story thread

[StangMang]

...StangMang was perplexed by GM's reaction...HE LIKED IT!... :barf

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

gm came all over stangmangs face and....

 

[mdvaldosta]

stangmang said it tasted like:

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

the stuff his male physics teacher told him to drink one day after school doing some extra credit....

 

[artisan00]

which was soo bad, that he had to set his whole face on fire to get the taste out his mouth - after he put the fire out,...

 

[StangMang]

he realized that he hates his life for entering this thread lol and...

 

[mdvaldosta]

wanted to be whisked away to a happy place with his newfound love gmkiller... but first

 

[matt0114]

They went for a romantic ride in the fairy flaming mustang...

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

he looked at gmkiller and said:

 

[matt0114]

do you think 20vVolvo is home? :humpnana

 

[Veronica]

GM replied : nope, hes already at my place. They continued down the road until they got to...

 

[matt0114]

a winn dixie:

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

they parked in a handicapped spot...

 

[MikeHawke]

where they stopped for rubbers and lube

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

gm had no money since he lost a race to a civic the night before...

 

[matt0114]

so the were giving bj's in the parkin lot for 5$, but no one seemed to wanted one, except for....

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

an undercover prostitution sting cop....

 

[artisan00]

otherwise known as..

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

bobby the post whore....

 

[artisan00]

and as the post whore approached the pathetic couple in the parking lot,