Granted, but you are famous for all the wrong reasons 
I wish I had another $1000.
I wish I had another $1000.
The Corrupt Wish Game!
- Thread starter elluko
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Granted..but I need $1000 too so you gave it to me 
I wish I could go on a holiday
I wish I could go on a holiday
Granted, but the place is a tip.
I wish someone was online.
I wish someone was online.
Someone is. Too bad it's the ghost of Heroditus.
I wish silence really was golden.
I wish silence really was golden.
Granted, but now your ear canal is plugged with solid gold instead of wax.
I wish my book was full of client every day!
I wish my book was full of client every day!
It is. Sorry you lost the book. 
I wish my hubby didn't have to work so much.
I wish my hubby didn't have to work so much.
Granted but he's still busy with other stuff.
I wish we could have larger avatars.
I wish we could have larger avatars.
Granted, but now its so big you cannot see the forum.
I wish my daughter stopped having trantrums.
She does, but everyone else in your life starts having them about her not having them.
I wish I hadn't burned my tongue.
I wish I hadn't burned my tongue.
Granted, you no longer have a tongue to burn though.
I wish I didn't have a cold coming on.
I wish I didn't have a cold coming on.
Granted you have pneumonia instead
I wish my dog would quit having accidents in the house
I wish my dog would quit having accidents in the house
Granted, but now he's having toga parties in your house instead.
I wish I was finished with today's housework already.
I wish I was finished with today's housework already.
Granted, but only because your house was hit by a meteor.
I wish I had something hot to eat!
I wish I had something hot to eat!
Granted but its Taco bell semi-beef
I wish HK hadn't skipped me
I wish HK hadn't skipped me
HK didn't skip you. Was sucked into a parallel dimension and can't find a way back out.
I wish I owned a copy of The Crow.
I wish I owned a copy of The Crow.
Granted but its VHS
I wish my phone could cook waffles
I wish my phone could cook waffles
It can. Sux that you HATE waffles now.
I wish I didn't have Ben Franklin syndrome.
I wish I didn't have Ben Franklin syndrome.
Granted, but you now have Abraham Lincoln syndrome...and tickets to the theater tonight.
I wish my dog could talk.
I wish my dog could talk.
It can. Now it says, "Feed me, pet me, walk me, gimme that!". ALL THE TIME.
I wish I hadn't sneezed on my comp.
I wish I hadn't sneezed on my comp.
Granted. You've just sneezed on your crush's face
I wish I can get flat abs in a week
I wish I can get flat abs in a week