story thread

[artisan00]

which made polishing his shoes very difficult....since the beast was in the way, and because he was continually vommiting on the shoes anyhow...

 

[Tim]

Having enough of this crap, Mike punched the bitch in the side of her head so hard, that it made her...

 

[artisan00]

bite off his happy stick... this caused..

 

[HOTRODSnBOOZE]

.... her tits explode..

 

[artisan00]

(to clarify, lets just asume that both of the aforementioned events happened...)

.. getting all kinda weird fliuids all over the street...

 

[HOTRODSnBOOZE]

(to clarify, lets just asume that both of the aforementioned events happened...)

.. getting all kinda weird fliuids all over the street...

..which promted our next Super hero....SPONGE BOY ....able to soak up disgusting stuff in a single suck!

*Booze yells to to back stage through megaphone!* CUE THE FUCKING SPONGE BOY MUSIC YOU INCOMPETENT USELESS IDOITS! *mumbles* Fuck me, where do they find these retartds!

 

[artisan00]

after soaking up all the disgusting shizzle in one massive suckszizzle, our hero sponge boy became terribbly ill... only one thing could help him now...

*cue up "rappers delight" *...

 

[MikeHawke]

wait, wait, wait interrupted MikeHawke, getting up from the gooey streets.

All the offtopiczers cheered with joy as their hero Mike rose to his feet.

We thought the beast had slain thee by biting off thy love organ.....the source of your great strength, they cried.

No, said Mike while pulling down his pants to reveal the largest, most beautiful penis ever witnessed by a human being.

That was not my REAL organ the beast devoured. It was simply a strap on simulation created by my friend Sidewayz......he has hundreds of them, you know.

Mike went on to further reveal that it was a brilliant plan concocted by Tim, Greg and Eric in order to lure the beast to it's knees where they knew it would be vulnerable.

Fortunately, our hero Mike/Bill volunteered for the hazardous and certainly disgusting mission.

 

[artisan00]

mike/bill now turned to the rapidly deteriorating sponge boy, and began dancing to the music (that artisan cued up but noone turned off yet)..

 

[MikeHawke]

mike/bill now turned to the rapidly deteriorating sponge boy, and began dancing to the music (that artisan cued up but noone turned off yet)..

Mike turns to spongeboy and says.........

Thank you spongeboy......you will not have died in vain, my old friend. The beast known as mustangmomma AKA babygurl2000 has been slain and all are safe in the land of offtopicz.

....and will someone turn off that fuckin music....jeez.

 

[artisan00]

*fry walks into offtopiczland*

dont turn it off! safety dance!

*walks out of offtopiczland*

 

[artisan00]

*bump* :dunno , i thought it was fun...