The Flood And Noah

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Alien Allen

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the amount of chloroform is impossible to compute since it only lasts so long and that was the original Gilligans Island as far as being out to sea and castaway. And then you have the concept of Noah running around and giving it to the animals 24/7

Is that in the bible by the way:D
 

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the amount of chloroform is impossible to compute since it only lasts so long and that was the original Gilligans Island as far as being out to sea and castaway. And then you have the concept of Noah running around and giving it to the animals 24/7

Is that in the bible by the way:D
oh but noah was capable of that, because god talked to him and told him to build a boat... if he just waited, he could have put two of each into a cargo container on a container ship... you could put a lot of fuckin animals in there, and they would be contained to one another... if god is so smart, he would know that we would invent container ships, and they could just put them in there...
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oh but noah was capable of that, because god talked to him and told him to build a boat... if he just waited, he could have put two of each into a cargo container on a container ship... you could put a lot of fuckin animals in there, and they would be contained to one another... if god is so smart, he would know that we would invent container ships, and they could just put them in there...
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that looks like it could be the precursor of the Crab fishing boats :D
 

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Now please help me out here, how can you say this was the actions of a perfect god?
Ok, lets for the sake of argument take the Bible as truth. There were some bad men in the world but you honestly cant tell be they were all bad, The Bible itself says -

so god said I am going to wipe men whom I have created off the surface of the ground, from man to domestic animal, to moving and to flying creatue of the heavans, because I do regret that I have made them. - Genisis 6:7

Hmm, he regrets making them, dosen't sound like someone who is perfect to me.

So what was mankind doing that was so bad? Lets look to the Bible once again -

For as they were in those days before the flood, eating and drinking, men marrying and women being given in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark; - Matthew 24:38

Dosent sound so bad, who of you can say this isn't what you get up to? Ok, you argue, I'm taking it out of context. Fair point, lets read on in the next verse shall we?

and they took no note untill the flood came and swept them all away - Matthew 24:39

So it was taking no note that was their downfall? Ok, say some beardy old man started making a big box and collecting a zoo in it. If he told you to join him on it, wouldn't you think him a nutter and stay away? I'm sure you would. So is this a good reason for you to be drowned? Hmmm...
And God spake unto Fred and Sayeth He, "I brought you into this world, I'll take you out." :eek
 

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the bible said:
For as they were in those days before the flood, eating and drinking, men marrying and women being given in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark
if that was bad and made god wipe out the earth, then what are we today? if that was bad, we are really gods-damn fracked up! maybe we are over-due for the spin-cycle!:24:
 

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if that was bad and made god wipe out the earth, then what are we today? if that was bad, we are really gods-damn fucked up! maybe we are over-due for the spin-cycle!:24:

Well that's what Revelations is all about you know... most of us *are* going to hell in a handbasket. I'll be there with all my friends. :D
 

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And God spake unto Fred and Sayeth He, "I brought you into this world, I'll take you out." :eek

if that was bad and made god wipe out the earth, then what are we today? if that was bad, we are really gods-damn fracked up! maybe we are over-due for the spin-cycle!:24:

Well that's what Revelations is all about you know... most of us *are* going to hell in a handbasket. I'll be there with all my friends. :D
i thought that was the topic... no wonder i stay away from religious debate, i cant seem to get it right, i always frack it up! what the frack is wrong with me? :24:
 
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