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did you enjoy fight night ? (poll)

day 9

day 9 started with a visit back to school,
Alex is a very dense girl, she is the village fool.
Harry and Arron gave her a lesson in English,
i don't think she's got shame, she never went as red as a radish.
then onto Arron's secret denial,
Tom told Arron he woke up in his arms,still no smile.
Arron had a chat with Alex about there childhood job,
and i could not believe hostess came out of Alex's gob.
Louise has had a change, Alex she thinks is sweet,
she is intimidated by Maisy, Louise and her wont tweet.
now onto Alex's and Toms wedding,
yes it was a good laugh,the divorce cough-ts its heading.
time for a girlie chat about insecurity's,
these walls have ears, its been broadcasted to all communities.
Now onto feelings and BB thinks someone is depressed,
Arron got called to the diary room and a picture of his son addressed.
back to Arron again and Faye is sweet talking,
we have to get to no each other, if tonight you are not walking.
theJoe is open minded on Faye and out is my jury,
i have not sussed her out and don't no if she is full of love or fury.
now its time for Heaven and Tashie to have a chant,
Tashie is staying, in truth this can't.
onto the houses most biggest sneak,
Rebechka accused Harry of getting rid of Tashie, some cheek.
then the apology and Harry was a gent,
but he has marked her cards, decision made not only by this event.
this was closely followed by Rebechkas breakdown,
she was crying to Mark saying she don't belong, this statement i crown.
then out of no-where a delivery of beer,
a song was played and every H-M did not have one fear.
then the white boy who is trapped in a black boys body,
tryed to perform gangstas Paradise, with a rap that was less then shoddy.
away from the joke, mark and Rebechka had a discussion,
Mark asked her to stop playing a game of roulette then that's more hurtful then Russian.
its OK, don't cry treacle,
is Aden a comedian,is there a sequel.
now to a love where Faye wants Arron to crack,
theJoe has not figured Faye out yet,dose she just want fun in the sack.
then we entered one flew over the coco's nest,
because Louise and mark made animal sounds, they had to get it off there chest.
lastly was fight night, well it was a mass brawl,
there was not any referee and why only Jay got called, was cruel.





(sorry at more poor attempt of poetry lol but thats how i saw day 9. can not say i have a fave yet but the 2 hounest and decent guys in there are arron and harry. will they play the game if they are up again and change ? that is the question. can not stand this Aden boy - god no's what he is trying to be apart from a joke but i do understand he is 19. )

who do you like and can you predict a winner or is it to early ?
 
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what did Harry and Heaven both learn from doing the chicken task ?

day 10 - on day 10 from theJoe's eyes anyway lol

everyone woke by the alarm,
ordered to go to the seating area, and then Calm.
over the loud speaker they were told rules were broke,
so now, no hot water, hair dryers, hair straighteners, they all did choke.
so one by one the men had showers,
and all of them complained and said it shrank and shriveled there flowers.
then it was back to nature, Faye and Heaven saved a moth,
i think its time for church,these are people of the cloth.
then Heaven was explaining about a book that was not pages cheap,
i did not find out what it was about, because like some of the H-m. i fell asleep.
then big bro started a task in a pen,
Heaven was busting for a toilet and Alex was sick after ten.
who had the strongest determination and would be free from eviction,
Heaven played it dirty, but Harry with stood all the pop-corn friction.
time for a bit of honest talk, Anton and Rebechka discuss,
Anton can not see how Rebechka puts up with Aden, its a unnecessary fuss.
Arron has been open,he told mark about his Louise crush,
he said he is going to ask BB for a date, will they give, it would be TV lush.
then Anton was having a day snooze,
which then irrupted into a mass brawl, normally associated with booze.
Anton the detective found out Faye was the ring leader,
he told her watch out, you will be a bleeder.
Antons revenge for Faye was foam that was for shaving,
one more fight broke out, no doubt more privilege's will be waving.
theJoe will end his poem on Heaven's and Harry's most best discovery,
they are well and truly onto Rebeckha and god i hope there's no recovery.
(well this is from the joe's eyes anyway, i think that harry and heaven both no Rebeckha is one not to be trusted and i for one hope its game over for her very soon and she gets even worse boooooo's then tashie because she is so calculated it makes me sick, better still what do you think of Rebechka? am i overreacting? dose she have a nice side, or is she doing what you are meant to do - play the game to win and if she is do you think she will win ?)
 
