Good wish/bad wish

[memento_mori]

you do, but you're raped by a gang of dolphins


i wish i were a dolphin. they're one of the few mammals that have sex for fun,

 

[drb]

wish granted but the newest sex craze is screwing blow holes in aquatic mammals, hoards of men flock to the oceans, dolphins become extinct.

i wish it would rain

 

[memento_mori]

it rains acid, your make up is ruined.

i wish it would thunderstorm

 

[drb]

wish granted but you get struck by lightning

i wish i could travel thru time

 

[memento_mori]

you do, but you're trapped in the present.


i wish my room were clean

 

[dt3]

Granted. But now you see the body of the hobo you killed while blacked-out drunk. You try to dispose of it, but a nosy neighbor sees and calls the cops. Now you're Bubba's bitch.

I wish it wasn't raining

 

[drb]

wish granted it stops raining forever, the world dries up, everything dies.

i wish i was in outer-space

 

[memento_mori]

you're in outerspace. it's a complete vacuum. you can't scream, there's no air, you die frantic, alone, and trapped in the endless void.

i wish i had a cookie.

 

[dt3]

Granted. You're in outer space. With no space suit or oxygen. You implode.

I wish it was Monday so I could watch the 24 season finale...

 

[Boomer]

Granted, but Keifer died during the week and the show was cancelled for a lost boys tribute.

Wish I had a blunt.

 

[drb]

wish granted cookie is your 80 year-old next door neighbor

wish granted but aleins attack, blow up all satilites, and you see nothing but snow on your tv screen

i wish i could scream

 

[drb]

wish granted but it's filled with tabacco

i wish you were a beer

 

[Boomer]

WIsh granted, and you swallowed

wish I were on an island

 

[drb]

wish granted but you got there when your plane crashed, you die of gangrene after 4 days

i wish i was having sex right now

 

[memento_mori]

you do, but it's like my post in the kill the previous poster thread.


i wish i had something to eat

 

[Magic P]

You had more motivation on robbing a bank and then you got caught by cops and are sent to jail for 15yrs.
I wish I could have a flat of my own.

 

[memento_mori]

you get your own flat, but your annoying flat mate still visits you


wish i could go to florida

 

[Bagel]

you go to florida, but its because you are brought up on grand theft auto charges from your last vacation there

i wish i had a better job

 

[ouachiski]

you get a better job but you have to move to iraq and stay there permanently.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

 

[Kat]

wish granted...they chop off part of your manhood to add to your height :tongue:

I wish I was sleeping right now