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i think so to niahm > after all the shilpa shetti and that lot parlava < they dont want all that again < nice to see you following it mate.
wasteofspace
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DAY 25
day 25 started with a over all zoom,
the garden was a mess and same for the bedroom.
MR tat-toe was making a cup-per,
he asked "how are you Arron" but thought to himself he needs a upper.
Mark to was feeling low, it came out of his gob,
now he has shown the world what a plonker he is, its time for a real job.
i am not sure if this is a rule brake preach,
but Louise and Faye were talking noms each.
the guys to were discussing this day they dread,
Tom stated the obvious, is he brain dead.
we all now saw Mark and the sincerity unfold,
he hates arguments and to escape he goes in the bath, this statement is bold.
explaining about the difficulties and the strain,
twice he used the descriptive word, mundane.
a 10 min break, Mark need some own time,
so he walked in silence for a while and did not end up exposing his crime.
the romantic story of Romeo and Juliet came to a romantic hault,
Faye has just clicked her behavior, and did bolt.
with her best Friend Maisy, she broke a rule,
Maisy felt reassured because the public can see and wont be cruel.
big man Jay clearly showed he has compassion,
he's fed up and sick to death of Arron crying, which he dose not ration.
now we had more Tears from Arron and a Mark confession,
counseling from Mark to Arron but both with the hurt procession.
the clicks are forming now, Jay did admit,
and he realized you can not speak to Arron with out a crying split.
according to Arron, Jay and Antons principle's are scum,
he was telling Louise this, a bit strange as Louise is under Jays thumb.
the next thing is interesting, its the day of nominations,
Marks stressed and heads for the bath, wrinkled calculations.
Alex is like Rodney, who Del says is a plonker,
because Arron and Harry could not believe real she thought was willy wonk-er.
she with out a doubt thought this and thought it was non fiction,
she would love to be there and eat and feed her choc addiction.
it ended with smiles, Alex is heading to Wonkers factory soon,
i do give up with this girl, shes a loony toon.
the gangsta street rapper was now a freak,
with Maisy the blond bimbo, played there best game, hide and seek.
a chat now, Jay and Louise about the ticker,
Louise has been one year with out a man, while Jaye has got the desperate sticker.
Louise has gone up in theJoe's eyes which is a shocker,
while Jay is a desperado, and even said with out it hes going off his rocker.
onto house planning, Louise and Jay compared the diary,
Louise likes it rough, Jays bed sheets change often, will they end up at the priory.
but before we get onto detail, i.e what plugs,
Mark sings a song, Madness, by the group Suggs.
all silent now, while the noms were read out,
Mark heads for the bath, tension was with out a doubt.
Mark gave Faye 2 kisses,
while Arron shaked his head, noing gone is one of his Miss's.
Aden reasoned with Maisy about eviction but did not do a gangster rime,
he said the conclusion was, up will be there time.
the 2 up for eviction were in the garden and said its predictable,
maybe all the others see us together,no other reason could be applicable.
well they did say Arron and the kissing, it could be the curse,
but when night time comes round,these floozy's have no reverse.
gangster Anton was now self praising,
the 2 he nominated are up, just like flour, his ego is self raising.
onto not being able to keep it in,
while Maisy and Anton shared a bed and Maisy worried and gangster Anton did grin.
last chat of the night was Arron and Faye on who's going,
all i gained was, more bull was flowing.
that was day 25, the question is, "who's to go",
personally they are both disgraced, but that's the op-ion of theJoe.
( I DO UNDERSTAND NOONE WILL READ THE POEM BUT MY ONE DESCRIPTIVE WORD IS - UNMISSABLE - WHATS YOURS)
day 25 started with a over all zoom,
the garden was a mess and same for the bedroom.
MR tat-toe was making a cup-per,
he asked "how are you Arron" but thought to himself he needs a upper.
Mark to was feeling low, it came out of his gob,
now he has shown the world what a plonker he is, its time for a real job.
i am not sure if this is a rule brake preach,
but Louise and Faye were talking noms each.
the guys to were discussing this day they dread,
Tom stated the obvious, is he brain dead.
we all now saw Mark and the sincerity unfold,
he hates arguments and to escape he goes in the bath, this statement is bold.
explaining about the difficulties and the strain,
twice he used the descriptive word, mundane.
a 10 min break, Mark need some own time,
so he walked in silence for a while and did not end up exposing his crime.
the romantic story of Romeo and Juliet came to a romantic hault,
Faye has just clicked her behavior, and did bolt.
with her best Friend Maisy, she broke a rule,
Maisy felt reassured because the public can see and wont be cruel.
big man Jay clearly showed he has compassion,
he's fed up and sick to death of Arron crying, which he dose not ration.
now we had more Tears from Arron and a Mark confession,
counseling from Mark to Arron but both with the hurt procession.
the clicks are forming now, Jay did admit,
and he realized you can not speak to Arron with out a crying split.
according to Arron, Jay and Antons principle's are scum,
he was telling Louise this, a bit strange as Louise is under Jays thumb.
the next thing is interesting, its the day of nominations,
Marks stressed and heads for the bath, wrinkled calculations.
Alex is like Rodney, who Del says is a plonker,
because Arron and Harry could not believe real she thought was willy wonk-er.
she with out a doubt thought this and thought it was non fiction,
she would love to be there and eat and feed her choc addiction.
it ended with smiles, Alex is heading to Wonkers factory soon,
i do give up with this girl, shes a loony toon.
the gangsta street rapper was now a freak,
with Maisy the blond bimbo, played there best game, hide and seek.
a chat now, Jay and Louise about the ticker,
Louise has been one year with out a man, while Jaye has got the desperate sticker.
Louise has gone up in theJoe's eyes which is a shocker,
while Jay is a desperado, and even said with out it hes going off his rocker.
onto house planning, Louise and Jay compared the diary,
Louise likes it rough, Jays bed sheets change often, will they end up at the priory.
but before we get onto detail, i.e what plugs,
Mark sings a song, Madness, by the group Suggs.
all silent now, while the noms were read out,
Mark heads for the bath, tension was with out a doubt.
Mark gave Faye 2 kisses,
while Arron shaked his head, noing gone is one of his Miss's.
Aden reasoned with Maisy about eviction but did not do a gangster rime,
he said the conclusion was, up will be there time.
the 2 up for eviction were in the garden and said its predictable,
maybe all the others see us together,no other reason could be applicable.
well they did say Arron and the kissing, it could be the curse,
but when night time comes round,these floozy's have no reverse.
gangster Anton was now self praising,
the 2 he nominated are up, just like flour, his ego is self raising.
onto not being able to keep it in,
while Maisy and Anton shared a bed and Maisy worried and gangster Anton did grin.
last chat of the night was Arron and Faye on who's going,
all i gained was, more bull was flowing.
that was day 25, the question is, "who's to go",
personally they are both disgraced, but that's the op-ion of theJoe.
( I DO UNDERSTAND NOONE WILL READ THE POEM BUT MY ONE DESCRIPTIVE WORD IS - UNMISSABLE - WHATS YOURS)
love ya' man!wasteofspace
Member
hi niahm > that faye thing needs the boot and to get a bad reception and she will. as for you Joey - theJoe loves you 2 < you are my biggest fan , STAN.
wasteofspace
Member
DAY 26
day 26 started with a morning chore,
Tom and Maisy brushing there teeth, sickness in me it did store.
now a chat with a alterea motive,
Anton explained to Maisy that Mark got his willy out to save,sex with him is pro-motive.
now BB had a task that had more twists then a maze,
welcome to the toy factory, that will dazzle and daze.
Anton and Aden were supervisors that were running,
while Jay was suited and booted, and the boss looked stunning.
porridge for the work force, they are on minium dollars,
while the supervisor and the Manajor had luxury swallers.
the work conditions did appall,
while them at the top had a nice room and a table for pool.
start of the shift and everyone had to manually clock in,
the food at break time, was a sin.
a unhappy work force did lead to a act of rebellion,
a fight between Mark and Arron, they will need a rep from the union.
the first job of the day was for 120 Teddy's to be filled and fluffed,
Maisy found it hard and said its a job to get stuffed.
a bin in the corner was for the rejects,
Arron said that's where i belong, no-one corrects.
i am not sure how it started but the work force were singing,
then a teddy bear fight broke out, caous it was bringing.
the supervisors and mangers were all relaxing,
over the Tan-oy one worker was called for a deal that's taxing.
Tom went and was told if he best performs the food budget he will be maxing.
a pure case of discrimination now, Louise was central,
she got a certificate for hard work, the boss wants to bed her, but thats confidential.
the manager and supervisors were run off there feet i am sure on the way is a furooker,
because it is so hard to run a business and play snooker.
to add a bit of swet, Maisy was told task,
if she can produce the most, luxury she wont need to ask.
so Maisy and Tom were producing beyond belief,
and when it ended, Tom won while Maisy had grief.
the boss loves his factory, its money ringing,
so to make the staff work harder, down the tan-noy he was singing.
a new fight broke out and the factory's is the ring,
the manager and supervisors are useless, they need a trading standards sting.
a poem from the manager to all the staff,
but trouble maker prince harry is only interested in having a laugh.
on with the poem and now sexual exploitation,
Louise and a date with the boss, or job center is the destination.
Maisy and her mission is going down the drain,
and for Alex and Tom to get the best workers, is a pain.
a disruptive worker now, it was gross misconduct,
Arron braking equickment will it be a wage deduct.
Tom and Alex were blowing there own trombone,
while Arron thinks this is a call fake, and had a skive and moan.
now Aden was not happy,
he warned Arron about work, but had to get back up, now that's funny.
the last part of the job was to sort out cards for playing,
yet again one more fight that had production delaying.
Arron and Harry were called to the office about there productivity,
and for the negative vibe and abuse to the mangers, the doll Que will be there activity.
Arron was having none of it, and wanted a appeal,
the management did not listen, no deal.
since the 2 dismissal's production did increase,
while the boss jay was complaining that its hard work to work police.
he praised all the hard workers which was nice,
while all the slackers and skivers got peas and rice.
all 3 tasks were passed and the secret mission,
so all will be eating well, its food vision.
big shock from Mark now, no more filming and all that talk,
everyone upset and crying, but hes fed up and has to walk.
that's day 26, the Joe has spoke,
my last thought goes to Mark, you silly bloke.