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is this day 10 in a nut shell ?

DAY 10 or from the joes eyes at least lol

day 10 started with a moan,
Rebechka saying Arron is blowing hot and cold to avoid a eviction loan.
miss marple has sussed the lady from the sky,
Heaven is playing a game, dont ask me, ask rebechka why.
now from the sky Heaven gave advice to the mild rapper who should be stalker filed,
she said look after yourself, be true which was fare and mild.
not often do we hear of the positivity vibe,
but Arron complemented Fayes voice, he wants to get in her tribe.
to the diary room Jay goes with a food worry,
£350 budget is not enough and he thinks his pecks will be gone in a hurry.
so he has done a deal with BB, if they want to keep this lodger,
Jay offered to walk round the house naked with weights on his togger.
now it was time for comedy and faye had to entertain,
she had to dis and kiss every H-M done it with out a strain.
a very confident girl, but not to the Joe's taste,
shes to up herself and clingy, what a waste.
maybe Aden should speak no more because he's got no tact,
he said Jay likes louise the best, fayes hurt and thats a farct.
Faye was called to the diary room for her treat,
for kissing and insulting all the men her reward was a luxury sweet.
the bed was not used,
and the awkwardness left me confused.
yet again we had one more ridiculous Aden rap,
i dont no about uk gangstas, but in his head i could put a cap.
now all the boys helped Arron get ready for date night,
they put so much gel on his head, even John Travolta got a fright.
the girls done the same and Faye did look stunning,
but as theJoe said previously shes cunning.
now Tom got mixed up and forgeot theres 2 wholes,
he offered Arron some vaseline for his date, humour controls.
Faye asked if he wants a full breast or a hand job,
Arron was a perfect gent not that Faye had any innocence to rob.
it was all over and Arron was smitten,
Mark asked Arron and he confessed he was smitten.
Jaye told BB that Faye was disco,
its ashame Faye is not like Aden his personal yoyo.
Antons opion of Faye was its maintance every hour,
even i am not attracted to this, is not that strong is Fayes power.
Faye and Rebeckha chatted about Fayes need,
not in so many words but said she needs a Aden, whos on a leed.
Heaven was then telling the world what is clear,
that Rebechka is big competition and not genuine and we have to step up a gear.
then Arden who's a mummy's boy done something that wont pass,
he put his tale inbetween his legs and to Rebechkha on Heaven he did grass.
now Rebechkha told the room Heaven is a bitch and a bully,
this has sealed Rebechkas fate its a one way vote fully.

( what the thejoe is asking is 1. is this a fair reflection of how day 10 went. 2. thejoe you have got everything wrong and this is all back to front as normal. 3. theJoe give up, your poetry is crap)
 
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who said this A WOLF IN SHEEPS CLOTHING

DAY 11

tension did some up on day eleven,
but and i quote " a sheep in wolves clothing" was classic Heaven.
then onto love, Faye was talking about being willing,
no way in BB, the awkwardness would be killing.
Arron spoke what is as common as muck,
he said Aden is protective of Rebekah, because he thinks he's in luck.
Rebecka and Heaven sat and had a discussion,
such a 2 faced lady, theJoe nearly had concussion.
onto detail, Heaven asked Jay who told him Heaven is munching,
he No's it was Rebekkah, but silence left him bone crunching.
Tom, Jay, Heaven and Aden were all expressing,
meanwhile BB showed us a clip and Rebekkah it did have redressing.
Jay and Aden were also chatting about the row,
Aden maybe be Rebekah's lap dog, but he is a silly cow.
Rebekah's stilled played the victim to Heaven about men issues,
she has been hurt so many times by them, always ending in tissues.
Rebekah loves Adens ways and finds him so refreshing,
she's found the only decent boy in the world, and is expressing.
theJoe has now sussed Rebekah's, lets hope you lot are not dense,
i just laughed when she said and i quote " so many are just sitting on the fence".
Jaye is still hungry, his belly is talking,
but i think the 100k will stop him walking.
onto nominations and what has written my Heaven love,
because Heaven did not nominate Rebekkah, but Rebekkah gave Heaven the shove.
Harry done well and so did Tom and Louise and Mark and lastly Faye,
Maisy was a waste, Rebekkah was evil while Heaven is well on the right way.
Faye did struggle to nominate but did try to talk dirty,
Her and Tom persisted at Arron to disgust, he walked off shirty.
a clear breach of the rules between Heaven and Tom,
he told Heaven not to worry about being up against Rebekkah, its all on CD-ROM.
Faye was getting deep with Arron about sexuality,
she's kissed a girl and wants Arron to open up to reality.
Jaye told Aden he might loose the love of his life,
but the gangsta rapper don't do worry or any strife.
the glory was bubbling from Heaven and over flowing,
while Rebekkah felt crap, whats coming is she noing.
back to the games and Rebekkah to Arron is the sob,
but Arron is onto you, this one she can not rob.
its sinking in to mr Gangsta, he dose have a brain,
his master maybe going, who is going to lap dog train.
let theJoe end with a sweet and sour,
Rebekkah is humiliating herself in the D-R, fcuk them and she did not even cower.











