Wasteofspace's official Big Brother Thread

[wasteofspace]

am i one day from heaven ?

one day from heaven

the gates did close, and lock,
devistation the uk could not block.
it was all over the news and media,
faster then the spread of clmymidia.
condemed to a legancy of doom,
hold on, its been booted from the ch4 room.
it was all done and dusted, then the flicker,
ch5 is now holding the most shinest sticker.
in 2011 a anger was dropped,
while ch5 has now had its cherry popped.
a no good company has had a reprieve,
apart from the wrightstuff, praise ch5 will now recieve.
viewing figers will now go through the roof,
will there be more controversy, the pudding is the proof.
but i will tuck in as heaven has sent,
bigbrother, the joe dose adore and love you, its the worlds best event.

(the joe is thinking we are one day from heaven - just woundering is there any other big brother lovers out there ?) my one day from real heaven is a day with a very special lady you no who you are miss sadie lol )

 

[Joe the meek]

Re: am i one day from heaven ?

I hope so.

 

[Siphorous]

Re: am i one day from heaven ?

Bigger Brother was better

 

[sexysadie]

Re: am i one day from heaven ?

singing 'Heaven....I'm in Heaven. And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak...la la la la la la la la la la la , la la la la la la la la la la la ....enjoy the show Joe. xx

 

[wasteofspace]

Re: am i one day from heaven ?

please tell me you are watching it sadie ?

 

[Peter Parka]

Re: am i one day from heaven ?

Got to laugh at all the idiots on the news standing in the pouring rain waiting to get a glimse of Jedward or a pikey who thinks he's hard but got beaten up by his nephew. People don't get much sadder than that.

 

[sexysadie]

Re: am i one day from heaven ?

please tell me you are watching it sadie ?

Like I said before, I don't watch a lot of television, but I'll try to tune in Joe

 

[wasteofspace]

i have got my winner and its only day one

the line up is


welcome home is in need,
yes you are different, gone is live feed.
but big brother you are outstanding,
and the celebrity's you have got, is A list branding.
its fabulous and exciting, a bit of unease,
the 2 naive people are Jedward, don't tease.
a split is needed, that's on the agenda,
will they be out of there comfort zone, bring in the pretender.
i am in love with paddy and sally, that's the speakers wife,
sally said she would stir it up and cause strife.
Kerry's good, but in a dose that's small,
has she got the mental capacity to stand tall.
i am finding Tara hard to follow,
none of her words do i comprehend or swallow.
Lucien i am impressed with, he is not up his own ass,
a shy decent normal lad, which in my eyes is a pass.
Mr paparazzi Darren we be 100% fake,
after all this is his business, he No's what it will take.
the bay watch babe Pamella is nice but her stay looks grim,
after all there is no beach, will David enter to help her swim.
the male model bobby may look and sound magic,
but will his lack of input be simply tragic.
lastly is Amy, but from Essex's we are miles,
will the shut up line hinder or cause smiles.
thank you big brother, thank you channel five,
thank you for the great line up, now just thrive.

( sadie if you say say you want jedward to win i will be devorceing you lol did you it ? can you back a winner ? is there anyone you hate . spill your guts girl and lets chat.)

 

[wasteofspace]

kerry's failure to nominate = kerry must go

Kerry's failure to nominate = Kerry must go

i did like you Kerry and wanted more,
but your fail-er to nominate in time, me it did bore.
sally and bobby were wrong decisions,
its hard enough for me watching twin visions.
but they were on a plate,
and fail-er to rid one has marked your fate.
there are no excuses and i am thinking plan,
you will regret this, you might even want a cat scan.
now i hope this public have common sense,
because to rid bobby or sally will be dense.
sally said she will stir and mix,
and bobby is lovely and could teach young men how to fix.
its ashamed we can not rid three,
jedward and Darren as we hate a snitch, agree.
the beauty of big brother is the tape,
and how these celebs act wont leave a escape.

(i wanted more from kerry - and if thats all we are going to get STROPS then she should go and now - anyone agree?)

 

[Peter Parka]

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[wasteofspace]

who should go - sally - luciceien - kerry ?

the beauty of big brother

to show my genuineness, i am NOW switching,
because sally was in my top 3 and now i am ditching.
i hear you cry why the Joe,
its the calculations that have to go.
sally may be able to fool the majority,
but even the speaker is thinking divorcee,now that's authority.
shes playing the game, but the camera she has forgotten,
i can see the math's in her head, and its rotten.
so are Kerry and bobby a better option,
bobby's a decent guy while Kerry is a calculated concoction.
we could keep sally in for the humiliation,
and confirm her husbands job is under justification.
or Kerry we could boot,
i no she has problems, but her nomination wine is starting to root.
the Joe goes round is circles and i am now asking in this forum lobby,
who should go, Kerry or sally but please agree we must save bobby.

(not sure about you lot but i now see sally as a sneak and a snide and she must go . anyone with the joe on this one ?)