(i am not sure how you lot saw it < but thats how theJoe saw day 26 - can not stop day 27 is about to start lol ) no nurse jokes please i have had my medication and been given free time and not due back in my cell till 9 pm tonight. am i being a good boy now offtopicz? i now no theJoes place and i love it here <
day 26 started with a morning chore,
Tom and Maisy brushing there teeth, sickness in me it did store.
now a chat with a alterea motive,
Anton explained to Maisy that Mark got his willy out to save,sex with him is pro-motive.
now BB had a task that had more twists then a maze,
welcome to the toy factory, that will dazzle and daze.
Anton and Aden were supervisors that were running,
while Jay was suited and booted, and the boss looked stunning.
porridge for the work force, they are on minium dollars,
while the supervisor and the Manajor had luxury swallers.
the work conditions did appall,
while them at the top had a nice room and a table for pool.
start of the shift and everyone had to manually clock in,
the food at break time, was a sin.
a unhappy work force did lead to a act of rebellion,
a fight between Mark and Arron, they will need a rep from the union.
the first job of the day was for 120 Teddy's to be filled and fluffed,
Maisy found it hard and said its a job to get stuffed.
a bin in the corner was for the rejects,
Arron said that's where i belong, no-one corrects.
i am not sure how it started but the work force were singing,
then a teddy bear fight broke out, caous it was bringing.
the supervisors and mangers were all relaxing,
over the Tan-oy one worker was called for a deal that's taxing.
Tom went and was told if he best performs the food budget he will be maxing.
a pure case of discrimination now, Louise was central,
she got a certificate for hard work, the boss wants to bed her, but thats confidential.
the manager and supervisors were run off there feet i am sure on the way is a furooker,
because it is so hard to run a business and play snooker.
to add a bit of swet, Maisy was told task,
if she can produce the most, luxury she wont need to ask.
so Maisy and Tom were producing beyond belief,
and when it ended, Tom won while Maisy had grief.
the boss loves his factory, its money ringing,
so to make the staff work harder, down the tan-noy he was singing.
a new fight broke out and the factory's is the ring,
the manager and supervisors are useless, they need a trading standards sting.
a poem from the manager to all the staff,
but trouble maker prince harry is only interested in having a laugh.
on with the poem and now sexual exploitation,
Louise and a date with the boss, or job center is the destination.
Maisy and her mission is going down the drain,
and for Alex and Tom to get the best workers, is a pain.
a disruptive worker now, it was gross misconduct,
Arron braking equickment will it be a wage deduct.
Tom and Alex were blowing there own trombone,
while Arron thinks this is a call fake, and had a skive and moan.
now Aden was not happy,
he warned Arron about work, but had to get back up, now that's funny.
the last part of the job was to sort out cards for playing,
yet again one more fight that had production delaying.
Arron and Harry were called to the office about there productivity,
and for the negative vibe and abuse to the mangers, the doll Que will be there activity.
Arron was having none of it, and wanted a appeal,
the management did not listen, no deal.
since the 2 dismissal's production did increase,
while the boss jay was complaining that its hard work to work police.
he praised all the hard workers which was nice,
while all the slackers and skivers got peas and rice.
all 3 tasks were passed and the secret mission,
so all will be eating well, its food vision.
big shock from Mark now, no more filming and all that talk,
everyone upset and crying, but hes fed up and has to walk.
that's day 26, the Joe has spoke,
my last thought goes to Mark, you silly bloke.
(i am not sure how you lot saw it < but thats how theJoe saw day 26 - can not stop day 27 is about to start lol ) no nurse jokes please i have had my medication and been given free time and not due back in my cell till 9 pm tonight. am i being a good boy now offtopicz? i now no theJoes place and i love it here <
wasteofspace
Member
STAR WAS ENTERS BB WELL IN THEJOE'S POEM THAT IS
i am not going back,
Mark is already forgotten,
a tan-noy announced his departure,
but Arron took charge of getting his stuff, i.e the socks that were rotten.
Jay was telling Louise about his night,
and all he did dream,
nasty guys were grabbing her,
until he stepped in and made his mussels steam.
this is theJoe's proof about Louise,
her turn on's make me puke,
she is clearly no princes Leia,
and he is no sky-walker called Luke.
Fay feels she has brought nothing,
and to Maisy was crying,
they both convinced themselves they will be liked,
i am quite please i can not tell them they are lieing.
a big discussion now,
and it did revolve around food,
Harry was being sarcastic to Fay,
but as its her i don't think its rude.
a chat now,
Maisy was telling Arron something that's weird,
her time is not up,
little dose she no her self respect should be feared.
plotting now,
Arron Anton and Harry were to destroy the list for shopping,
all i will say on this,
is Harry did take a fare bit of copping.
back to nonsense,
Louise and Jay chatting rude,
these 2 are sexually frustrated,
and i did learn, Louise dose not like a prude.
bring in the 2 gangsters,
heavy talk and what they can achieve,
Anton is so up himself,
a revolution is coming to the game, who's he trying to deceive.
onto theJoe's winner,
he has proved he has balls,
when dirty Harry done the shopping list,
he said he needs his suit case for when he falls.
for ordering 500 bananas, 100 frosted flakes and 1000 food colouring,
did bring the needed spice,
but when he told Arron what he did,
Arrons arrogance is now a payable prize.
the wannabe gangster was in the D-R,
talking about the cooking,
Rodney you plonker,
is for what i was looking.
a nasty chat now,
it was Arron and Louise and Alex on sarcasm,
Alex said she wants to prove not all blonds are thick,
shes going to get heavy criticism.
good news now,
they all have food,
Jay thew a chocolate bar,
and his look was crude.
Anton was laughing,
while Jay done a clear rule break,
put me up for eviction,
for gods sake.
Jay was premeditating smashing,
destroying every banana,
he convicted himself,
all caught on camera.
the blond bimbo Maisy,
was slaughtered and pissed,
because with no booze,
the love of her life will be missed.
Jay had one more rant,
destroyed all or most in his steam,
but most went in the bin,
while he was eating ice-cream.
the food dye went everywhere,
in the icecream to the milk,
Jay was again ranting in the D-R,
pure silk.
Maisy and Alex were thinking,
they had to be resourceful,
Maisy food colored died her hair,
while Alex had colored her bath, how thoughtful.
Harry wanted to make a milkshake,
flavor banana,
while Jay beat the hell out of a cushion,
all drama.
Fay analyzed,
its how he deals with his aggression,
he said he feels better,
while theJoe had depression.
Louise shows her true colour,
Jays punching is very attractive,
also adding she feels weird,
with this i am not subtractive.
Jay was now normal,
Harry he did comfort,
hes doing the shopping list next,
100 tins of tuna was blunt.
Harry got off likely,
did he have remorse,
i would have respected Jay more,
if he done what he said with the red sauce.
Louise adores Jay,
Anton was in the D-R speculating,
all other relationships apart from Jay and Louise,
Marriage could be calculateing.
so cuddles are on for tonight,
Faye and Maisy are missing,
Arron said he is not,
satisfying must have been his earlier kissing.
the night ended with a interruption,
Arron disturbed Louise and Jays love shack,
good lord he said,
turn the light back off, and on they did crack.
that was day 27,
i hope now everyone is in pain,
because i am sure you all will think,
the way theJoe See's BB is truly insane.
(sorr about thread tittle < just figured i never put they entered BB in theJoe's poems and yes i do no you will all not read it and call my nurse to tell her i am out and all that and yes i no everyone will say they never read it and condem me for my spelling and yes i do no it was so long.
but if anyone has got anything nice to say to theJoe < DONT WRITE IT IN THIS SPACE i will let the doctor no you need some help to. OKKKKKKKKKK. SEE OFF TOPICZ < I AM STILL IN MY ROOM < AM I BEING A GOOD BOY OR WHAT ?
i am not going back,
Mark is already forgotten,
a tan-noy announced his departure,
but Arron took charge of getting his stuff, i.e the socks that were rotten.
Jay was telling Louise about his night,
and all he did dream,
nasty guys were grabbing her,
until he stepped in and made his mussels steam.
this is theJoe's proof about Louise,
her turn on's make me puke,
she is clearly no princes Leia,
and he is no sky-walker called Luke.
Fay feels she has brought nothing,
and to Maisy was crying,
they both convinced themselves they will be liked,
i am quite please i can not tell them they are lieing.
a big discussion now,
and it did revolve around food,
Harry was being sarcastic to Fay,
but as its her i don't think its rude.
a chat now,
Maisy was telling Arron something that's weird,
her time is not up,
little dose she no her self respect should be feared.
plotting now,
Arron Anton and Harry were to destroy the list for shopping,
all i will say on this,
is Harry did take a fare bit of copping.
back to nonsense,
Louise and Jay chatting rude,
these 2 are sexually frustrated,
and i did learn, Louise dose not like a prude.
bring in the 2 gangsters,
heavy talk and what they can achieve,
Anton is so up himself,
a revolution is coming to the game, who's he trying to deceive.
onto theJoe's winner,
he has proved he has balls,
when dirty Harry done the shopping list,
he said he needs his suit case for when he falls.
for ordering 500 bananas, 100 frosted flakes and 1000 food colouring,
did bring the needed spice,
but when he told Arron what he did,
Arrons arrogance is now a payable prize.
the wannabe gangster was in the D-R,
talking about the cooking,
Rodney you plonker,
is for what i was looking.
a nasty chat now,
it was Arron and Louise and Alex on sarcasm,
Alex said she wants to prove not all blonds are thick,
shes going to get heavy criticism.
good news now,
they all have food,
Jay thew a chocolate bar,
and his look was crude.
Anton was laughing,
while Jay done a clear rule break,
put me up for eviction,
for gods sake.
Jay was premeditating smashing,
destroying every banana,
he convicted himself,
all caught on camera.
the blond bimbo Maisy,
was slaughtered and pissed,
because with no booze,
the love of her life will be missed.
Jay had one more rant,
destroyed all or most in his steam,
but most went in the bin,
while he was eating ice-cream.
the food dye went everywhere,
in the icecream to the milk,
Jay was again ranting in the D-R,
pure silk.
Maisy and Alex were thinking,
they had to be resourceful,
Maisy food colored died her hair,
while Alex had colored her bath, how thoughtful.
Harry wanted to make a milkshake,
flavor banana,
while Jay beat the hell out of a cushion,
all drama.
Fay analyzed,
its how he deals with his aggression,
he said he feels better,
while theJoe had depression.
Louise shows her true colour,
Jays punching is very attractive,
also adding she feels weird,
with this i am not subtractive.
Jay was now normal,
Harry he did comfort,
hes doing the shopping list next,
100 tins of tuna was blunt.
