Good wish/bad wish

[ouachiski]

wish granted but you wake up floating somewhere in the atlantic

I wish I was a baller.

 

[drb]

to crazy

wish granted but nobody posts...

 

[drb]

oops

i wish i wasn't at work right now.

 

[CRZY72004]

wish granted but then you realize that it's already true wish wasted

wish I was by a pool

 

[CRZY72004]

wish granted but a fact is a fact

i wish i could have a drink now

 

[drb]

wish granted but since you didn't specify so you get urine Bwahahaha

i wish i had more money

 

[CRZY72004]

wish granted but since you didn't specify so you get urine Bwahahaha

i wish i had more money

ouch

wish granted but uncle sam is you best friend

I wish I could have a beer WITH hopps

 

[CRZY72004]

wish granted but you only got a dollar

i wish my mom was here right now.

happy hour and a tab

wish granted you tell her how much you love her

I wish it was quitting time

 

[drb]

wish granted you quit breathing

i wish my boss would get a kidney stone

 

[CRZY72004]

wish granted but you get the matching set

wish I was at lunch

 

[Boomer]

Wish granted, but in your apple rests a razor blade. Bon apetite.:tongue:

I wish I was a samurai warrior.

 

[drb]

wish granted but then you get owned by a ninja
(cause ninja's are freakin sweet

i wish my ears didn't hurt

 

[Boomer]

Wish granted, you mop up skeet at the local poke n smoke.

wish i was taller.

 

[Boomer]

Wish granted, now your cranked and if your pulse rate gets too low, you die!

Wish I had a stapler.

 

[Boomer]

Wish granted, you get laid by a rock monster on a bed of nails.

Wish I had a car.

 

[drb]

wish granted but you can't land

i wish i wasn't so cold in here

 

[Boomer]

WIsh granted, he flips out and kills your whole fucking family.

I wish I still had my super soaker 50.

 

[drb]

wish granted but you decide to fill it with acid which then eats though the plastic then eats through you


i wish i were a fish

 

[drb]

wish granted you dye your hair however it does help with intelligence:tongue:

i wish i was high right now

 

[CRZY72004]

iwsh granted but you fall from the sky and go splat

wish I was at home