You can. Too bad it takes a year to recover from the surgery.
I wish I was more coordinated.
I wish I was more coordinated.
The Corrupt Wish Game!
- Thread starter elluko
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You are, but then you lose it as soon as you meet a very important person whilst carrying a drink.
I wish I could fly.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but your wings got clipped in mid air.
I wish I was on vacation on a tropical island.
I wish I was on vacation on a tropical island.
Granted...but it's a deserted island and Miley Cyrus music has been piped in over the loud speakers 24/7.
I wish I had a million dollars!!!
I wish I had a million dollars!!!
Granted..............it's monopoly money though :/
I wish for a 100 more wishes
I wish for a 100 more wishes
Granted...but they all must contain the phrase "with Barry Manilow."
I wish I had a house on the beach.
I wish I had a house on the beach.
Granted but every morning you wake up with sand in your... for real and not just metaphorically! :nod:
I wish I had a slice of pizza.
I wish I had a slice of pizza.
You have a slice of pizza, but it's covered in those biting flies, and they are alive and pissed.
I wish I owned a Bass Pro Shop. Those stores rock.
I wish I owned a Bass Pro Shop. Those stores rock.
You got your Bass Pro Shop but the next day a massive earthquake hits and everything is destroyed.
I wish I had a bigger apartment.
I wish I had a bigger apartment.
You have a bigger apartment, and you share it with 500,000 singing cockroaches and the only song they know is Lady GaGa's Telephone.
I wish I had a bass boat.
I wish I had a bass boat.
Granted...but it's infested w/ termites and they've eaten a hole through the bottom so you're slowly sinking. Too bad you never learned how to swim.
I wish I could sing well.
I wish I could sing well.
I don't think that termites can eat through fiberglass. IJS.
You can sing well......to dogs, but it makes human ears bleed.
I wish I had some cookies.
I've sent you cookies...but they will be creating their own ecosystem by the time they get to you (and how did I get your address anyway??? :willy_nilly: STALKER!!! :ninja)I don't think that termites can eat through fiberglass. IJS.
You can sing well......to dogs, but it makes human ears bleed.
I wish I had some cookies.
I wish the Flames would win the Stanley Cup.
granted, but still am waiting for my cookies....
Postal strike... :thumbdown
mad
Quit corrupting the corrupt game!!!! 
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I wish my bum was smaller and less yellow.
It is. Unfortunately, now you cannot vent that way and it all builds up inside until you explode in a very messy affair.
I wish some dreams would become real!
I wish some dreams would become real!
Your dreams do become a reality, unfortunately you dream one night that you are a hermaphrodite and well......you can imagine the rest.
I wish that I could juggle.
I wish that I could juggle.