Wasteofspace's official Big Brother Thread

[wasteofspace]

Re: rate darryn's amazeing 6 pack FROM BIGBROTHER ON TV.

the joe and tim done internet dateing,
and now a threesom with darrell they are rateing.
darrell wanted it hard and loved it raw,
tim blushed as he was sore.
the joe was pounding and there was no stop,
he tryed on tim and even darrell's cherry popped.
at it every night untill the neigbours complained,
so they went to a gay bar where it always rained.
tim slim but dim got hiv and darrell did as well,
but joe never went bare back because of this hell.
joe berried them both and there graves he did attend,
byebye my 2 lovers, you have been my shortes friend.



lol@ the joe hes on the gear tonight lol

 

[Darrell]

Re: rate darryn's amazeing 6 pack FROM BIGBROTHER ON TV.

Did you really just write a poem about fucking Tim and I?

You have problems, well beyond your stupid poems.

 

[retro]

Re: rate darryn's amazeing 6 pack FROM BIGBROTHER ON TV.

:24:

WTF is this shit?

 

[Darrell]

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:24:

WTF is this shit?

I was just getting butt fucked by wasteofspace, apparently. :dunno

 

[Natasha]

Re: rate darryn's amazeing 6 pack FROM BIGBROTHER ON TV.

Okay, I refuse to read these ridiculous poems...cliff notes???

 

[Darrell]

Re: rate darryn's amazeing 6 pack FROM BIGBROTHER ON TV.

He's going to fuck Tim and I to death.

I think.

 

[retro]

Re: rate darryn's amazeing 6 pack FROM BIGBROTHER ON TV.

Okay, I refuse to read these ridiculous poems...cliff notes???

I could be wrong, but I think wasteofspace fucked Tim and Darrell and then killed and buried them both.

 

[Natasha]

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I could be wrong, but I think wasteofspace fucked Tim and Darrell and then killed and buried them both.

Ooooh. Sorry, wasteofspace...those are Friday night activities around here and it is CLEARLY a Tuesday.

 

[wasteofspace]

Re: rate darryn's amazeing 6 pack FROM BIGBROTHER ON TV.

natasha C U Next Tuesday

 

[Darrell]

Re: rate darryn's amazeing 6 pack FROM BIGBROTHER ON TV.

natasha C U Next Tuesday

Don't worry Tash. He won't try to fuck you. It's obvious the way he swings, men, and men posing as women with a 50's model fetish.

 

[retro]

Re: rate darryn's amazeing 6 pack FROM BIGBROTHER ON TV.

Don't worry Tash. He won't try to fuck you. It's obvious the way he swings, men, and men posing as women with a 50's model fetish.

:24:

This dude is fucking hilarious.

 

[Staci]

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*walks back out of thread*

 

[Natasha]

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natasha C U Next Tuesday

LMFAO...nice. I don't even care if you meant for it to be offensive b/c, honestly, it's the most clever thing you've said in your entire time here.

 

[retro]

Re: rate darryn's amazeing 6 pack FROM BIGBROTHER ON TV.

LMFAO...nice. I don't even care if you meant for it to be offensive b/c, honestly, it's the most clever thing you've said in your entire time here.

He probably could've achieved the same result by bashing his head against the keyboard a few times.

 

[Natasha]

Re: rate darryn's amazeing 6 pack FROM BIGBROTHER ON TV.

He probably could've achieved the same result by bashing his head against the keyboard a few times.

LMFAO...true...but even that would be better than poems about shows I've never heard of (not including Big Brother b/c obviously I've heard of it).

 

[wasteofspace]

omg bobby - did you just funk ?

omg bobby did you just funk ?
from your sleep,
you have now woke,
OMG bobby,
i did have you down as a joke.
but you let loose,
and boy did it rip,
you are so much more interesting,
when you give it some lip.
long may it last,
has Friday's eviction just sunk,
or are you genuinely shy,
and just dont like to funk.
i loved the new bobby,
even if your sense of hum-our is unique,
i hope you now stay on form,
because i am now listening when you speak.


(its 135 am in the uk and i can not sleep < i blame bigbrother. thinking about the 3 up - i reckon we have to save bobby now and maybe sally to go ? or do you think tonights episode of bobby was a one off and we wont get any more out of him ?)

 

[itsmeJonB]

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I think you need to see a therapist

 

[retro]

Re: omg bobby - did you just funk ?

The Joe has lost his mind
Perhaps that is too kind
For it would have to imply
That which we all deny
That there was anything at all
For there to be lost

 

[Tim]

Re: rate darryn's amazeing 6 pack FROM BIGBROTHER ON TV.

I guess I missed all the fun...

But the wife and I had date night. Saw Rise of the planet of the apes... good flick

 

[Darrell]

Re: rate darryn's amazeing 6 pack FROM BIGBROTHER ON TV.

I guess I missed all the fun...

But the wife and I had date night. Saw Rise of the planet of the apes... good flick

How's your butt hole feel? According to wasteofoxygen he really gave us a good rogering.