story thread

[AtlanticBlue99]

the motorcade of stangs and trucks followed the map to the playboy mansion where......

 

[matt0114]

they found gm killer doing what appeared to be......

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

having intercom sex with the guard at the front gate. this guard got mad and......

 

[matt0114]

let the attack dogs out to kill gm :banana

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

gm opened his loosed hairy asshole and a dog got its long nose stuck in it. gm liked the anal plug and began to taunt the gathering spectators.

 

[matt0114]

:barf :barf :barf :barf :barf

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

gm saw that blue got his 7000th token posting about him and began to charge at the offtopicz.net members.....

 

[matt0114]

but the members had planned for an attack, and had a bunch of marbles that they threw on the ground in front of gm....

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

gm made sex beads out of the marbles and foiled all oncoming attacks.. but wait....

 

[artisan00]

gm made sex beads out of the marbles and foiled all oncoming attacks.. but wait....

he then realized, these were no ordinary marbles that he had just fashioned into a crude sexual weapon...

 

[Tazzy]

Now T sighs ........... and says she wonts to see him us this Crude sexual weapon ......BUT shes really not sure if she does are not :dunno :dunno

 

[Bossman351]

So GMkiller poked the marbles into his ass one at a time and began to fart them out at hyper speed. At this time....

 

[artisan00]

one of the speeding marbles hit an attack dog on the nose - suffice to say, the dog was not amused...

 

[Tazzy]

So the dog in anger ..... turned around and bit off GMs balls one at a time ........

 

[HOTRODSnBOOZE]

..the dog sounded like a pack of wolves fighting over a piece of liver until all two of them were completely devoured.

 

[MikeHawke]

since GMKilla had such little balls, the dogs were still hungry for more so they tore him up and ate every last bit of his pathetic corpse.

........With the ordeal now over, the rest of the stangers who had travelled so far and wide in their quest for revenge on the troll known as GM killer packed poor stangmang's bleeding rectum with tampons and began to dance and sing in celebration knowing that their long and arduous journey had finally come to an end and justice had finally been served

.........do the the safety dance. :woot

 

[Tazzy]

POOR doggie as he swallows then he begins to choke .... couching and gagging as if they were poison are something ......

 

[MikeHawke]

POOR doggie as he swallows then he begins to choke .... couching and gagging as if they were poison are something ......

NEW STORY.......


once there was a forum known as joehayes.org, then things began to grow and change (like cyber puberty).

All the cool members from "another" site began to join in.......





EDIT: Sorry, I didn't mean to go ahead and be the starter/finisher guy. My bad. :dunno

Carry on with the old story. I just thought it was done and my new one seems to suck anyway so let's get back on track.[/i]

 

[Tazzy]

one by one they began to slowly move to this new sight .... its a fun place to hang out they say .... and others start to follow

 

[HOTRODSnBOOZE]

wait, I'm still trying to picture the dog couching and gagging :laughing ....
....and who died and made you finisher/starter guy? :fu ...