( who said this comment ? a wolf in sheep clothing ? think before you choose one of the choices as if you fail to say it correctly - you will win a life time of theJoe's poetry and noone wants that lol ) 1. HEAVEN 2. REBECHKHA 3. THEJOE BECAUSE HE IS OFF HIS NUT.
 
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Re: who said this A WOLF IN SHEEPS CLOTHING

:surrender:surrender:surrender:surrender:surrender:surrender:surrender:surrender:surrender:surrender:wtf::wtf::wtf::lala::lala::lala::lala::lala::nuts::nuts:
 
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which one is Maisy ?

DAY 12

day 12 started with a Arron speech,
all H-M have to now say yes, BB is going to drain blood like a leach.
Mark was called to the D-R, not for being rude,
but he was told to carry on, enjoy normal life in the nude.
the boring gangsta is turning into a pervert,
dribbling watching his master in the shower, that's the crofts expert.
Rebecka has trained Aden well, he's learnt a Heep,
when his master drops the towel, he must not peep.
a couple of happy seconds in the house as the water is back on,
but sorry there was noms talk, that's the con.
what we need now is a bit of sun power,
Alex would you like a suntan, she thought the yes game was sweet and not sour.
after 5 spray suntans the wizard of OS sprang to mind,
Alex said she looked like a ompalompa, very well defined.
Now onto Maisy who i have not got a clue,
she was told to put a electric suit on, Anton was on Que.
Anton made Maisy suffer, shock after shock,
let theJoe finish his poem, you will see the mock.
Rebecka was helping Tom, he wanted a fake Tan,
knock knock at the door, its the puppy who will never be a man.
what you up to, a question that was silly,
Rebecka replied i have just tanned Tom's willy.
now Maisy played a joke on Arron, but it was fake,
she told Arron she eat and swallowed his cake.
shortly followed by a joke smile,
but someone had removed a bit of the icing, how vile.
Arron wanted to give it to his child,
now its ruined, he went all stormy and wild.
Heaven tried to explain that Arrons emotional,
Maisy owned up and said sorry, the first thing she has done, was it promotional.
now Anton was told to put on a shock suit,
would Maisy please shock Anton, yes yes no mute.
then onto the let down and someone with no chuckle,
Harry would not be a gay icon, he said no and did buckle.
back to the sneak Rebecka, she had to pick someone to loose,
who could do with out cloths, Mark she did choose.
to rub salt in the wound, she said it was to leave,
she let him think it for a bit and did make him grieve.
poor mark was so happy not to get the boot,
they have all forgotten the evilness at the Rebecka root.
Heaven tried to get every ones attention and for them to focus,
but she failed, she had no healing healing hocus pocus.
now Arron was asked what no man would refuse,
well until i explain, so it don't confuse.
Arron and Louise were to have a one night stand,
standing all night back to back in the garden was funny and just grand.
lastly Alex was complaining about the Tan and its appeal,
she did string a sentence together, that's a big deal.
Arron told Louise Anton dose nothing he feels like complaining,
its really getting to him now and massively straining.
that is theJoe's day 12 in a brief,
i am sure you will all agree BIGBROTHER is the TV chief.















( (hope you enjoy the way the joe saw day 12 - want i want to no is they said there is someone called Maisy in there - which one is that? please help the joe lol has she ever spoke or done anything ?)
 
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Re: which one is Maisy ?

The poems are too long TheJoe :( this is maisy though -

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Re: which one is Maisy ?

niamh < theJoe only writes farct on BB from theJoe's eyes and thats how i saw BB last night and i have to include everythingi have ocd
 
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