The Trials and Tribulations of One Freak of Nature

[freakofnature]

For crying out loud!!! Could ya knock first????

 

[dancingpotato]

Sorry, but you did tell me to do what I wanted since everyone else did

 

[freakofnature]

Fine. I guess I'll just never shower again.

 

[dancingpotato]

Oooh maybe you should put a "please knock before entry" sign up? You'll smell if you don't shower ever again and there is only so much febreeze I can afford to buy...

 

[freakofnature]

But I'll smell like horse. Horse doesn't smell bad.

 

[dancingpotato]

Hmm, but mix it in with BO and it will get nasty...

 

[freakofnature]

I don't have BO... :unsure:

 

[freakofnature]

K, I have to go do some work. I be back...

 

[dancingpotato]

You might not now, but if you don't shower you will :nod:

 

[freakofnature]

Perhaps I'll just lock the door from now on...yeah... :ninja

 

[HK]

So I'm pretty sure at around this time last year, I was promised a baby horse and never received one :ninja

 

[dancingpotato]

I can pick locks :ninja

 

[freakofnature]

So I'm pretty sure at around this time last year, I was promised a baby horse and never received one :ninja

Yes, well, my supplier failed me. :mad I have another one this year that's even cuter. I'll try to get some pics for you, if you're interested. He's much smaller so shipping would be a bit cheaper too.

 

[freakofnature]

I can pick locks :ninja

You just WANT to see me naked in the shower, don't you.

 

[freakofnature]

I love the smell of bacon in the morning.

 

[HK]

Yes, well, my supplier failed me. :mad I have another one this year that's even cuter. I'll try to get some pics for you, if you're interested. He's much smaller so shipping would be a bit cheaper too.

I can't say no to a bargain! What does this adorable fella look like then? I saw a video of a horse doing weird lip things with a tiny horse in the background - was that him? :willy_nilly:

 

[freakofnature]

No. This one was born a week and a half ago and he's even smaller than the one in the video. (He's a runt, but don't say that too loud... :ninja)

 

[HK]

No. This one was born a week and a half ago and he's even smaller than the one in the video. (He's a runt, but don't say that too loud... :ninja)

Aw! That's adorable. I want!

Didn't you have a picture of you holding a horse once?

 

[freakofnature]

Aw! That's adorable. I want!

Didn't you have a picture of you holding a horse once?

Yeah, that was Tiny last year. (I still call him Tiny even though he's a yearling now and his name is Bravatti ) Believe it or not, the colt I'm offering you this year is smaller than Tiny. :eek Seriously, I need to get some pictures of him. He's just the cutest little thing. He was (accidentally) born outside so we call him Popsicle.

 

[HK]

That's a sweet name how do you accidentally get born outside?