The Corrupt Wish Game!

[RibZ]

You can. Too bad it takes a year to recover from the surgery.

I wish I was more coordinated.

 

[Siphorous]

You are, but then you lose it as soon as you meet a very important person whilst carrying a drink.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Aries]

Granted, but your wings got clipped in mid air.



I wish I was on vacation on a tropical island.

 

[Natasha]

Granted...but it's a deserted island and Miley Cyrus music has been piped in over the loud speakers 24/7.

I wish I had a million dollars!!!

 

[Niamh]

Granted..............it's monopoly money though :/

I wish for a 100 more wishes

 

[Natasha]

Granted...but they all must contain the phrase "with Barry Manilow."

I wish I had a house on the beach.

 

[Siphorous]

Granted but every morning you wake up with sand in your... for real and not just metaphorically! :nod:

I wish I had a slice of pizza.

 

[Darrell]

You have a slice of pizza, but it's covered in those biting flies, and they are alive and pissed.

I wish I owned a Bass Pro Shop. Those stores rock.

 

[freakofnature]

You got your Bass Pro Shop but the next day a massive earthquake hits and everything is destroyed.

I wish I had a bigger apartment.

 

[Darrell]

You have a bigger apartment, and you share it with 500,000 singing cockroaches and the only song they know is Lady GaGa's Telephone.

I wish I had a bass boat.

 

[Natasha]

Granted...but it's infested w/ termites and they've eaten a hole through the bottom so you're slowly sinking. Too bad you never learned how to swim.

I wish I could sing well.

 

[Darrell]

Granted...but it's infested w/ termites and they've eaten a hole through the bottom so you're slowly sinking. Too bad you never learned how to swim.

I wish I could sing well.

I don't think that termites can eat through fiberglass. IJS.

You can sing well......to dogs, but it makes human ears bleed.

I wish I had some cookies.

 

[freakofnature]

I don't think that termites can eat through fiberglass. IJS.

You can sing well......to dogs, but it makes human ears bleed.

I wish I had some cookies.

I've sent you cookies...but they will be creating their own ecosystem by the time they get to you (and how did I get your address anyway??? :willy_nilly: STALKER!!! :ninja)


I wish the Flames would win the Stanley Cup.

 

[pjbleek]

I've sent you cookies...but they will be creating their own ecosystem by the time they get to you (and how did I get your address anyway??? :willy_nilly: STALKER!!! :ninja)


I wish the Flames would win the Stanley Cup.

granted, but still am waiting for my cookies....

 

[freakofnature]

granted, but still am waiting for my cookies....

Postal strike... :thumbdown

 

[pjbleek]

Postal strike... :thumbdown

ouch! that sucks....madmad

 

[Siphorous]

Quit corrupting the corrupt game!!!!

 

[freakofnature]

:unsure:


I wish my bum was smaller and less yellow.

 

[Siphorous]

It is. Unfortunately, now you cannot vent that way and it all builds up inside until you explode in a very messy affair.

I wish some dreams would become real!

 

[Darrell]

Your dreams do become a reality, unfortunately you dream one night that you are a hermaphrodite and well......you can imagine the rest.

I wish that I could juggle.