Harry got off likely,
did he have remorse,
i would have respected Jay more,
if he done what he said with the red sauce.
Louise adores Jay,
Anton was in the D-R speculating,
all other relationships apart from Jay and Louise,
Marriage could be calculateing.
so cuddles are on for tonight,
Faye and Maisy are missing,
Arron said he is not,
satisfying must have been his earlier kissing.
the night ended with a interruption,
Arron disturbed Louise and Jays love shack,
good lord he said,
turn the light back off, and on they did crack.
that was day 27,
i hope now everyone is in pain,
because i am sure you all will think,
the way theJoe See's BB is truly insane.
(sorr about thread tittle < just figured i never put they entered BB in theJoe's poems and yes i do no you will all not read it and call my nurse to tell her i am out and all that and yes i no everyone will say they never read it and condem me for my spelling and yes i do no it was so long.
but if anyone has got anything nice to say to theJoe < DONT WRITE IT IN THIS SPACE i will let the doctor no you need some help to. OKKKKKKKKKK. SEE OFF TOPICZ < I AM STILL IN MY ROOM < AM I BEING A GOOD BOY OR WHAT ?
wasteofspace
Member
day 28
day 28 started,
Jay and Louise normal kiss and cuddle,
while Fay said a empty jar represents her,
and why she brought it in, is a muddle.
Louise confided in the wannabe gangster,
the DO'S & DONT'S were listed,
a snog and a feel is a yes,
anything more is a "NO" insisted.
the other gangster and Jay talked,
the future was hatching,
Maisy's staying and Fay's going,
the truth they were not catching.
into the church now,
Louise went to Mass,
in the D-R she confessed, but to nothing rude,
scatty lass.
we now have Maisy's gold,
this was her best clip,
while Jay had a sock on his willy,
he was giving his bum a hair snip.
the 2 for the boot now begged,
why they should stay and keep there pillar,
both useless disgraceful Lady's,
i mean who would brag about being humped by a gorilla.
someone told Aden he is not from the ghetto,
i assume that's why he was lying on the floor,
Jay put bananas around his body,
forensic points he wanted to score.
a clip i did not spot,
Anton bragged that Arron and Fay got cosy,
i am sure he was meant to be a gangster,
not Dot Cotton and nosy.
now a dig from the gangster,
or was it Dot,
in front of Louise he said Louise and Jay got it on,
Louise gave him a look that did rot.
a new looking man enters,
its Mr Arron aka kiss by night,
Jay cut his hair,
and i have to admit it looks alright.
both those up,
were starting to worry,
they both said,
its gone through them like a ruby Murry.
colour gate then started,
Anton told Jay to put food coloring in the washing,
both of them done it,
there innocence i am quashing.
now a mass row,
OMG tempers did raise,
everyone disgraced themselves,
apart from prince Harry who i praise.
mr kiss by night had a statement,
he's finished with Jay, and is upset on who's going to be evicted,
because kiss's from them both,
will now leave his options 50% less restricted.
the wannabe gangster Aden,
to prince Harry did apologies,
a joke was made about bananas,
but more importantly, no-trust was gained from this exercise.
Jay put them mussels to good use,
he built a love shack from scratch,
Harry did complement Louise on getting a man like that,
then a beautiful song about chlamydia and who is going to catch.
Fay and Maisy now done good,
they were promoting the worlds oldest profession,
so in a few bits on string,
that's whats on offer if they stay in the BB possession.
the love shack was in use,
mr mussels and Louise did get in,
i am not sure who's got a STI,
crawling is my skin.
bed time now,
and something very romantic,
Jay let wind out and shook the ceiling,
Louise and her taste deserves to sink like the titanic.
who's going,
on the set-ti they were all tense,
Maisy a goner,
gratitude from theJoe is immense.
she done her hair in the mirror,
this thing is very vain,
that's day 28 from theJoe,
and now we all don't have Maisy eye strain.
(THATS HOW THEJOE SAW DAY 28 - I AM NOT EXSPECTING ANYONE TO READ IT. WHAT I WANT TO NO IS DO YOU LIKE MY NICK NAME FOR HARRY - PRINCE HARRY OR DIRTY HARRY. I LIKE THEM BOTH AND WILL NOW REFER TO HIM AS EITHER ONE OF THEM NAMES.) ps offtopicz < are you impressed with theJoe staying in my own space now ? see i am a good boy lol
day 28 started,
Jay and Louise normal kiss and cuddle,
while Fay said a empty jar represents her,
and why she brought it in, is a muddle.
Louise confided in the wannabe gangster,
the DO'S & DONT'S were listed,
a snog and a feel is a yes,
anything more is a "NO" insisted.
the other gangster and Jay talked,
the future was hatching,
Maisy's staying and Fay's going,
the truth they were not catching.
into the church now,
Louise went to Mass,
in the D-R she confessed, but to nothing rude,
scatty lass.
we now have Maisy's gold,
this was her best clip,
while Jay had a sock on his willy,
he was giving his bum a hair snip.
the 2 for the boot now begged,
why they should stay and keep there pillar,
both useless disgraceful Lady's,
i mean who would brag about being humped by a gorilla.
someone told Aden he is not from the ghetto,
i assume that's why he was lying on the floor,
Jay put bananas around his body,
forensic points he wanted to score.
a clip i did not spot,
Anton bragged that Arron and Fay got cosy,
i am sure he was meant to be a gangster,
not Dot Cotton and nosy.
now a dig from the gangster,
or was it Dot,
in front of Louise he said Louise and Jay got it on,
Louise gave him a look that did rot.
a new looking man enters,
its Mr Arron aka kiss by night,
Jay cut his hair,
and i have to admit it looks alright.
both those up,
were starting to worry,
they both said,
its gone through them like a ruby Murry.
colour gate then started,
Anton told Jay to put food coloring in the washing,
both of them done it,
there innocence i am quashing.
now a mass row,
OMG tempers did raise,
everyone disgraced themselves,
apart from prince Harry who i praise.
mr kiss by night had a statement,
he's finished with Jay, and is upset on who's going to be evicted,
because kiss's from them both,
will now leave his options 50% less restricted.
the wannabe gangster Aden,
to prince Harry did apologies,
a joke was made about bananas,
but more importantly, no-trust was gained from this exercise.
Jay put them mussels to good use,
he built a love shack from scratch,
Harry did complement Louise on getting a man like that,
then a beautiful song about chlamydia and who is going to catch.
Fay and Maisy now done good,
they were promoting the worlds oldest profession,
so in a few bits on string,
that's whats on offer if they stay in the BB possession.
the love shack was in use,
mr mussels and Louise did get in,
i am not sure who's got a STI,
crawling is my skin.
bed time now,
and something very romantic,
Jay let wind out and shook the ceiling,
Louise and her taste deserves to sink like the titanic.
who's going,
on the set-ti they were all tense,
Maisy a goner,
gratitude from theJoe is immense.
she done her hair in the mirror,
this thing is very vain,
that's day 28 from theJoe,
and now we all don't have Maisy eye strain.
(THATS HOW THEJOE SAW DAY 28 - I AM NOT EXSPECTING ANYONE TO READ IT. WHAT I WANT TO NO IS DO YOU LIKE MY NICK NAME FOR HARRY - PRINCE HARRY OR DIRTY HARRY. I LIKE THEM BOTH AND WILL NOW REFER TO HIM AS EITHER ONE OF THEM NAMES.) ps offtopicz < are you impressed with theJoe staying in my own space now ? see i am a good boy lol
wasteofspace
Member
DAY 29
day 29 started,
the same way as day 28 ended,
boring unintelligent Jay and Louise in bed,
then Jay done something where real lady's would be offended.
Arron was in a mood,
silent treatment to the group,
they said he's on one,
sound loop.
the top gangster was speculating,
while Louise said her and Jay are going to cool,
but you will see at the end,
she's a silly fool.
Aden made some good use,
in the bath he was washing the cutlery,
Harry and Anton were in there saying about Anton,
theJoe is getting bored utterly.
time for action from the gangster,
Arron is a dick head and he is going to rid,
Anton said he is batman and Arron the joker,
more proof he is no gangster but a kid.
Tom and Alex stepped into the time zone,
all things Christmas was the topic,
while Jay, Louise and Anton criticized Arron,
picking up on him bringing Tea to Louise, that's just petty and microscopic.
Jay was banging on,
something about prison and depression,
this was Alex's best bit,
she done a quite funny Jay impression.
Arron and Fay were getting cosy,
on the bed they were resting,
Maisy decided to jump on them,
her social skills need testing.
i don't no if Louise is ill,
i think she has something wrong upstairs,
but she clearly said no snogging and her own bed,
can anyone else see this, or is it, who cares.
Maisy was thinking,
she Aired her eviction thought in the diary room,
while Faye was outside crying,
she was in a place of doom.
dim Tim this represents Alex's contribution,
well her and Louise were thinking parents approval,
i am sorry but if any of them were mine,
i would leave them in the rubbish for removal.
Maisy got ready,
she was to leave big brother,
while Jay was trying to work Arron out,
he thought being up for eviction would help him discover.
hands up theJoe,
this bit is now a bit Grey,
i could not hear correctly,
but they think they are on a show called Jay Macray.
now back to the future,
we have already seen the kickers,
Fay was deep in thought,
and as Maisy left , she was highlighting the gap to see her knickers.
a lovely treat now,
but i have a feeling it will blister,
someone entered and critazized Fay smoking,
it was only mrs mussel,Fay sister.
the grand tour was shown,
Fay showed Gem the BB room plan,
while dirty Harry said its friends by association,
he don't need a brain scan.
it was then the gangster talk,
but not from the 2 you expected,
Arron feels it is time for war with Jay,
but him and dirty Harry talked noms, and a self suicide from Jay was not objected.
back now to mrs power,
little sister Fay was justifying smoking,
only when i drink Fay said,
it feels like my big sister is controlling and choking.
the snide Tom told Alex,
they need someone with them who they can associate,
Alex can get away with that,
but bitchy is Toms downfall that i calculated.
they did conclude a good point,
Gem will ruin Faye time,
onto guessing Gems age,
but Faye wins on Looks, that's a crime.
into the toilet,
not to do the normal squeezing and huffing,
Fayes got to rebel,
so her and Arron done some secret puffing.