 

[sexysadie]

Re: who should go - sally - luciceien - kerry ?

the beauty of big brother

to show my genuineness, i am NOW switching,
because sally was in my top 3 and now i am ditching.
i hear you cry why the Joe,
its the calculations that have to go.
sally may be able to fool the majority,
but even the speaker is thinking divorcee,now that's authority.
shes playing the game, but the camera she has forgotten,
i can see the math's in her head, and its rotten.
so are Kerry and bobby a better option,
bobby's a decent guy while Kerry is a calculated concoction.
we could keep sally in for the humiliation,
and confirm her husbands job is under justification.
or Kerry we could boot,
i no she has problems, but her nomination wine is starting to root.
the Joe goes round is circles and i am now asking in this forum lobby,
who should go, Kerry or sally but please agree we must save bobby.

(not sure about you lot but i now see sally as a sneak and a snide and she must go . anyone with the joe on this one ?)

I peeked in and............perhaps you're right Joe. xxx

 

[wasteofspace]

is paddy sexist ? (bigbrother ch5 on tv)

i need a womannnnnnnnnnnn to service

i have this friend,
who's given me advice,
i want to get my leg over,
but he said i dont need a trade like vice.
be fast and direct,
tell them what i desire,
lay them down,
and he said let loose with the fire.
then play it cool,
push the lady through the door,
if you want valeting again,
this sperm bank has plenty in store.
the Joe will save a fortune,
no more dinning, dating hopping the lady it dose please,
how could i have got it so wrong,
this way dose redefine ease.
so from now on,
me and service woman will go hand in hand,
thank you very much paddy,
this is the best advice in the land.

(the joe dose not think he is in anyway < this is his culture and his way of living and i love him. and if any lady wants to be the joes womannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn then i will by them a caravan and we are moveing next door to paddy lol love this guy)


sadie if i turn out like paddy - will you still love the joe ? womannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn?

 

[wasteofspace]

Re: am i one day from heaven ?

sadie < how would you feel if the joe takes the paddy approach in love makeing lol

 

[wasteofspace]

rate darryn's amazeing 6 pack FROM BIGBROTHER ON TV.

rate darryn's amazing 6 pack 1 no good 10 being excellent

its on page 3,
a double spread,
the amazing six pack is focal,
who needs babes when you have Mr Pap instead.
its every girls dream,
they are jealous of his bulging nipples,
there's are not half as big,
and to add insult, he even has ripples.
a 100% male,
one pure stud muffin,
darryn is so fit,
never will you see him puffin.
a full head of hair,
this guy can even have it pink,
the press can not say anything,
nudge nudge wink wink.
now the truth,
the turd has hit the fan,
not only is he a sneak and a snide,
people have false friendships because of fear of the man.
but the Joe dose not fear,
my poetry is not for sale,
we need you out of BB,
its not fare anyone has to have the air you ex hail.


(if i told all the ladys i have a six pack - would you want the joe or would you think i am as fake as mr papp?)

 

[Tim]

Re: rate darryn's amazeing 6 pack FROM BIGBROTHER ON TV.

This thread is quite gay and I don't mean maybe,
expect a heartbroken sexy Sadie.
Unless there's something you're not sharing,
Like you've seen her pic and she has a....


6-pack of her own.

 

[Codrus]

Re: rate darryn's amazeing 6 pack FROM BIGBROTHER ON TV.

This thread is quite gay and I don't mean maybe,
expect a heartbroken sexy Sadie.
Unless there's something you're not sharing,
Like you've seen her pic and she has a....


6-pack of her own.

:24::24:..repped :thumbup

 

[wasteofspace]

Re: rate darryn's amazeing 6 pack FROM BIGBROTHER ON TV.

tim was once very dim,
but the joe loved him because he was slim.
life was ok and not at all grim,
because everynight joe would give tim a trim.
they had a babby but god nos how,
tim was massive, the size of a cow.
the baby was taken into care,
tim and joe had nothing to share.
joe went straight and batted for the other side,
tim would not forgive and called me a snide.
then tim disapeared and was nowhere to be seen,
hes in joes garden under the green.

 

[Darrell]

Re: rate darryn's amazeing 6 pack FROM BIGBROTHER ON TV.

tim was once very dim,
but the joe loved him because he was slim.
life was ok and not at all grim,
because everynight joe would give tim a trim.
they had a babby but god nos how,
tim was massive, the size of a cow.
the baby was taken into care,
tim and joe had nothing to share.
joe went straight and batted for the other side,
tim would not forgive and called me a snide.
then tim disapeared and was nowhere to be seen,
hes in joes garden under the green.

Do you ACTUALLY read the stuff you write?

you can spare the darrell
your poems or rhymes
for i don't give a fuck about
you or the stupid shit
you write about
all i am wondering
is if you
actually read
this ridiculous
shit.

 

[Peter Parka]

Re: rate darryn's amazeing 6 pack FROM BIGBROTHER ON TV.

It dosen't surprise one bit that a guy who constantly makes threads about soap operas and reality shows is gay.