The Corrupt Wish Game!

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Granted, but you are famous for all the wrong reasons

I wish I had another $1000.

 

[PantherChick]

Granted..but I need $1000 too so you gave it to me


I wish I could go on a holiday

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Granted, but the place is a tip.

I wish someone was online.

 

[RibZ]

Someone is. Too bad it's the ghost of Heroditus.

I wish silence really was golden.

 

[Thornless]

Granted, but now your ear canal is plugged with solid gold instead of wax.

I wish my book was full of client every day!

 

[RibZ]

It is. Sorry you lost the book.

I wish my hubby didn't have to work so much.

 

[rosey21]

Granted but he's still busy with other stuff.

I wish we could have larger avatars.

 

[Thornless]

Granted but he's still busy with other stuff.

I wish we could have larger avatars.

Granted, but now its so big you cannot see the forum.

I wish my daughter stopped having trantrums.

 

[RibZ]

She does, but everyone else in your life starts having them about her not having them.

I wish I hadn't burned my tongue.

 

[HK]

Granted, you no longer have a tongue to burn though.


I wish I didn't have a cold coming on.

 

[hart]

Granted you have pneumonia instead

I wish my dog would quit having accidents in the house

 

[Maulds]

Granted, but now he's having toga parties in your house instead.


I wish I was finished with today's housework already.

 

[HK]

Granted, but only because your house was hit by a meteor.

I wish I had something hot to eat!

 

[Maulds]

Granted but its Taco bell semi-beef


I wish HK hadn't skipped me

 

[RibZ]

HK didn't skip you. Was sucked into a parallel dimension and can't find a way back out.

I wish I owned a copy of The Crow.

 

[Maulds]

Granted but its VHS


I wish my phone could cook waffles

 

[RibZ]

It can. Sux that you HATE waffles now.

I wish I didn't have Ben Franklin syndrome.

 

[Natasha]

Granted, but you now have Abraham Lincoln syndrome...and tickets to the theater tonight.

I wish my dog could talk.

 

[RibZ]

It can. Now it says, "Feed me, pet me, walk me, gimme that!". ALL THE TIME.

I wish I hadn't sneezed on my comp.

 

[lauryn tom]

Granted. You've just sneezed on your crush's face

I wish I can get flat abs in a week