Arrons feeling the big sister,
she hates me he did conclude,
so they done a blatant snog,
was this controlling or sh-rude.
back to the D_R for Faye,
her sister she did brag,
rows are normal,
but shes looking forward to being best mates, no nag.
good advice from Arron,
he warned Aden its death by association,
you will be dropped by Anton,
opps they just spoke about the dreaded nomination.
mr mussel Jay and Mrs dumb Louise,
were generalizing,
its very sad for Maisy,
but Gem has got balls for going in, for her sister it could be demoralizing.
it went a bit strange,
to herself Faye was having a natter,
Anton had a sarcastic dig,
his BB ash's i want to scatter.
to the D-R Gem explained,
Arrons shy and quiet,
she herself feels weired,
her and her sister up bringing is sure to cause a rivory riot.
a very competetive lady,
that's theJoe's feeling of Gem,
she said herself she wants to be the best at everything,
a competition is big brothers stem.
that's it, day 29,
theJoe presents,
and just like the great Jonty from bit on the side,
i hope you have all suffered in me explaing day 29 events.
(that was day 29 or how theJoe saw it < if you have any problems please dont list them here report me to offcom lol
my second day of sticking with prince harry to win < hes the most normal one in there- whos your winner at this point ? or is it still way to early to spot a winner?)
day 29 started,
the same way as day 28 ended,
boring unintelligent Jay and Louise in bed,
then Jay done something where real lady's would be offended.
Arron was in a mood,
silent treatment to the group,
they said he's on one,
sound loop.
the top gangster was speculating,
while Louise said her and Jay are going to cool,
but you will see at the end,
she's a silly fool.
Aden made some good use,
in the bath he was washing the cutlery,
Harry and Anton were in there saying about Anton,
theJoe is getting bored utterly.
time for action from the gangster,
Arron is a dick head and he is going to rid,
Anton said he is batman and Arron the joker,
more proof he is no gangster but a kid.
Tom and Alex stepped into the time zone,
all things Christmas was the topic,
while Jay, Louise and Anton criticized Arron,
picking up on him bringing Tea to Louise, that's just petty and microscopic.
Jay was banging on,
something about prison and depression,
this was Alex's best bit,
she done a quite funny Jay impression.
Arron and Fay were getting cosy,
on the bed they were resting,
Maisy decided to jump on them,
her social skills need testing.
i don't no if Louise is ill,
i think she has something wrong upstairs,
but she clearly said no snogging and her own bed,
can anyone else see this, or is it, who cares.
Maisy was thinking,
she Aired her eviction thought in the diary room,
while Faye was outside crying,
she was in a place of doom.
dim Tim this represents Alex's contribution,
well her and Louise were thinking parents approval,
i am sorry but if any of them were mine,
i would leave them in the rubbish for removal.
Maisy got ready,
she was to leave big brother,
while Jay was trying to work Arron out,
he thought being up for eviction would help him discover.
hands up theJoe,
this bit is now a bit Grey,
i could not hear correctly,
but they think they are on a show called Jay Macray.
now back to the future,
we have already seen the kickers,
Fay was deep in thought,
and as Maisy left , she was highlighting the gap to see her knickers.
a lovely treat now,
but i have a feeling it will blister,
someone entered and critazized Fay smoking,
it was only mrs mussel,Fay sister.
the grand tour was shown,
Fay showed Gem the BB room plan,
while dirty Harry said its friends by association,
he don't need a brain scan.
it was then the gangster talk,
but not from the 2 you expected,
Arron feels it is time for war with Jay,
but him and dirty Harry talked noms, and a self suicide from Jay was not objected.
back now to mrs power,
little sister Fay was justifying smoking,
only when i drink Fay said,
it feels like my big sister is controlling and choking.
the snide Tom told Alex,
they need someone with them who they can associate,
Alex can get away with that,
but bitchy is Toms downfall that i calculated.
they did conclude a good point,
Gem will ruin Faye time,
onto guessing Gems age,
but Faye wins on Looks, that's a crime.
into the toilet,
not to do the normal squeezing and huffing,
Fayes got to rebel,
so her and Arron done some secret puffing.
Arrons feeling the big sister,
she hates me he did conclude,
so they done a blatant snog,
was this controlling or sh-rude.
back to the D_R for Faye,
her sister she did brag,
rows are normal,
but shes looking forward to being best mates, no nag.
good advice from Arron,
he warned Aden its death by association,
you will be dropped by Anton,
opps they just spoke about the dreaded nomination.
mr mussel Jay and Mrs dumb Louise,
were generalizing,
its very sad for Maisy,
but Gem has got balls for going in, for her sister it could be demoralizing.
it went a bit strange,
to herself Faye was having a natter,
Anton had a sarcastic dig,
his BB ash's i want to scatter.
to the D-R Gem explained,
Arrons shy and quiet,
she herself feels weired,
her and her sister up bringing is sure to cause a rivory riot.
a very competetive lady,
that's theJoe's feeling of Gem,
she said herself she wants to be the best at everything,
a competition is big brothers stem.
that's it, day 29,
theJoe presents,
and just like the great Jonty from bit on the side,
i hope you have all suffered in me explaing day 29 events.
(that was day 29 or how theJoe saw it < if you have any problems please dont list them here report me to offcom lol
my second day of sticking with prince harry to win < hes the most normal one in there- whos your winner at this point ? or is it still way to early to spot a winner?)
wasteofspace
Member
DAY 30
day 30 got underway,
Fay was brushing her teeth,
the excuse of a man was hoovering,
she told him to go and show Gem you are no pussy or whats beneath.
a man of allot of words,
the whole sentence contained 2 syllables,
what i don't understand is,
why is it to Fay's sister he feels he has to give his Honorable's.
Jay aka Mr mussel,
was discussing the wolf pack and recruiting,
Louise is a floater,
Harry then made a stand and started "purple quarter" which deserves saluting.
Tom felt really happy about Gem,
he likes her more then her sister,
i am not sure if Arrons liking,
but if she No's anything,then it will be exposed by the gangster aka Anton mister.
Jay came and sat,
and Arron walked off, which maybe perceived as rude,
Jay said Gem reminds him of a old flame,
and what followed was just crude.
the wannabe gangster,
did complement Fay on her socks,
while Arron said Gem will bring out Fay's best,
this was like meeting the parents, on it rocks.
sister talk,
the kiss and disrespect task she did explain,
Gem raised the subject about "Arron",
while Fay felt like she suffered the effects of being on cocaine.
a shock about looks now,
Arron put on a face Pack,
Mr mussel was telling Tim dim but slim about there friendship,
but as Arron brings Alex Tea, she refused to crack.
a audition for a actress,
dim Tim slim had a walk like she is evil,
the sneak Tom was egging her on,
i don't think she pulled off the devil.
back to the grind,
Fay was not believing Arrons story about tickle and slap,
you have only slept with 4 people and no sex in 7 years,
then i heard, you are so fall of crap.
now a very intelligent game,
to dim Tim but slim, it was to not highlight the dense,
she searched for a hidden banana,
which Mr mussel chucked over the fence.
Mrs mussel and Arron were washing,
the plaque on there teeth has to have removal,
Arron asked if she minds him and her sister,
what i don't understand is, who is she to give approval.
Alex and the banana were still on,
she was still hunting,
well until her and Tom and Faye and Anton,
over the set-ti were jumping and grunting.
a privilege was enjoyed,
a button supplied music which they failed to understand,
because the 2 sisters had to correct a card house,
the trouble was a fan was activated as well as Gems fat hand.
the music was gold,
30 mins they played it non stop,
unaware the fan the sisters would cop.
Arron and the Prince,
with this kind of music did not gel,
while the sisters were crying,
because they done the card trick and won a "take away" from heaven it fell.
the 2 sisters were now hatching,
it clearly showed Fay's need to feel attention,
she told the group she is going to save her sister,
Arron showed his disgust, but as usual did not mention.
to clear his chest now,
Arron had to off load,
he told Fay about his chat with Gem,
denied being a player, so he's out of panic mode.
Mr mussel was speculating,
to make up with Arron was his call,
but after so many attempts,
he gathered he would get more response from a brick wall.
the x factor auditions next,
Jay was first up in front of the panel,
Louise and Alex were judges,
and Jay was very good in the bath, and he had no flannel.
danger is on the cards,
Louise is going to feature,
Gem is attracted to Jay because of his dominance,
his Ora confirms, Gem and him are the same creature.
its all about getting,
and Gem is going to enjoy the Jay coaxing,
i am open minded,
this could be a BB plan and Gem is hoaxing.
a caring side,
Gem dose not want Fay to get dropped,
because after this short romance,
she No's on to the next, Arron will have hopped.
2012 games came early,
a wrestling match was in planning,
but Gem has got a fit man's body,
her sex will for sure have genetic test scanning.
in MASS was Louise,
to our father she confessed,
there's something so lovely about him,
and Jay and her head are messed.
the gangster and the wannabe,
well they were in bed muddling,
they could not understand why they were loveless,
and said no, but i reckon they will end up cuddling.
a lye down chat was complex ed,
Louise and mr mussel used there vocabulary to seek,
he kept repeating himself,
while Louise up her game and used the word uneek.
the last of the night,
Gem was in the D-r and said her and Jay are like tobacco and rizla,
she added he's very attractive and likes flirting,
and thinks they both have the same charisma.
that's day 30,
its not as good as one of Adens raps from the ghetto,
but theJoe hopes i have gone down well,
as well as sensitive teeth and a freezing cornetto.
(THEJOE IS NOT EXSPECTING ANYONE TO REACH THE BOTTOM OF MY POEM AND IN MY POLL I AM EXSPECTING IT TO BE 100% WORSE THEN ADEN'S GANGSTER STREET RAPS. I UNFORTUNATLY DID NOT GROW UP IN THE GHETTOS WHERE ADEN GREW UP ALL THOUGH I LIVE 20 MINS AWAY FROM HIM BUT I AM SURE YOU WILL ALL AGREE WE ARE WORLDS APART LOL. PLEASE EVERYONE IF YOU BOTHER TO VOTE IN MY POLL PLEASE CONFIRM TO ME MY POEM IS EVEN MORE DEMENTING THEN ONE OF ADENS RAPS. AND PLEASE NO NURSE JOKES. I AM OUT ON LEAVE TODAY AND I HAVE HAD MY MEDICATION AT THE HOSPITAL BY THE NURSE THIS MORNING ) theJoe loves his spot on offtopicz and i hope you can see i am being a good boy niahm ?
day 30 got underway,
Fay was brushing her teeth,
the excuse of a man was hoovering,
she told him to go and show Gem you are no pussy or whats beneath.
a man of allot of words,
the whole sentence contained 2 syllables,
what i don't understand is,
why is it to Fay's sister he feels he has to give his Honorable's.
