The Corrupt Wish Game!

[GuesSAngel]

granted there is now a law where celebrating any holiday is illegal.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[elluko]

Gawd i hate it when people wish that.
Granted, you reach down into your inner self and find an amazingly creative wish, and only you can truly understand it.

I wish i could fall asleep.

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

*poof granted but you never wake up*

I wish it was noon

 

[Doveshit]

Granted, but you have a duel at noon.

I wish I had some beer right now.

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

Granted but it's warm and has been sitting for 3 hours

I wish it quit snowing

 

[BlackCherry]

Granted, but it rains instead.

I wish for blissful happiness.

 

[groundpounder]

Granted, but it makes you queef uncontrollably.

I wish I didn't have a 13 inch dick that's 10 inches around....

 

[RedRyder]

Granted, but what do I do now with this 13x10 hot and ready box?

I wish for a White Christmas.

 

[groundpounder]

Granted, but what do I do now with this 13x10 hot and ready box?

de-grant my wish and give me a call.

I wish for a White Christmas.

granted, but it's not snow. It's the fallout of an epic convergence of giant elephant farts

 

[Natasha]

Ummmm...and your wish, GP???

 

[groundpounder]

I wish I was having no-strings-attached, hot monkey sex with a beautiful, disease-free woman that I am not related to in any way

 

[RedRyder]

de-grant my wish and give me a call.

Too late. Life is a biatch ain't it? :ninja

granted, but it's not snow. It's the fallout of an epic convergence of giant elephant farts

I am not convinced. Shit is shit and I do believe we're talking brown/black. Try again..... :nod:

 

[RedRyder]

I wish I was having no-strings-attached, hot monkey sex with a beautiful, disease-free woman that I am not related to in any way

..... Now you call me .... :ninja

 

[RedRyder]

Ohhh.... wasn't thinking... mind on other matters.... continuation of GP's wish...

Granted.... only she'd leave you hanging with your 13 incher flapping in the aftermath. Oh wait.... you ain't got a 13 incher anymore.... hahahahahahahaha

I wish I made the decisions.

 

[sierrabravo]

granted then the whole world blows up.

i wish i was i had another car

 

[Natasha]

Granted...here's your brand new YUGO!!!

I wish I was back on night shift.

 

[Mase]

Granted. But You still remain on day shift too, and you'll never be able to get some sleep again.

I wish the idea of Santa and Jesus had nothing to do with the 25th of december.

 

[Natasha]

Granted, Christmas now revolves around Zombie Goats that eat your brain during Christmas festivities.

I wish my dog could talk in full sentences.

 

[sierrabravo]

granted and he tells you how bad your cooking really is.

I wish i had a warship

 

[Maulds]

Granted but a voice booms D7 from the heavens and your ship sinks


I wish I had $1,000,000