The Corrupt Wish Game!

[Niamh]

Granted but only hedgehogs

I wish to always be happy

 

[Siphorous]

Granted - but you're only ever happy now listening to this video. And it plays. and plays. and plays. forever and ever in your head

I wish I was on my way to my favourite destination.

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[BleedingBull]

granted but you have to ride in the boot with a pile of snakes


I wish I knew the future

 

[Siphorous]

You know the future - for the next 5 seconds.

I wish I had a wish!

 

[BleedingBull]

granted but I am the one that donates it and its a lifetime supply off nanna nappys

I wish I had motivation today

 

[Siphorous]

Granted, but you only motivate yourself to sleep - for 5 years. When you wake up, you've got a moustache that won't shave off.

I wish I was in Antartica.

 

[Darrell]

You are in Antarctica, unfortunately your belongings (including cold weather gear) are in Australia. :tooth

I wish to be a Jedi.

 

[Siphorous]

Granted, but it's a Sith Lord - and you end up being Darth Maul

I wish I had a cup cake.

 

[Darrell]

Granted, but it's a Sith Lord - and you end up being Darth Maul

I wish I had a cup cake.

DUDE. You had to make me Darth Maul? He was a shit Sith. :24:

You have a large, and delicious looking cupcake. Too bad it's poisonous.

I wish I wasn't Darth Maul. :24:

 

[Francis]

DUDE. You had to make me Darth Maul? He was a shit Sith. :24:

You have a large, and delicious looking cupcake. Too bad it's poisonous.

I wish I wasn't Darth Maul. :24:

Granted you are no longer Darth Maul, you are now Jar Jar Binks

I wish I had all the wishes of this site !

 

[BleedingBull]

granted but they are contaminated and only bring bad luck

I wish chores did themselves

 

[Francis]

Granted but all the chores got messed up by some bird the flew into your house and made a mess of the chores again..

I wish No one else would wish after me..

 

[BleedingBull]

granted ............. in another lifetime

I wish the day would end I cant wait for tonight

 

[Siphorous]

DUDE. You had to make me Darth Maul? He was a shit Sith. :24:

You have a large, and delicious looking cupcake. Too bad it's poisonous.

I wish I wasn't Darth Maul. :24:

What, are you feel cut up about being Darth Maul??? :24:

granted ............. in another lifetime

I wish the day would end I cant wait for tonight

Tonight arrives, unfortunately - it's the last night for 22 years as you are stranded on the same planet as in the Pitch Black movie.

I wish upon a star!

 

[freakofnature]

This page has been absolute GOLD! :24: First Darrell is Darth Maul and then to add insult to injury he's JAR JAR BINKS!!! Oh man, on the floor laughing! :24:


P.S. I have repped all parties involved.

 

[Darrell]

I wish upon a star!

You bet you do, unfortunately said star is on a collision course with our planet. Nice knowing you.

I wish my ears weren't ringing.

 

[Siphorous]

Your ears aren't ringing anymore because Tyson took a bit out of them. Now they just hurt.

I wish teleportation was real.

 

[Natasha]

It is...Congratulations, you've been teleported to Roseanne Barr's bedroom. It has no doors, no windows, and she's super horny.

I wish I was in New York City.

 

[pjbleek]

Congrats you are now penniless and have no identification!

I wish I didn't have to work the overnight tonight.....

 

[retro]

You don't have to work the overnight tonight.... you just have to work it for the entire month of October.

I wish I had a brand new Chevy Camaro