Jay aka Mr mussel,
was discussing the wolf pack and recruiting,
Louise is a floater,
Harry then made a stand and started "purple quarter" which deserves saluting.
Tom felt really happy about Gem,
he likes her more then her sister,
i am not sure if Arrons liking,
but if she No's anything,then it will be exposed by the gangster aka Anton mister.
Jay came and sat,
and Arron walked off, which maybe perceived as rude,
Jay said Gem reminds him of a old flame,
and what followed was just crude.
the wannabe gangster,
did complement Fay on her socks,
while Arron said Gem will bring out Fay's best,
this was like meeting the parents, on it rocks.
sister talk,
the kiss and disrespect task she did explain,
Gem raised the subject about "Arron",
while Fay felt like she suffered the effects of being on cocaine.
a shock about looks now,
Arron put on a face Pack,
Mr mussel was telling Tim dim but slim about there friendship,
but as Arron brings Alex Tea, she refused to crack.
a audition for a actress,
dim Tim slim had a walk like she is evil,
the sneak Tom was egging her on,
i don't think she pulled off the devil.
back to the grind,
Fay was not believing Arrons story about tickle and slap,
you have only slept with 4 people and no sex in 7 years,
then i heard, you are so fall of crap.
now a very intelligent game,
to dim Tim but slim, it was to not highlight the dense,
she searched for a hidden banana,
which Mr mussel chucked over the fence.
Mrs mussel and Arron were washing,
the plaque on there teeth has to have removal,
Arron asked if she minds him and her sister,
what i don't understand is, who is she to give approval.
Alex and the banana were still on,
she was still hunting,
well until her and Tom and Faye and Anton,
over the set-ti were jumping and grunting.
a privilege was enjoyed,
a button supplied music which they failed to understand,
because the 2 sisters had to correct a card house,
the trouble was a fan was activated as well as Gems fat hand.
the music was gold,
30 mins they played it non stop,
unaware the fan the sisters would cop.
Arron and the Prince,
with this kind of music did not gel,
while the sisters were crying,
because they done the card trick and won a "take away" from heaven it fell.
the 2 sisters were now hatching,
it clearly showed Fay's need to feel attention,
she told the group she is going to save her sister,
Arron showed his disgust, but as usual did not mention.
to clear his chest now,
Arron had to off load,
he told Fay about his chat with Gem,
denied being a player, so he's out of panic mode.
Mr mussel was speculating,
to make up with Arron was his call,
but after so many attempts,
he gathered he would get more response from a brick wall.
the x factor auditions next,
Jay was first up in front of the panel,
Louise and Alex were judges,
and Jay was very good in the bath, and he had no flannel.
danger is on the cards,
Louise is going to feature,
Gem is attracted to Jay because of his dominance,
his Ora confirms, Gem and him are the same creature.
its all about getting,
and Gem is going to enjoy the Jay coaxing,
i am open minded,
this could be a BB plan and Gem is hoaxing.
a caring side,
Gem dose not want Fay to get dropped,
because after this short romance,
she No's on to the next, Arron will have hopped.
2012 games came early,
a wrestling match was in planning,
but Gem has got a fit man's body,
her sex will for sure have genetic test scanning.
in MASS was Louise,
to our father she confessed,
there's something so lovely about him,
and Jay and her head are messed.
the gangster and the wannabe,
well they were in bed muddling,
they could not understand why they were loveless,
and said no, but i reckon they will end up cuddling.
a lye down chat was complex ed,
Louise and mr mussel used there vocabulary to seek,
he kept repeating himself,
while Louise up her game and used the word uneek.
the last of the night,
Gem was in the D-r and said her and Jay are like tobacco and rizla,
she added he's very attractive and likes flirting,
and thinks they both have the same charisma.
that's day 30,
its not as good as one of Adens raps from the ghetto,
but theJoe hopes i have gone down well,
as well as sensitive teeth and a freezing cornetto.
(THEJOE IS NOT EXSPECTING ANYONE TO REACH THE BOTTOM OF MY POEM AND IN MY POLL I AM EXSPECTING IT TO BE 100% WORSE THEN ADEN'S GANGSTER STREET RAPS. I UNFORTUNATLY DID NOT GROW UP IN THE GHETTOS WHERE ADEN GREW UP ALL THOUGH I LIVE 20 MINS AWAY FROM HIM BUT I AM SURE YOU WILL ALL AGREE WE ARE WORLDS APART LOL. PLEASE EVERYONE IF YOU BOTHER TO VOTE IN MY POLL PLEASE CONFIRM TO ME MY POEM IS EVEN MORE DEMENTING THEN ONE OF ADENS RAPS. AND PLEASE NO NURSE JOKES. I AM OUT ON LEAVE TODAY AND I HAVE HAD MY MEDICATION AT THE HOSPITAL BY THE NURSE THIS MORNING ) theJoe loves his spot on offtopicz and i hope you can see i am being a good boy niahm ?
wasteofspace
Member
DAY 31
its day 31,
and yes it dose need logging,
because every day starts with,
Mr mussel and Louise snogging.
a pop outside,
for a quick drag,
Mr Mussel is telling the gangster about Louise,
she has not got the vocabulary to be a slag.
Louise confides to Tim slim but dim,
she can start being herself with Jay, and its a good clue,
i think she was preparing to be a celebrity,
her new status or reference will be Jlou.
Mr kiss by night was chatting to the sneak Tom,
his love for Fay will prevent him from being free to Rome,
we are talking about a number of weeks,
but he has confessed he is now ready to move home.
a board with prizes did shock,
everyone got the chance to hit like Boris Becker,
Alex got a cookery ban and the wannabe gangster got his bus fare home,
but the sneak Tom got the privilege of dinner with the awful Rebecka.
out of nowhere a pen and paper,
i think the wannabe gangster rope Rebecka a romantic rap,
theJoe must be understanding that he's only 19,
but all i see is the Aden sap.
time for a bit of conflict,
Jem chose Jay to gym iron pump,
this might explain Louise's cooling off,
the stake at night with jay and it was not rump.
sister love was clear,
as Jem like i just said choose Jay to build up a puff,
Fay was not at all happy,
she are you serious and walked off in a huff.
so a little tiff,
Jem told Jay its not his fault,
Fay did not want to speak,
like a stiff whiskey she did malt.
in such a tizz wazz,
fay spoke about whats not allowed,
she clearly said put me up,
follow her advice and evict her please crowd.
a sense of hum-our,
did not go down like a treat,
when Jay said you will get fatter and me fitter,
Fay was more bitter then sweet.
while Jay and Jem worked out,
we heard salt and pepper but in our ear plugs,
Jem had a worry,
in her way was her own jugs.
miss Fay who reminds me of a brat,
felt the need to demand a kiss,
watch closely now,
because Arron done it in day light, that no one could miss.
prince Harry had a call,
his mummy was praising and did congratulate,
she so loves him,
and did adore banana-gate.
a bit of Tony Heart,
in tin foil Jay explained he dose not want a mate,
he wants more from Louise,
not just a BB date.
the wanna be gangster,
declared his love for Rebecka the witch,
Tom passed it on,
and them trying to communicate through a wall left me with a laughter stitch.
very jealous is our Rebecka,
if there are any other girls, then Aden she will batter,
her advice was to stop the friendship with Anton,
and to stop rapping,i am sure that will flatter.
into the D-R,
Aden did explain what true love is in this trip,
as soon as he is out,
he wants to start a real relationship.
Tom took a oath,
BB put a silence on which if broke will have consequences,
but i think this Tom dude,
will not be able to follow these sequences.
all were gathered,
there nominations were played on screen,
we all saw Anton trying to be a player gangster,
but seeing Fay nominate Arron did turn all green.
Arron face was classic,
he did boil and smoke,
Fay needed a ciggy,
and as you do, asked sis if she could choke.
the reaction from Fay was great,
she has lived here and is playing no game,
she is disgusted by just Harry,
but lucky for Arron she feels just the same.
to dinner now,
and a dress code that did shock,
Louise had a dressing gown,
and Jay had tight pants that just covered his cock.
the oyster did not sink,
it tore them both apart,
how romantic is this,
in bed Jay did loudly fart.
a conclusion now,
Jem said a statement that did shame,
after seeing nominations
she thinks she no's who's playing a game.
that's day 31,
theJoe will end with a conclusive poll,
i hope everyone picks the option,
theJoe is mad and he needs a nurse to control.
its day 31,
and yes it dose need logging,
because every day starts with,
Mr mussel and Louise snogging.
a pop outside,
for a quick drag,
Mr Mussel is telling the gangster about Louise,
she has not got the vocabulary to be a slag.
Louise confides to Tim slim but dim,
she can start being herself with Jay, and its a good clue,
i think she was preparing to be a celebrity,
her new status or reference will be Jlou.
Mr kiss by night was chatting to the sneak Tom,
his love for Fay will prevent him from being free to Rome,
we are talking about a number of weeks,
but he has confessed he is now ready to move home.
a board with prizes did shock,
everyone got the chance to hit like Boris Becker,
Alex got a cookery ban and the wannabe gangster got his bus fare home,
but the sneak Tom got the privilege of dinner with the awful Rebecka.
out of nowhere a pen and paper,
i think the wannabe gangster rope Rebecka a romantic rap,
theJoe must be understanding that he's only 19,
but all i see is the Aden sap.
time for a bit of conflict,
Jem chose Jay to gym iron pump,
this might explain Louise's cooling off,
the stake at night with jay and it was not rump.
sister love was clear,
as Jem like i just said choose Jay to build up a puff,
Fay was not at all happy,
she are you serious and walked off in a huff.
so a little tiff,
Jem told Jay its not his fault,
Fay did not want to speak,
like a stiff whiskey she did malt.
in such a tizz wazz,
fay spoke about whats not allowed,
she clearly said put me up,
follow her advice and evict her please crowd.
a sense of hum-our,
did not go down like a treat,
when Jay said you will get fatter and me fitter,
Fay was more bitter then sweet.
while Jay and Jem worked out,
we heard salt and pepper but in our ear plugs,
Jem had a worry,
in her way was her own jugs.
miss Fay who reminds me of a brat,
felt the need to demand a kiss,
watch closely now,
because Arron done it in day light, that no one could miss.
prince Harry had a call,
his mummy was praising and did congratulate,
she so loves him,
and did adore banana-gate.
a bit of Tony Heart,
in tin foil Jay explained he dose not want a mate,
he wants more from Louise,
not just a BB date.
the wanna be gangster,
declared his love for Rebecka the witch,
Tom passed it on,
and them trying to communicate through a wall left me with a laughter stitch.
very jealous is our Rebecka,
if there are any other girls, then Aden she will batter,
her advice was to stop the friendship with Anton,
and to stop rapping,i am sure that will flatter.
into the D-R,
Aden did explain what true love is in this trip,
as soon as he is out,
he wants to start a real relationship.
