the end,
the final is in sight,
my god has this been a long journey,
the ending is the only delight.
Fay or Louise wont get there,
because tonight one is leaving,
both are disgusting lady's,
from the crowd hatred they both will be receiving.
fix up channel 5,
for you next show i do not want a brain dead group,
and if you do it again,
then BB should end for ever with a permanent sound loop.
( DONT NO ABOUT ANY OF YOU LOT BUT I DONT REALLY CARE WHO GO'S TONIGHT AS THEY ARE BOTH AS VILE AS EACH OTHER - I AM SO LET DOWN BY BIG BROTHER ON CH5 - IS ANYONE ELSE OR IS IT A JOE THING?)
and yes i have complained to ch5 about this whole series, i do it daily and would ask you all to if you agree to false it to change and get back to how it used to be on ch4
peter i think you need to be a addict to watch this < its crap at present.
wasteofspace
Member
BIG DISASTER
welcome to my final,
it to will be a anti-climax,
and after wasting 9 weeks,
aaron is the most draining tax.
big brother is top dog,
it has to take ultimate blame,
for entering all these brain dead people,
it was like on hay putting a flame.
week after week,
i kept on holding,
and even when i felt like turning off,
for you BB, i was not folding.
i failed to understand,
the aaron obsession and him being the lord,
on week 2 i predicted him,
and theJoe was already bored.
you have gone down in history,
rachel rice dose not compare,
god you are one boring bastard,
even the crowd and my view did share.
i don't want to see you again,
your ugly pathetic mug,
seen as you killed my show,
and BB will have to pull the plug.
have a break down,
take this as hate mail,
big brother is now history,
by fixing aaron as the winner is the ultimate be-trail.
(DONT NO ABOUT YOU LOT < THAT IS IT FROM THEJOE < I AM FINISHED WITH BB FOR EVER. WHAT DID I EVER SEE IN THIS, AND I THOUGHT IT WAS THE RIGHT ONE FOR ME. NEVERMIND < ONTO THE NEXT ONE OOOOOHHHHHHH LADYS LOL)
welcome to my final,
it to will be a anti-climax,
and after wasting 9 weeks,
aaron is the most draining tax.
big brother is top dog,
it has to take ultimate blame,
for entering all these brain dead people,
it was like on hay putting a flame.
week after week,
i kept on holding,
and even when i felt like turning off,
for you BB, i was not folding.
i failed to understand,
the aaron obsession and him being the lord,
on week 2 i predicted him,
and theJoe was already bored.
you have gone down in history,
rachel rice dose not compare,
god you are one boring bastard,
even the crowd and my view did share.
i don't want to see you again,
your ugly pathetic mug,
seen as you killed my show,
and BB will have to pull the plug.
have a break down,
take this as hate mail,
big brother is now history,
by fixing aaron as the winner is the ultimate be-trail.
(DONT NO ABOUT YOU LOT < THAT IS IT FROM THEJOE < I AM FINISHED WITH BB FOR EVER. WHAT DID I EVER SEE IN THIS, AND I THOUGHT IT WAS THE RIGHT ONE FOR ME. NEVERMIND < ONTO THE NEXT ONE OOOOOHHHHHHH LADYS LOL)
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