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Re: who has learnt the most from the BB experience ? (poll)
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Peter Parka
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Re: who has learnt the most from the BB experience ? (poll)
You don't have any problem with spam? Interesting.
Boys... if you don't like the threads don't post in them.
You don't have any problem with spam? Interesting.
Re: who has learnt the most from the BB experience ? (poll)
Or with people writing poems about butt fucking me, and then burying me. Apparently. :yuk
Or with people writing poems about butt fucking me, and then burying me. Apparently. :yuk
wasteofspace
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what sexuality are jedwood hommo bi hetro or nonsexual ?
are Jeadwood HETRO -BI - HOMMO SEXUAL ? OR NON SEXUAL AS THEY ARE MACHINES ? (POLL)
first off, this poem will make you cringe,
i am talking about testicles, breast and the minge.
are Jedward teenagers, do they have hormones,
or a carefully constructed dance machine with rhythms and tones.
a bit of retro pop, dance and even 80's fashion,
sound and dress like Micheal Jackson, its pure passion.
but its now getting a bit deranging,
apart from being so touchy feely, boredom they are arranging.
they don't talk about Lady's or girls,
are the alarms ringing,i can hear the bells.
maybe the Joe is being to judge mental,
a tempter could be put "little Britons" only gay in the village in, with his back door for rental.
Amy dose not seem to arouse pinkie or perky,
as for Kerry, they touched her belly but did not get mercy.
whether the boys are bi - hommo - or hetro it dose not matter,
because the only feet they want to hear, is there own patter.
(the joe needs your help and bad? tell me what they are lol or are they machines?)
are Jeadwood HETRO -BI - HOMMO SEXUAL ? OR NON SEXUAL AS THEY ARE MACHINES ? (POLL)
first off, this poem will make you cringe,
i am talking about testicles, breast and the minge.
are Jedward teenagers, do they have hormones,
or a carefully constructed dance machine with rhythms and tones.
a bit of retro pop, dance and even 80's fashion,
sound and dress like Micheal Jackson, its pure passion.
but its now getting a bit deranging,
apart from being so touchy feely, boredom they are arranging.
they don't talk about Lady's or girls,
are the alarms ringing,i can hear the bells.
maybe the Joe is being to judge mental,
a tempter could be put "little Britons" only gay in the village in, with his back door for rental.
Amy dose not seem to arouse pinkie or perky,
as for Kerry, they touched her belly but did not get mercy.
whether the boys are bi - hommo - or hetro it dose not matter,
because the only feet they want to hear, is there own patter.
(the joe needs your help and bad? tell me what they are lol or are they machines?)
wasteofspace
Member
Re: who has learnt the most from the BB experience ? (poll)
retro that is slander lol can not even spell it lol
retro that is slander lol can not even spell it lol
Re: a few no good reasons why we should keep Pamella
I haven't seen it yet, but you're tempting me Joe, it sounds interesting. We'll talk soon
I haven't seen it yet, but you're tempting me Joe, it sounds interesting. We'll talk soon
wasteofspace
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have deadwood sealed there own fate ?
have they sealed there fate
we have all seen the deadwood parade,
its now worse then Christmas, more predictable then slade.
the teenie poppers have succeeded,
i am in my 30's but have servery receded.
and for all the adult deadwood lovers, you are forgiven,
because you are now seeing they are publicity driven.
its very sad and pathetic, there parents must be shamed,
to have one son like this is sad, but 2 leave you blamed.
but all good things must end, here's the crunch,
for adult entertainment, no more will deadwood get a free lunch.
you are both so strange it is scary,
i think you are both gay and never had a hairy marry.
thank you for the x-factor, thanks for big brother,
deadwood please fade or hide away with each other.