Tom took a oath,
BB put a silence on which if broke will have consequences,
but i think this Tom dude,
will not be able to follow these sequences.
all were gathered,
there nominations were played on screen,
we all saw Anton trying to be a player gangster,
but seeing Fay nominate Arron did turn all green.
Arron face was classic,
he did boil and smoke,
Fay needed a ciggy,
and as you do, asked sis if she could choke.
the reaction from Fay was great,
she has lived here and is playing no game,
she is disgusted by just Harry,
but lucky for Arron she feels just the same.
to dinner now,
and a dress code that did shock,
Louise had a dressing gown,
and Jay had tight pants that just covered his cock.
the oyster did not sink,
it tore them both apart,
how romantic is this,
in bed Jay did loudly fart.
a conclusion now,
Jem said a statement that did shame,
after seeing nominations
she thinks she no's who's playing a game.
that's day 31,
theJoe will end with a conclusive poll,
i hope everyone picks the option,
theJoe is mad and he needs a nurse to control.
wasteofspace
Member
DAY 32 THE DAY ANTON THE GANGSTER GOT SUSSED
for once in history,
BB did not start with morning breath,
can you believe Mr kissbynight and Mr mussel were not tonging,
has someone sneaked in crystal meth.
Louise has had a rough night,
she was up and down, PMT was not the cause,
she has just sussed she dose not click with Jay,
and wants everything else apart from friendship to pause.
onto perv-a-lert,
Tom and Fay sat to watch Arron naked scrub,
they joked cover it with a egg,
bu he's very proud and right back he did say Easter egg,snub.
showing herself up was fay,
to Jay she explained about what i call a mug,
but Jay of all people is as bad,
they ended up with a hug.
the start of the crumble,
Jay explained from now on its friendship,
but you all must no they are both unstable,
and need to get a grip.
Mr kiss-by-night was helping,
to Louise he was sorting out her love life,
excuse me can anyone remember arron-maiasy and Fay-gate,
if alf Stewart was watching he would have said and i quote strife.
over the tan-noy it was nominations,
and house mates are allowed to nom talk,
there was one restriction,
Jem is protected and can not walk.
like big kids,
planning and plotting was mega,
Anton clearly showed he true co-lours,
and i am so glad he's up, poor begger.
the noms talk went on,
the gangster and wanna-b-gangster try ed to manipulate,
but the prince would not be bullied,
and theJoe dose respect and congratulate.
dim Tm but slim was rubbing,
TLC was need on the perv Toms back bone,
while the 2 sisters beat up a cushion,
to keep fit and to tone.
Mr kiss-by-night again,
he was warning the wannabe gangster,
he said Anton is gone,
its not skank-ster.
the wanna-be-gangster was up set,
he asked Louise why him she did nom cap,
i would have been straight,
i can not take any more gangster street ghetto rap.
over to the Queen,
i am not talking Freddie,
Arron and Harry try ed to educate Alex,
but at this time a yawn showed she was not ready.
face depression was evident,
the noms were calculated and presented,
a bit of riverey,
Jay wanted to be up against mr kiss-by-night, its now been invented.
a test from theJoe,
can anyone remember Jay's comments about hate,
i beg on friday to boo him when name called,
lets see if he was bluffing on walk-gate.
the gangster was mixing,
its rare for Anton to chat with royalty,
but him and prince were discussing egg storage,
and they came up with not all in one basket as there's no loyalty.
dim tim but slim,
was in the D-R and BB was ridiculing,
she done a quilt trip about the twist,
more innocence she was fueling.
mr kiss-by-night was planning,
a relationship he is building,
he's forgotten a huge problem,
Jem has all the powers to be shielding.
in the ghetto tensions were high,
the wannabe gangster was the bird of prey the hawk,
he's been betrayed by Louise in a game,
her consequences are dreadful, can you believe to her he is not going to talk.
the gangster said something good,
and said to the wannabee gangster a senario,
would all be forgotten if "head" is given,
i saw in his little head he was imagining the blow.
upset is the wana-be gangster,
well Louise felt because she new she did nominate,
where is all the talk of taking a cap for the side,
perfectness it did calculate.
Arron try ed to explain,
Louise had to vote someone, be understanding,
this is so different to street life,
he is more used to a drive by landing.
it did all flare up,
the wannabe gangster and Louise had a blow and its final,
if she don't want to talk then i wont,
cancel " is it me you are looking for" by mr Lionel.
onto the gangster,
something about being let down by his troops and on a suicide mission,
he now plans to intellectually destroy Arron,
Victor no2 is his ultimate vision.
in what ever you call it,
by theJoe day 32 is given,
big brother is theJoe's life,
its what keeps him driven.
(sorry about the freddie being played thread tittle but you must understand in theJoe's world freddie is always playing lol
very interesting with the 5 up and to be hounest i dont have none of them that reaches out to me that i want to save < so i am not going to have a opion on who i want to go. but dose anyone really want any one person out for a reason and what is that reason ?)
for once in history,
BB did not start with morning breath,
can you believe Mr kissbynight and Mr mussel were not tonging,
has someone sneaked in crystal meth.
Louise has had a rough night,
she was up and down, PMT was not the cause,
she has just sussed she dose not click with Jay,
and wants everything else apart from friendship to pause.
onto perv-a-lert,
Tom and Fay sat to watch Arron naked scrub,
they joked cover it with a egg,
bu he's very proud and right back he did say Easter egg,snub.
showing herself up was fay,
to Jay she explained about what i call a mug,
but Jay of all people is as bad,
they ended up with a hug.
the start of the crumble,
Jay explained from now on its friendship,
but you all must no they are both unstable,
and need to get a grip.
Mr kiss-by-night was helping,
to Louise he was sorting out her love life,
excuse me can anyone remember arron-maiasy and Fay-gate,
if alf Stewart was watching he would have said and i quote strife.
over the tan-noy it was nominations,
and house mates are allowed to nom talk,
there was one restriction,
Jem is protected and can not walk.
like big kids,
planning and plotting was mega,
Anton clearly showed he true co-lours,
and i am so glad he's up, poor begger.
the noms talk went on,
the gangster and wanna-b-gangster try ed to manipulate,
but the prince would not be bullied,
and theJoe dose respect and congratulate.
dim Tm but slim was rubbing,
TLC was need on the perv Toms back bone,
while the 2 sisters beat up a cushion,
to keep fit and to tone.
Mr kiss-by-night again,
he was warning the wannabe gangster,
he said Anton is gone,
its not skank-ster.
the wanna-be-gangster was up set,
he asked Louise why him she did nom cap,
i would have been straight,
i can not take any more gangster street ghetto rap.
over to the Queen,
i am not talking Freddie,
Arron and Harry try ed to educate Alex,
but at this time a yawn showed she was not ready.
face depression was evident,
the noms were calculated and presented,
a bit of riverey,
Jay wanted to be up against mr kiss-by-night, its now been invented.
a test from theJoe,
can anyone remember Jay's comments about hate,
i beg on friday to boo him when name called,
lets see if he was bluffing on walk-gate.
the gangster was mixing,
its rare for Anton to chat with royalty,
but him and prince were discussing egg storage,
and they came up with not all in one basket as there's no loyalty.
dim tim but slim,
was in the D-R and BB was ridiculing,
she done a quilt trip about the twist,
more innocence she was fueling.
mr kiss-by-night was planning,
a relationship he is building,
he's forgotten a huge problem,
Jem has all the powers to be shielding.
in the ghetto tensions were high,
the wannabe gangster was the bird of prey the hawk,
he's been betrayed by Louise in a game,
her consequences are dreadful, can you believe to her he is not going to talk.
the gangster said something good,
and said to the wannabee gangster a senario,
would all be forgotten if "head" is given,
i saw in his little head he was imagining the blow.
upset is the wana-be gangster,
well Louise felt because she new she did nominate,
where is all the talk of taking a cap for the side,
perfectness it did calculate.
Arron try ed to explain,
Louise had to vote someone, be understanding,
this is so different to street life,
he is more used to a drive by landing.
it did all flare up,
the wannabe gangster and Louise had a blow and its final,
if she don't want to talk then i wont,
cancel " is it me you are looking for" by mr Lionel.
onto the gangster,
something about being let down by his troops and on a suicide mission,
he now plans to intellectually destroy Arron,
Victor no2 is his ultimate vision.
in what ever you call it,
by theJoe day 32 is given,
big brother is theJoe's life,
its what keeps him driven.
(sorry about the freddie being played thread tittle but you must understand in theJoe's world freddie is always playing lol
very interesting with the 5 up and to be hounest i dont have none of them that reaches out to me that i want to save < so i am not going to have a opion on who i want to go. but dose anyone really want any one person out for a reason and what is that reason ?)
wasteofspace
Member
i agree with a jay and aden < but arron < what are u on < hes a slippery one <
wasteofspace
Member
DAY 33
the 33rd day started,
and the gangster to timdim but slim was doing psychology,
thanking her for nominating him,
picking on Alex was the terminology.
a shock did hit,
Louise explained to her friend, dim Tim that her friend is going senile,
the first thing i want to highlight is Anton is no friend,
he is playing a terrible game, but on that i smile.
the wanna be gangster done a u-turn,
no the penny did not drop,
he lied to Louise and said its all cool,
he simply can not remember his hate for her and his pop.
still on the coco's nest,
Louise is glad the air is clear, Anton care she displayed,
a loaf short of a picnic is the quote,
wrong again is the observation she has made.
the UK was now in a weather whole,
BB was hit by a snow blizzard,
half the house were stranded,
they either needed grit and determination or a wizard.
Jay took advantage of the snow,
a great time to go on a sky dive,
can you just imagine Mr mussel,
of this sport he did thrive.
onto reality now,
Jem asked Aaron if he is into kinky stuff,
considering he has not had sex for 7 years,
his mirrors on his ceiling and his princess like, is sick or a bluff.
