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Boomer

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Granted, but you fall off the bun and roll onto an ant pile. It takes 12 hours for them to devour you piece at a time. You feel it all! Muahahahahaha!


I wish I was free.
 
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you're sold for no money to a petting zoo. you're never allowed to eat people food again.


i wish i had the highest rep in all the land
 

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bad thought's can't close my eye's now get the thought's out of my head *grabs sander to take layer off eye's

i wish i had a sander
 

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Your laptop is the fastest in the world. Too fast to be able to load such sites as OTz...

I wish I wasn't so damn lazy
 

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you become a workaholic, get chronic anxiety, which leads to erectile dysfunction.

i wish i could give the best sex in the world
 

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You do. But women can't handle it, and word spreads fast. Your only options are men and farm animals.

I wish I could understand women!
 

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wish granted but it drives you crazy and you jump off a bridge

i wish i looked like barbie
 
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wish granted but it drives you crazy and you jump off a bridge

i wish i looked like barbie

Wish granted, but you will have a brain like barbie as well. I wish I can have my phd now without doing anything.
 

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wish granted but its a phd in political science and the only job you can find is pizza delivery.

I wish I was in bed right now.
 
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Wish granted but you got weird people knocking on your door every five minutes so you keep getting out of bed. I wish Jesus is coming back tonight and my whole family and I and my best friends are saved.
 
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