story thread

[mdvaldosta]

he wanted more than a bj... he wanted:

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

full anal carnage and a beer *bobbys a minor*.....

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

booby thought he could take out gm killer and his hostage stangmang for not only prostitution, but also contributing to the delinquency of a minor, so he dropped his drawers and.....

 

[artisan00]

booby thought he could take out gm killer and his hostage stangmang for not only prostitution, but also contributing to the delinquency of a minor, so he dropped his drawers and.....

realized his police badge said booby!... when the 2 guys kneeling in the lot noticed that, they ...

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

said: i cant believe i just sucked a booby! yuk! then they.....

 

[matt0114]

kidnapped officer "booby" and took him to gm's secret hideout, where:

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

20vVolvo was waiting with.....

 

[Veronica]

an anal probe...

 

[matt0114]

and little furry rodents, and a lot of lube :barf :barf :barf :barf :wtf

 

[artisan00]

he began to lube up all the little critters, and mentioned that all of the little guys hadnt eaten anything in a few days.. :wtf :dunno

 

[matt0114]

then an army of folks from offtopicz.net came to rescue StangMang from the horrors he was enduring...

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

when they arrived, mang was duct taped to a wall with a rodent slipping in and out of his ass. mang cried: help! help!.....

 

[matt0114]

they were then faced with a decision...take the time to help StangMang, or let him hang on the wall with the rodents and hunt down gm killer....

 

[Veronica]

they decided to let stangmang sit there while they all ran out the door after GM...

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

AtlanticBlue99, being all scared of anal rape and shit, decided to stay back and help stangmang, who was in desperate terror. the others.....

 

[matt0114]

searched through the woods to find gm killer, to thier suprize the only thing they found was ....

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

a balled up rubber and a crumpled up map of southern california.....

 

[matt0114]

so they all pack up thier stuff, get in the stangs, and head over to Southern California....where they meet up with....

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

AB99 and stangmang, who heard about the findings and wanted revenge.....

 

[matt0114]

but first, they had to go find HRnB, get his kick azz trucks, and party some.... :boozie after the party:.....