Good wish/bad wish

[CRZY72004]

granted the disk is scratched and they wont replace it

I wish I was on a beach

 

[memento_mori]

on a nude beach full of ugly people.

i wish i had someone to be happy with

 

[dt3]

Wish granted. Unfortunately that person isn't happy with you, beats you and takes all your cash.

I wish I was the leading post whore.

 

[CRZY72004]

granted but V ban's u

I wish I was rich

 

[memento_mori]

your name is legally changed to richard and everyone calls you dick.

i wish i knew everything

 

[dt3]

Granted. Unfortunately you now know everytime your parents have sex. This drives you to madness and you kill yourself.

I wish I was a rock star

 

[Boomer]

Granted, but you od and drown in your own puke.

I wish I had a 5 string bass.

 

[dt3]

Granted. But it used to belong to Freddy Mercury and you catch AIDS from it

I wish I was born in the 60's

 

[Slim_Jesta]

Wish granted. You were born in...1760!

I wish I was eating a steak

 

[memento_mori]

you get a juicy filet mignon with extra mad cow disease.

i wish i was a cow

 

[Slim_Jesta]

Wish granted, except you have Mad Cow Disease

I wish to be as tall as the person below me

 

[memento_mori]

you become 5'10, but your body is all funky, extruded, and skinny like mine. girls laugh at you when you take your shirt off.

i wish i were in florida

 

[UncleBacon]

wish granted but within the 1st hour of arriving you forget to put sun block on and get burned so bad from the son you spend the rest of your time in the hospital

I wish V happiness

 

[UncleBacon]

Wish granted, but unfortunatelly they all will all weigh about 350lbs a piece.

I wish I could win the next 10 rodeo's I participate in.

that answer doesn't make any sense...or is it just me???I wished someone happiness....and they all weigh 350lbs a piece:confused

 

[dt3]

Wish granted, but unfortunatelly they all will all weigh about 350lbs a piece.

I wish I could win the next 10 rodeo's I participate in.

Wish granted, but because of your success you end up getting stalked by a creepy male rodeo clown.

I wish I was out of the Marine Corps already

 

[memento_mori]

you get out of the marines but the terrorists win

i wish i knew what sundvl was talking about

 

[dt3]

Hahaha! Memento, you don't know how right you might be!!!!

Wish granted, but thinking like him slowly rots your brain and you end up in a rubber room.

I wish I didn't have to wait 30 seconds between posts

 

[Sneakiecat]

Granted but you have to wait 30 minutes instead.

I wish I didn't feel queasy.

 

[dt3]

Granted, but the baby pops out of your stomach Aliens style

I wish you'd have the damn kid already!

 

[memento_mori]

the baby is born and shits all over your free time

i wish i were an oscar myer weiner