(the joe is only exspecting jedward lovers to opose to my poem and they come in 2 types < 1st type kids aged between 3 - 10 and second type people who are mentally not right in the head. and i understand this is most of the uk and exsplains why they have had such a long rain. )
have they sealed there fate
we have all seen the deadwood parade,
its now worse then Christmas, more predictable then slade.
the teenie poppers have succeeded,
i am in my 30's but have servery receded.
and for all the adult deadwood lovers, you are forgiven,
because you are now seeing they are publicity driven.
its very sad and pathetic, there parents must be shamed,
to have one son like this is sad, but 2 leave you blamed.
but all good things must end, here's the crunch,
for adult entertainment, no more will deadwood get a free lunch.
you are both so strange it is scary,
i think you are both gay and never had a hairy marry.
thank you for the x-factor, thanks for big brother,
deadwood please fade or hide away with each other.
(the joe is only exspecting jedward lovers to opose to my poem and they come in 2 types < 1st type kids aged between 3 - 10 and second type people who are mentally not right in the head. and i understand this is most of the uk and exsplains why they have had such a long rain. )
Peter Parka
Well-Known Member
Re: have deadwood sealed there own fate ?
I liked Deadwood, especially Al Swearengen.:thumbup
I liked Deadwood, especially Al Swearengen.:thumbup
wasteofspace
Member
lUCIEN DID YOU JUST GET A BLOW ?
LUCIEN, DID YOU GET A BLOW ?
day one and Lucien seemed a dream,
a young good looking lad, still with all his cream.
then as days went on, was it corruption,
or was it confidence growing or maybe booze consumption.
he was over the moon "Amy" made Luicen tingle,
but Lucien had a girl for fun, kerry, Amy and he is single.
and now he is a kiss-a-gram,
not such a innocent lamb.
you have lost my trust,
i would have accepted one girl, but this is teenage lust.
it will back fire, you done it all in front of a grass,
but you are still to young to understand about the press and there no class.
a lesson will be learned, so its not all bad,
but watching yourself try it on with every lady, is desperate and sad.
you are no way going to win, so don't get merry,
and if i no anything about you, its you will persist at the cherry.
(i thought this guy was loverly when he entered, untill his true cours came out and i relised he is just a player, he need a fall from grace, and watching himself back over this big brother is that fall lol SHAMEEEEEEEEEEE)
LUCIEN, DID YOU GET A BLOW ?
day one and Lucien seemed a dream,
a young good looking lad, still with all his cream.
then as days went on, was it corruption,
or was it confidence growing or maybe booze consumption.
he was over the moon "Amy" made Luicen tingle,
but Lucien had a girl for fun, kerry, Amy and he is single.
and now he is a kiss-a-gram,
not such a innocent lamb.
you have lost my trust,
i would have accepted one girl, but this is teenage lust.
it will back fire, you done it all in front of a grass,
but you are still to young to understand about the press and there no class.
a lesson will be learned, so its not all bad,
but watching yourself try it on with every lady, is desperate and sad.
you are no way going to win, so don't get merry,
and if i no anything about you, its you will persist at the cherry.
(i thought this guy was loverly when he entered, untill his true cours came out and i relised he is just a player, he need a fall from grace, and watching himself back over this big brother is that fall lol SHAMEEEEEEEEEEE)
wasteofspace
Member
the Vagazzle examined and 2 things i no about amy
THE VAGAZZLE EXAMINED AS WELL AS THE AMY
there is a beautiful side to Amy, no joke,
while she was sunbathing, all i thought about was the poke.
what a lovely body, her legs are define,
infarct every part of her body apart from her brain, i would not decline.
to see her with her dog was stimulating,
the talk about love and not the vagazzle was fascinating.
Amy is not a bad girl, and this i respect,
but Joe what is it, something i detect.
a emptiness for sure is scrolling,
seeing how the vagazzle is done will leave imbeciles enrolling.
i no you are massive, the next best thing since sliced bread,
but with roll models like you, our youth's future we should all dread.
thank you Amy for big brother, my brain you did frazzle,
the only thing i no about you is your love for your dog and for the pointless vagazzle.
