Good wish/bad wish

[Boomer]

Granted, but you fall off the bun and roll onto an ant pile. It takes 12 hours for them to devour you piece at a time. You feel it all! Muahahahahaha!


I wish I was free.

 

[memento_mori]

you're sold for no money to a petting zoo. you're never allowed to eat people food again.


i wish i had the highest rep in all the land

 

[CRZY72004]

granted servers change and you lose it all

wish i could see the future

 

[Boomer]

Granted. You see me sexin yer mom.

Wish I had a quad.

 

[CRZY72004]

granted but the quad run you over as you get to my house and out of your car before the fact

wish i could fly

 

[Boomer]

granted but the quad run you over as you get to my house and out of your car before the fact

wish i could fly

:wtf:

 

[drb]

wish granted you just can't land

i wish i was happy

 

[CRZY72004]

:wtf:

can't have you sexing my mommy:yuk

 

[Boomer]

can't have you sexing my mommy:yuk

LOL Fucked ya up on that one eh? Sorry dood! Didnt mean to invoke some mental visuals.

 

[CRZY72004]

bad thought's can't close my eye's now get the thought's out of my head *grabs sander to take layer off eye's

i wish i had a sander

 

[memento_mori]

you get the sander, but you can still hear boomer and your mom in the next room

wish i could read peoples thoughts2

 

[memento_mori]

wish granted you just can't land

i wish i was happy

you do become happy. you meet a wonderful man, and you have a wonderful night of passion. then you find out he gave you herpes.


wish i had a faster laptop

 

[dt3]

Your laptop is the fastest in the world. Too fast to be able to load such sites as OTz...

I wish I wasn't so damn lazy

 

[memento_mori]

you become a workaholic, get chronic anxiety, which leads to erectile dysfunction.

i wish i could give the best sex in the world

 

[dt3]

You do. But women can't handle it, and word spreads fast. Your only options are men and farm animals.

I wish I could understand women!

 

[drb]

wish granted but it drives you crazy and you jump off a bridge

i wish i looked like barbie

 

[Magic P]

wish granted but it drives you crazy and you jump off a bridge

i wish i looked like barbie

Wish granted, but you will have a brain like barbie as well. I wish I can have my phd now without doing anything.

 

[ouachiski]

wish granted but its a phd in political science and the only job you can find is pizza delivery.

I wish I was in bed right now.

 

[Magic P]

Wish granted but you got weird people knocking on your door every five minutes so you keep getting out of bed. I wish Jesus is coming back tonight and my whole family and I and my best friends are saved.

 

[memento_mori]

you and your family are saved, but your dog fluffy is sent to hell

wish i had more motivation