story thread

[Tazzy]

Ok Art lets go from here

 

[artisan00]

so where were we.
p3nis boy is walking aorund and he has this strange condom which freaks him out. while he is trying to fgure out how to fix this issue, he is confronted by non-other than the POST WHORES (by day, known as offtopicz.net), who begin to...

 

[Tazzy]

Question Penis about this growth and ask him ..... what ever did you do to deserve this ???????

 

[sp3nis]

you guys talking about sidewayz's dick?? :barf

No this is SPenis and his growth (( were not sure who are what the growth is ))

neither do i.... but why does it have to be p3nis?

 

[Veronica]

Question Penis about this growth and ask him ..... what ever did you do to deserve this ???????

He then realized that he wasnt safe with his ex and that is probably the reason for this growth.. so he went to the doc to get it looked at...

 

[MikeHawke]

Question Penis about this growth and ask him ..... what ever did you do to deserve this ???????

He then realized that he wasnt safe with his ex and that is probably the reason for this growth.. so he went to the doc to get it looked at...

maybe he was just taking those pills that promise "penis growth" :dunno

 

[Jugador]

hahaha yeah i don't suppose they promise which kind of growth you'll get eh?

 

[Veronica]

(why are yall messing up the story?)

the doc told him that he needs to cut off the juice and maybe it will go away. e also gave him a cream and told him no sex for atleast 6 weeks until it clears up....

 

[sidewayz4.6]

Give it up. Jan, Jug and the Canadian fucked it all up!


Time for a new story...

 

[Veronica]

Once upon a time in offtopicz land......

 

[StangMang]

Once upon a time in offtopicz land......

there lived a man named Wepeel. He was a wise man of many pebbles and liked to lick the snails off of....

 

[Veronica]

toes.. he was a man that everyone was scared to talk to except...

 

[MikeHawke]

toes.. he was a man that everyone was scared to talk to except...

me.... I was the only one brave enough to approach the evil, creepy the toe snail sucking creature.

Until, one fateful day.......

 

[mdvaldosta]

The creater... aka mustangmomma aka babygurl... wanted to have sex with Mike Hawk, and he said

 

[MikeHawke]

The creater... aka mustangmomma aka babygurl... wanted to have sex with Mike Hawk, and he said

:barf

 

[artisan00]

and made a huge vomit mess all over his..

 

[MikeHawke]

new shoes?

 

[sidewayz4.6]

But the crazy Canadian took one for the team despite the vomiting...

 

[artisan00]

and while polishing his new shoes back to their original gleam, he..

 

[sidewayz4.6]

allowed the beast to polish his knob.