(hi everyone < are you enjoying this years BB ? personally i feel its the deadwood show and i am bored stiff of it and can not wait for the normal one to begin but anyway hey lol moveing on to someone else i lernt 2 things about Amy while she was in the house and they are 1. she loves her dog and 2. she also loves to do the pointless Vagazzle. with these 2 things under her belt she is going to be a millionaire in no time and be as big as michael jackson. the saddest thing is i am right. what dose it say about society ? )
THE VAGAZZLE EXAMINED AS WELL AS THE AMY
there is a beautiful side to Amy, no joke,
while she was sunbathing, all i thought about was the poke.
what a lovely body, her legs are define,
infarct every part of her body apart from her brain, i would not decline.
to see her with her dog was stimulating,
the talk about love and not the vagazzle was fascinating.
Amy is not a bad girl, and this i respect,
but Joe what is it, something i detect.
a emptiness for sure is scrolling,
seeing how the vagazzle is done will leave imbeciles enrolling.
i no you are massive, the next best thing since sliced bread,
but with roll models like you, our youth's future we should all dread.
thank you Amy for big brother, my brain you did frazzle,
the only thing i no about you is your love for your dog and for the pointless vagazzle.
(hi everyone < are you enjoying this years BB ? personally i feel its the deadwood show and i am bored stiff of it and can not wait for the normal one to begin but anyway hey lol moveing on to someone else i lernt 2 things about Amy while she was in the house and they are 1. she loves her dog and 2. she also loves to do the pointless Vagazzle. with these 2 things under her belt she is going to be a millionaire in no time and be as big as michael jackson. the saddest thing is i am right. what dose it say about society ? )
wasteofspace
Member
never thought i would say this - can not wait till Thursday
never thought i would say this - can not wait till Thursday
everyone No's the Joe and my big brother obsession,
but i can not wait till Thursday to rid my depression.
we all no the winner, its a full gone conclusion,
this great show is no more, its just a bad illusion.
the cast is dyer, there is no focal,
paddy is the only true and decent one, and all i hear is the deadwood vocal.
you have screwed up, endemol, big brother and 5 channel,
as if the world could love deadwood, its to much flannel.
we need a spokes person to come out and admit,
to have deadwood as central and the winner, was a idea that is shit.
you should all be done under the "discrimination act",
apart from deadwood, we have gained nothing and that's a farct.
normal big brother is starting, the launch is Friday,
but just like CBB, if you already have a winner, its die day.
please learn big brother, just film and equally display,
and you will once again be no1 with out any delay.
(the only people that are going to object to my poem are the kids aged between 3-10 who love deadwood, apart from that i am sure everyone can see that by only focusing on deadwood - they have killed off bigbrother and might as well rename it deadwood-BORE.) i have emailed bb and asked if they already have the winner of the normal big brother thats starts this thursday to save me watching it. or is the Joe being a bit to harsh?)
never thought i would say this - can not wait till Thursday
everyone No's the Joe and my big brother obsession,
but i can not wait till Thursday to rid my depression.
we all no the winner, its a full gone conclusion,
this great show is no more, its just a bad illusion.
the cast is dyer, there is no focal,
paddy is the only true and decent one, and all i hear is the deadwood vocal.
you have screwed up, endemol, big brother and 5 channel,
as if the world could love deadwood, its to much flannel.
we need a spokes person to come out and admit,
to have deadwood as central and the winner, was a idea that is shit.
you should all be done under the "discrimination act",
apart from deadwood, we have gained nothing and that's a farct.
normal big brother is starting, the launch is Friday,
but just like CBB, if you already have a winner, its die day.
please learn big brother, just film and equally display,
and you will once again be no1 with out any delay.
(the only people that are going to object to my poem are the kids aged between 3-10 who love deadwood, apart from that i am sure everyone can see that by only focusing on deadwood - they have killed off bigbrother and might as well rename it deadwood-BORE.) i have emailed bb and asked if they already have the winner of the normal big brother thats starts this thursday to save me watching it. or is the Joe being a bit to harsh?)
Re: never thought i would say this - can not wait till Thursday
neither can I...NFL season starts...can't wait!!!!
wasteofspace
Member
is Aden making a fool of himself (poll)
day 6 from theJoe
day 6 started after last nights "Rebechka" snub,
Mark and Aden cuddled, no hard feelings, in Aden it did rub.