Fay jumped on this and said its perverted,
while on snow cam the sister was moaning,
the lack of food will leave them cannibalism converted.
ski Sunday results came in,
Jay failed on the slope,
how will poor Alex survive,
while the sisters on snow cam said supply are low and hope.
the blind date couple were planning,
mr kissbynight was speaking out of his rear,
something about love and it working,
Fay came out with the normal, oh dear.
the gangster was chatting with the perv,
telling him Aaron is a something head,
Louise said you can not say that,
was she being decent,or is he a option for her bed.
playing it cool was the mission,
Louise had to taste snow and the flavor guess,
she was making face's and spilling it out,
she passed and saved dim Tim, arr bless.
now a classic,
dim Tim was explaining how she won her task,
can you believe Alex has survived in Africa,
seeing that would have been a funny ask.
the wanna be was not talking street,
has he really seen the scam,
he's just so bored,
well that's what he said on snow cam.
the pervert Tom had fun,
he had a snow fight with a real Yettie,
for winning he rescued the wanna be gangster,
then called the Yettie a name, how pet-ti.
Jem has a conclusion,
she's suspicious of 2 but 1 is a buffoon,
Jem's not sure about Louise,
but theJoe No's she is one dense loony toon.
the gangster thinks he is a player,
and the happy couple he is going to split,
he seemed to get a sick pleasure,
and started a laughter that was like a fit.
so the gangster got ready,
walking with no sag,
when Fay heard what he was planning,
she said and i quote "you can ???? off you doosh bag".
the gangster done well,
but he was really tired,
his plan was to split Fay and Aaron,
kept him fired.
mr Kissby night had a plan,
the whole thing is going to break out and sabotage.
the prince agreed and said we run this joint,
but Aaron is like Hommer and Harry Marge.
the perv and Dim Tim had fun,
in the snow they played,
while the gangster was about to surrender,
then a savior and music, but it was not Christmas by Slade.
"There aint no mountain high enough",
got everyone up and dancing,
happy days ahead, but were they chancing.
Fay was to cause worry,
30 seconds was missed and highlighted,
the gangster said we will loose budget,
Mr mussel was far from delighted.
Mr mussel now had a cheek,
it was not even done in a nice tone,
he asked the prince to sleep outside,
dose he not understand he is soon to be on the throne.
Mr Mussel was feeling low,
he done the unthinkable and did grass,
he insisted only the walkers should loose food,
telling tales from big strong Jay was pure class.
Mr kissby night was protective,
he is glad the gangsters plan did flop,
he is mr kissby night,
and at his game he is top.
the task will be failed,
we will see that tomorrow,
the gangster is not nearer Fay,
and in his game plan he is left to wallow.
that's it, theJoe has spoke,
i have gave my op-ion and sat on no fence,
and if anyone can understand this,
your brain power is immense.
(DONT WORRY THE JOE IS NOT EXSPECTING FOR ANYONE TO READ MY POEM BUT WHAT I WANT TO NO IS DOSE ANYONE CALL THE H-M BY NAMES THEY HAVE INVENTED? THIS IS WHAT I HAVE CALLED THE h_M
THE WANNA BE GANGSTER AND THE GUY THAT LIVES ON THE ROUGH STREETS OF THE UK AND WHO THINKS HE IS TUPAC = ADEN
THE GANGSTER = ANTON
MR MUSSEL = JAY
MRS MUSSEL FAY
DIM TIM BUT SLIM = ALEX
MR KISS BY NIGHT = ARRON
THE PERVERT = TOM
THEJOE would love to hear what names you call the h-m ?
the 33rd day started,
and the gangster to timdim but slim was doing psychology,
thanking her for nominating him,
picking on Alex was the terminology.
a shock did hit,
Louise explained to her friend, dim Tim that her friend is going senile,
the first thing i want to highlight is Anton is no friend,
he is playing a terrible game, but on that i smile.
the wanna be gangster done a u-turn,
no the penny did not drop,
he lied to Louise and said its all cool,
he simply can not remember his hate for her and his pop.
still on the coco's nest,
Louise is glad the air is clear, Anton care she displayed,
a loaf short of a picnic is the quote,
wrong again is the observation she has made.
the UK was now in a weather whole,
BB was hit by a snow blizzard,
half the house were stranded,
they either needed grit and determination or a wizard.
Jay took advantage of the snow,
a great time to go on a sky dive,
can you just imagine Mr mussel,
of this sport he did thrive.
onto reality now,
Jem asked Aaron if he is into kinky stuff,
considering he has not had sex for 7 years,
his mirrors on his ceiling and his princess like, is sick or a bluff.
Fay jumped on this and said its perverted,
while on snow cam the sister was moaning,
the lack of food will leave them cannibalism converted.
ski Sunday results came in,
Jay failed on the slope,
how will poor Alex survive,
while the sisters on snow cam said supply are low and hope.
the blind date couple were planning,
mr kissbynight was speaking out of his rear,
something about love and it working,
Fay came out with the normal, oh dear.
the gangster was chatting with the perv,
telling him Aaron is a something head,
Louise said you can not say that,
was she being decent,or is he a option for her bed.
playing it cool was the mission,
Louise had to taste snow and the flavor guess,
she was making face's and spilling it out,
she passed and saved dim Tim, arr bless.
now a classic,
dim Tim was explaining how she won her task,
can you believe Alex has survived in Africa,
seeing that would have been a funny ask.
the wanna be was not talking street,
has he really seen the scam,
he's just so bored,
well that's what he said on snow cam.
the pervert Tom had fun,
he had a snow fight with a real Yettie,
for winning he rescued the wanna be gangster,
then called the Yettie a name, how pet-ti.
Jem has a conclusion,
she's suspicious of 2 but 1 is a buffoon,
Jem's not sure about Louise,
but theJoe No's she is one dense loony toon.
the gangster thinks he is a player,
and the happy couple he is going to split,
he seemed to get a sick pleasure,
and started a laughter that was like a fit.
so the gangster got ready,
walking with no sag,
when Fay heard what he was planning,
she said and i quote "you can ???? off you doosh bag".
the gangster done well,
but he was really tired,
his plan was to split Fay and Aaron,
kept him fired.
mr Kissby night had a plan,
the whole thing is going to break out and sabotage.
the prince agreed and said we run this joint,
but Aaron is like Hommer and Harry Marge.
the perv and Dim Tim had fun,
in the snow they played,
while the gangster was about to surrender,
then a savior and music, but it was not Christmas by Slade.
"There aint no mountain high enough",
got everyone up and dancing,
happy days ahead, but were they chancing.
Fay was to cause worry,
30 seconds was missed and highlighted,
the gangster said we will loose budget,
Mr mussel was far from delighted.
Mr mussel now had a cheek,
it was not even done in a nice tone,
he asked the prince to sleep outside,
dose he not understand he is soon to be on the throne.
Mr Mussel was feeling low,
he done the unthinkable and did grass,
he insisted only the walkers should loose food,
telling tales from big strong Jay was pure class.
Mr kissby night was protective,
he is glad the gangsters plan did flop,
he is mr kissby night,
and at his game he is top.
the task will be failed,
we will see that tomorrow,
the gangster is not nearer Fay,
and in his game plan he is left to wallow.
that's it, theJoe has spoke,
i have gave my op-ion and sat on no fence,
and if anyone can understand this,
your brain power is immense.
(DONT WORRY THE JOE IS NOT EXSPECTING FOR ANYONE TO READ MY POEM BUT WHAT I WANT TO NO IS DOSE ANYONE CALL THE H-M BY NAMES THEY HAVE INVENTED? THIS IS WHAT I HAVE CALLED THE h_M
THE WANNA BE GANGSTER AND THE GUY THAT LIVES ON THE ROUGH STREETS OF THE UK AND WHO THINKS HE IS TUPAC = ADEN
THE GANGSTER = ANTON
MR MUSSEL = JAY
MRS MUSSEL FAY
DIM TIM BUT SLIM = ALEX
MR KISS BY NIGHT = ARRON
THE PERVERT = TOM
THEJOE would love to hear what names you call the h-m ?
wasteofspace
Member
DAY 34a little recap,day 34 started with a reminder,while Mr kissbynight was discussing wolf pack,it was very convincing, he played a blinder.the pervert and the gangster and dim Tim were chatting,they are all believing they will get the budget,while the wanna be gangster was annoyed,saying there is a clear divide and he don't like Aaron's sarcasm and wont budge it.Mr kissbynight was proving,to the pervert and to dirty harry he told,the gangster is trying to whack him,but guaranteed he would not fold.the gangster was covering his track,to Mr mussel he did share,Mr kissbynight and fay will be front page,how the nation love a romance and will for sure care.all were sitting,the task details were not as sweet as perfume,all were laughing,apart from Mr mussel he did simply boil and fume.the gangster and kiss bynight exchanged,he used his normal curse and said don't speak,tensions were raised,not a word from who fay calls a geek.food was the topic,i am not pulling you leg,something about McDonald's,and how dim Tim dose love a egg.the start of protection,the gangster will not damage his pride,he said he's going Friday if not picked,how slippery can this guy slide.the discussion about shopping,has put Mr kissbynight and the prince in a dilemma,while Mr mussel wants tobacco and beer,i don't think dim Tim felt the tensions or tremor.they were all talking shopping,dim Tim had guilt,she try ed to refuse by extension's,but Mr kissbynight and the prince refused to tilt.Fay Jem and Louise were supporting,dim Tim they gathered like a bug,don't be overwhelmed,time for a Alex hug.the gangster was now reforming,shopping he try ed to list,all were getting nervous,while the prince reminded them of banana gate, laughter they did resist.dim Tim was positive,we will have a fun week and task,she really is naive,her innocence is no game plan or no mask.Mr kissbynight and Fay had difficulties,counseling they did seek,cracks appeared and they discovered different squash tastes,but all covered as fay dose like the look of a geek.fantasy chat,the pervert, dim Tim and Louise were all in bed,Jem brought them all toast,they all imagined it was other food and told there head.Mr mussel now spoke,he came out with a allegation,kissbynight and Fay are fake,he did not give a explanation.food was his object,he said mess with that and its war,these are happy days,but the winning post is a more important score.dim tim was waiting,for her hair and for food,dirty harry was pumping iron,while the gangster and Mr mussel had no energy and were in a mood.more talk of food,the wannabe gangster and dim Tim and Louise it did annoy,shopping is delivered over the speaker,Mr mussel was worried about his tobacco it was like a kid to a toy.dim Tim was reborn,no she had not found god,she put her hair extension's in,this has stopped her from feeling odd.the tensions were examined,Mr mussel done a bit of brain power,if Mr kissbynight or the gangster goes,he reckons tensions will easy and friendship will flower.the gangster was stewing,while the pervert and dim Tim were playing a game,they imagined a new house mate,they really are both not nasty and tame.the wannabe gangster try ed to sort,the house's unease and the conflict,he wanted to tear down barriors,but did not see his words and actions do contradict.Mr mussel felt it was pointless,to the wrong people it was spoke,i will give it to the wannabe,he did personally tell the gangster so i can not swipe or poke.the 2 sisters got deep,over Mr kissbynight one has for sure fell,how embarrassing,i don't think between them they have one brain cell.a very challenging game dim Tim and the pervert did event,they hid mouse's round the house,the wannabe won, but his ghetto wont hopefully dent.for inventing this game,big brother did reward,they played the song "hey magerta" 16 times,and there performance dose deserve a BB award.Mr kissbynight and his lover,on what looks real deep,she said you could look like Aden,was this a complement or is fay a creep.only to return,to get a snog and for a complement to fish,while Jem said her sister is a respectable woman,is she mad or was that a wish.Louise dose not have allot of respect,i don't think a brain is in her scull,she cut Mr mussel hair,OMG it did redefine theBowl.just like his mussel,it did shrink,he dose look like a thug,BNP you would think.Louise was smiling,infarct she was having a chuckle,while dirty harry had thought Aaron had cracked it,if this Friday he don't go or buckle.Mr kissbynight was explaining,he don't want to come out to a Fay interrogation,dose he have this much power,if yes, i might see how the lord is a good nick name creation.that's day 34,i hope you are all now in pain,because theJoe is on display,and my BB poems are sure to drain.
