story thread

[MikeHawke]

one dark day, God himself invited satan to the site as test of the will of these brave new pioneers.....

 

[MikeHawke]

wait, I'm still trying to picture the dog couching and gagging....
....and who died and made you finisher/starter guy? :fu ...

GM Killer :fu

 

[Tazzy]

did God invite satan are was it a test to see what would happen if this person showed up at the new sight ?????????

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

the ending to the first story was a big cliffhanger. did the offtopiczers go home or just party for all eternity :dunno

i say the offtopiczers should lead a crusade against any and all internet fighters. they should show up and join in real combat to show the internet fighters what pussys they are :rock

 

[artisan00]

revenge of the post whores. part II

now that our heroic team has rid the intarweb of such a dangerous internet tough guy, they have decided to take on a new challenge - an internet toughie also known as...

 

[HOTRODSnBOOZE]

...PENIS BOY....he can piss a condom off over tall buildings in a single bound.

 

[Mini Vin]

one day while he was walking down the street, he ran into.....

 

[artisan00]

a brick wall - throwing him into a quasi-hallucinogenic state....

 

[mdvaldosta]

things looked rainbowish... his condom kinda resembled the face of someone named:

 

[sidewayz4.6]

Babygurl2000

 

[Tim]

Even with all the super powers Penis Boy has, he could not stomach seeing BabyGurl's face at the end of his pecker and violently puked right into...

 

[MikeHawke]

Babygurl2000

who turned out to be the devil who was invited by god to test the good people of OFFTOPICZ.

 

[Tazzy]

But God being the Angel he is ( supposedly ) said he neverinvited Satan over here .......So how did Penis get her on his head

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

he watched cnn.....

 

[Tazzy]

Still not sure how she got there .... Penis in shocked and still wondering how he got this diease growing out of the head of his DICK ........

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

the disease might have come fform ex-girlfriend named....

 

[Tazzy]

Question now ..... was it the G/F are the one that was banned from MF .......... HUM ... we wonder if God knows

 

[StangMang]

you guys talking about sidewayz's dick?? :barf

 

[Tazzy]

you guys talking about sidewayz's dick?? :barf

No this is SPenis and his growth (( were not sure who are what the growth is ))

 

[artisan00]

guys, guys, back to the narrative