Louise is a nice lady, its a theJoe like possibility,
seeing her talk in the diary room about loosing one friend, shows her venerability.
now onto Marks story's that involved 2 thinks with cocks,
when he explained about his tortoises and both being male, i laughed off my socks.
back to the boring no chance triangle,
Rebechka is moaning about having to give Aden cuddle, its a self inflicted tangle.
then onto boy v girl in a fish fight,
the smell was vile, and even sushi did not go down right.
back to the triangle and yet again one more confusion,
Rebechka and Aden agreed to cool things, but i predict its a illusion.
now onto the whole point of this game and Rebeckha is speculating,
she told Heaven and Tashie there are big game players,but herself she failed in calculating.
back to sushi and its Arrons first ever try,
his face explained it all, this stuff you can only eat if you cook or fry.
now respect to Arron for this little tease,
Rebechka and mark he said were giving it loads of cheese.
now a downer £50 lost for food norms talk,
no-one crying yet,but this issue like Aden will stalk.
Aden exchanged kisses with Rebekha and said good night,
the far-ct he never jumped in her bed, he done one thing right.
the strip was next first mark then tom they streaked,
a few jumped in the pool, this house has freaked.
Jay Fancy's Faye and thinks she is a bonny lass,
but he was adamant nothing would happen, is this just gas.
lastly its Arron, he dose not no where to sleep,
thank you BB day 6 was fun by the Heep.
(this is how theJoe saw day 6 and all what has happened, but what i want to no is - is Aden making a fool of himself with rebechka ? i personaly think he is and will loose all street cred if he had any to start with, but his frineds must be laughing at him as he is making a fool of himself, i dont exspect any teeny poppers to agree with me as they are to young to even understand what this means. but it will be interesting to see if there are any positive comments for Aden at all. )
day 6 from theJoe
day 6 started after last nights "Rebechka" snub,
Mark and Aden cuddled, no hard feelings, in Aden it did rub.
Louise is a nice lady, its a theJoe like possibility,
seeing her talk in the diary room about loosing one friend, shows her venerability.
now onto Marks story's that involved 2 thinks with cocks,
when he explained about his tortoises and both being male, i laughed off my socks.
back to the boring no chance triangle,
Rebechka is moaning about having to give Aden cuddle, its a self inflicted tangle.
then onto boy v girl in a fish fight,
the smell was vile, and even sushi did not go down right.
back to the triangle and yet again one more confusion,
Rebechka and Aden agreed to cool things, but i predict its a illusion.
now onto the whole point of this game and Rebeckha is speculating,
she told Heaven and Tashie there are big game players,but herself she failed in calculating.
back to sushi and its Arrons first ever try,
his face explained it all, this stuff you can only eat if you cook or fry.
now respect to Arron for this little tease,
Rebechka and mark he said were giving it loads of cheese.
now a downer £50 lost for food norms talk,
no-one crying yet,but this issue like Aden will stalk.
Aden exchanged kisses with Rebekha and said good night,
the far-ct he never jumped in her bed, he done one thing right.
the strip was next first mark then tom they streaked,
a few jumped in the pool, this house has freaked.
Jay Fancy's Faye and thinks she is a bonny lass,
but he was adamant nothing would happen, is this just gas.
lastly its Arron, he dose not no where to sleep,
thank you BB day 6 was fun by the Heep.
(this is how theJoe saw day 6 and all what has happened, but what i want to no is - is Aden making a fool of himself with rebechka ? i personaly think he is and will loose all street cred if he had any to start with, but his frineds must be laughing at him as he is making a fool of himself, i dont exspect any teeny poppers to agree with me as they are to young to even understand what this means. but it will be interesting to see if there are any positive comments for Aden at all. )
Re: is Aden making a fool of himself (poll)
:sleep::sleep::sleep::lala::lala::lala::blah::blah::blah::blah:
wasteofspace
Member
how big is Toms tools ? (poll) 1inch 2inch 3inch and bigger?
day 7
welcome in, its our Cillar,
could Arron please meet Louise for a date and not a chiller.
but first Arron has to do the budget,
will he get all booze or be sensible and fudge-it.
he played sensible and got everything accept a few,
to the party and good times, away he blew.
then it was time for the 3 to become 1 desperado,
because what now happens is the same as bbc1 Eldardo.
personally theJoe thinks its wrong,
she was a big character, even if her arrogance was strong.