wasteofspace
Member
DAY 34
a little recap,
day 34 started with a reminder,
while Mr kissbynight was discussing wolf pack,
it was very convincing, he played a blinder.
the pervert and the gangster and dim Tim were chatting,
they are all believing they will get the budget,
while the wanna be gangster was annoyed,
saying there is a clear divide and he don't like Aaron's sarcasm and wont budge it.
Mr kissbynight was proving,
to the pervert and to dirty harry he told,
the gangster is trying to whack him,
but guaranteed he would not fold.
the gangster was covering his track,
to Mr mussel he did share,
Mr kissbynight and fay will be front page,
how the nation love a romance and will for sure care.
all were sitting,
the task details were not as sweet as perfume,
all were laughing,
apart from Mr mussel he did simply boil and fume.
the gangster and kiss bynight exchanged,
he used his normal curse and said don't speak,
tensions were raised,
not a word from who fay calls a geek.
food was the topic,
i am not pulling you leg,
something about McDonald's,
and how dim Tim dose love a egg.
the start of protection,
the gangster will not damage his pride,
he said he's going Friday if not picked,
how slippery can this guy slide.
the discussion about shopping,
has put Mr kissbynight and the prince in a dilemma,
while Mr mussel wants tobacco and beer,
i don't think dim Tim felt the tensions or tremor.
they were all talking shopping,
dim Tim had guilt,
she try ed to refuse by extension's,
but Mr kissbynight and the prince refused to tilt.
Fay Jem and Louise were supporting,
dim Tim they gathered like a bug,
don't be overwhelmed,
time for a Alex hug.
the gangster was now reforming,
shopping he try ed to list,
all were getting nervous,
while the prince reminded them of banana gate, laughter they did resist.
dim Tim was positive,
we will have a fun week and task,
she really is naive,
her innocence is no game plan or no mask.
Mr kissbynight and Fay had difficulties,
counseling they did seek,
cracks appeared and they discovered different squash tastes,
but all covered as fay dose like the look of a geek.
fantasy chat,
the pervert, dim Tim and Louise were all in bed,
Jem brought them all toast,
they all imagined it was other food and told there head.
Mr mussel now spoke,
he came out with a allegation,
kissbynight and Fay are fake,
he did not give a explanation.
food was his object,
he said mess with that and its war,
these are happy days,
but the winning post is a more important score.
dim tim was waiting,
for her hair and for food,
dirty harry was pumping iron,
while the gangster and Mr mussel had no energy and were in a mood.
more talk of food,
the wannabe gangster and dim Tim and Louise it did annoy,
shopping is delivered over the speaker,
Mr mussel was worried about his tobacco it was like a kid to a toy.
dim Tim was reborn,
no she had not found god,
she put her hair extension's in,
this has stopped her from feeling odd.
the tensions were examined,
Mr mussel done a bit of brain power,
if Mr kissbynight or the gangster goes,
he reckons tensions will easy and friendship will flower.
the gangster was stewing,
while the pervert and dim Tim were playing a game,
they imagined a new house mate,
they really are both not nasty and tame.
the wannabe gangster try ed to sort,
the house's unease and the conflict,
he wanted to tear down barriors,
but did not see his words and actions do contradict.
Mr mussel felt it was pointless,
to the wrong people it was spoke,
i will give it to the wannabe,
he did personally tell the gangster so i can not swipe or poke.
the 2 sisters got deep,
over Mr kissbynight one has for sure fell,
how embarrassing,
i don't think between them they have one brain cell.
a very challenging game dim Tim and the pervert did event,
they hid mouse's round the house,
the wannabe won, but his ghetto wont hopefully dent.
for inventing this game,
big brother did reward,
they played the song "hey magerta" 16 times,
and there performance dose deserve a BB award.
Mr kissbynight and his lover,
on what looks real deep,
she said you could look like Aden,
was this a complement or is fay a creep.
only to return,
to get a snog and for a complement to fish,
while Jem said her sister is a respectable woman,
is she mad or was that a wish.
Louise dose not have allot of respect,
i don't think a brain is in her scull,
she cut Mr mussel hair,
OMG it did redefine theBowl.
just like his mussel,
it did shrink,
he dose look like a thug,
BNP you would think.
Louise was smiling,
infarct she was having a chuckle,
while dirty harry had thought Aaron had cracked it,
if this Friday he don't go or buckle.
Mr kissbynight was explaining,
he don't want to come out to a Fay interrogation,
dose he have this much power,
if yes, i might see how the lord is a good nick name creation.
that's day 34,
i hope you are all now in pain,
because theJoe is on display,
and my BB poems are sure to drain.
a little recap,
day 34 started with a reminder,
while Mr kissbynight was discussing wolf pack,
it was very convincing, he played a blinder.
the pervert and the gangster and dim Tim were chatting,
they are all believing they will get the budget,
while the wanna be gangster was annoyed,
saying there is a clear divide and he don't like Aaron's sarcasm and wont budge it.
Mr kissbynight was proving,
to the pervert and to dirty harry he told,
the gangster is trying to whack him,
but guaranteed he would not fold.
the gangster was covering his track,
to Mr mussel he did share,
Mr kissbynight and fay will be front page,
how the nation love a romance and will for sure care.
all were sitting,
the task details were not as sweet as perfume,
all were laughing,
apart from Mr mussel he did simply boil and fume.
the gangster and kiss bynight exchanged,
he used his normal curse and said don't speak,
tensions were raised,
not a word from who fay calls a geek.
food was the topic,
i am not pulling you leg,
something about McDonald's,
and how dim Tim dose love a egg.
the start of protection,
the gangster will not damage his pride,
he said he's going Friday if not picked,
how slippery can this guy slide.
the discussion about shopping,
has put Mr kissbynight and the prince in a dilemma,
while Mr mussel wants tobacco and beer,
i don't think dim Tim felt the tensions or tremor.
they were all talking shopping,
dim Tim had guilt,
she try ed to refuse by extension's,
but Mr kissbynight and the prince refused to tilt.
Fay Jem and Louise were supporting,
dim Tim they gathered like a bug,
don't be overwhelmed,
time for a Alex hug.
the gangster was now reforming,
shopping he try ed to list,
all were getting nervous,
while the prince reminded them of banana gate, laughter they did resist.
dim Tim was positive,
we will have a fun week and task,
she really is naive,
her innocence is no game plan or no mask.
Mr kissbynight and Fay had difficulties,
counseling they did seek,
cracks appeared and they discovered different squash tastes,
but all covered as fay dose like the look of a geek.
fantasy chat,
the pervert, dim Tim and Louise were all in bed,
Jem brought them all toast,
they all imagined it was other food and told there head.
Mr mussel now spoke,
he came out with a allegation,
kissbynight and Fay are fake,
he did not give a explanation.
food was his object,
he said mess with that and its war,
these are happy days,
but the winning post is a more important score.
dim tim was waiting,
for her hair and for food,
dirty harry was pumping iron,
while the gangster and Mr mussel had no energy and were in a mood.
more talk of food,
the wannabe gangster and dim Tim and Louise it did annoy,
shopping is delivered over the speaker,
Mr mussel was worried about his tobacco it was like a kid to a toy.
dim Tim was reborn,
no she had not found god,
she put her hair extension's in,
this has stopped her from feeling odd.
the tensions were examined,
Mr mussel done a bit of brain power,
if Mr kissbynight or the gangster goes,
he reckons tensions will easy and friendship will flower.
the gangster was stewing,
while the pervert and dim Tim were playing a game,
they imagined a new house mate,
they really are both not nasty and tame.
the wannabe gangster try ed to sort,
the house's unease and the conflict,
he wanted to tear down barriors,
but did not see his words and actions do contradict.
Mr mussel felt it was pointless,
to the wrong people it was spoke,
i will give it to the wannabe,
he did personally tell the gangster so i can not swipe or poke.
the 2 sisters got deep,
over Mr kissbynight one has for sure fell,
how embarrassing,
i don't think between them they have one brain cell.
a very challenging game dim Tim and the pervert did event,
they hid mouse's round the house,
the wannabe won, but his ghetto wont hopefully dent.
for inventing this game,
big brother did reward,
they played the song "hey magerta" 16 times,
and there performance dose deserve a BB award.
Mr kissbynight and his lover,
on what looks real deep,
she said you could look like Aden,
was this a complement or is fay a creep.
only to return,
to get a snog and for a complement to fish,
while Jem said her sister is a respectable woman,
is she mad or was that a wish.
Louise dose not have allot of respect,
i don't think a brain is in her scull,
she cut Mr mussel hair,
OMG it did redefine theBowl.
just like his mussel,
it did shrink,
he dose look like a thug,
BNP you would think.
Louise was smiling,
infarct she was having a chuckle,
while dirty harry had thought Aaron had cracked it,
if this Friday he don't go or buckle.
Mr kissbynight was explaining,
he don't want to come out to a Fay interrogation,
dose he have this much power,
if yes, i might see how the lord is a good nick name creation.
that's day 34,
i hope you are all now in pain,
because theJoe is on display,
and my BB poems are sure to drain.
No!!! He's amazing. He's toppled the Wolfpack, he's winning the game.
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