Jane Fonda to the rescue, its no time to be lazy,
so put on a bikini and excercise, i present Maisy.
on the chat Mark and Arron who are mischievous,
that don't matter, Arron is onto Rebechka, he thinks she is devious.
now Alex was forced into something by the boss,
big brother was so fed up of her doing nothing, it was time for weight loss.
a speedometer was attached and was told 2 miles she must walk,
the girl done something, at least her family can now talk.
now biscuit gate and was it wrong or correct,
rebechka and Faye accused Heaven of eating, hate Rebechka will collect.
onto Rebechka again and she now thinks Arron is arrogant and flash,
but he has marked her cards, she will so badly crash.
now close your eyes its time to snog,
is this a desperate attempt by Arron, never the less tom never told him to on jog.
Heaven is now in the diary room complaining,
she thinks she has been set up, her eyes raining.
the triangle is now a square,
Rebechka refused to kiss Aden but with Tom she did tong share.
Alex passed her walk-a-phon and got a reward,
all the girls got beauty products, Alex they did applaud.
more men on men now, its Arron and Tom,
he gave Tom a love bite, is he preying he don't nom.
Aden the big man told Jay about Rebechka and tom kissing,
we can all see Aden is smitten, maturity he is missing.
Tashie's name called along with the thunder,
i am surprised we are all here and not down under.
Faye was crying which i spotted,
i to would have prefer Tashie to stay, so she truly got knotted.
but shes gone, first one to bite the dust,
shame on you Tashie, go and hide and rust.
(ARE YOU LOT ON OFFTOPICZ STILL WATCHING ? DO THESE GUYS HAVE BOTTLE OR WHAT, I WOULD NEVER GET NAKED ON TV NEVER - WOULD YOU ?)
day 7
welcome in, its our Cillar,
could Arron please meet Louise for a date and not a chiller.
but first Arron has to do the budget,
will he get all booze or be sensible and fudge-it.
he played sensible and got everything accept a few,
to the party and good times, away he blew.
then it was time for the 3 to become 1 desperado,
because what now happens is the same as bbc1 Eldardo.
personally theJoe thinks its wrong,
she was a big character, even if her arrogance was strong.
Jane Fonda to the rescue, its no time to be lazy,
so put on a bikini and excercise, i present Maisy.
on the chat Mark and Arron who are mischievous,
that don't matter, Arron is onto Rebechka, he thinks she is devious.
now Alex was forced into something by the boss,
big brother was so fed up of her doing nothing, it was time for weight loss.
a speedometer was attached and was told 2 miles she must walk,
the girl done something, at least her family can now talk.
now biscuit gate and was it wrong or correct,
rebechka and Faye accused Heaven of eating, hate Rebechka will collect.
onto Rebechka again and she now thinks Arron is arrogant and flash,
but he has marked her cards, she will so badly crash.
now close your eyes its time to snog,
is this a desperate attempt by Arron, never the less tom never told him to on jog.
Heaven is now in the diary room complaining,
she thinks she has been set up, her eyes raining.
the triangle is now a square,
Rebechka refused to kiss Aden but with Tom she did tong share.
Alex passed her walk-a-phon and got a reward,
all the girls got beauty products, Alex they did applaud.
more men on men now, its Arron and Tom,
he gave Tom a love bite, is he preying he don't nom.
Aden the big man told Jay about Rebechka and tom kissing,
we can all see Aden is smitten, maturity he is missing.
Tashie's name called along with the thunder,
i am surprised we are all here and not down under.
Faye was crying which i spotted,
i to would have prefer Tashie to stay, so she truly got knotted.
but shes gone, first one to bite the dust,
shame on you Tashie, go and hide and rust.
(ARE YOU LOT ON OFFTOPICZ STILL WATCHING ? DO THESE GUYS HAVE BOTTLE OR WHAT, I WOULD NEVER GET NAKED ON TV NEVER - WOULD YOU ?)
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