The Corrupt Wish Game!

[robedwards99]

You get all the action you want... from a filthy smelly homeless wino.



I wish I didn't feel a headache coming on.

 

[White2000GT]

Granted, your headache is replaced by a massive case of the turkey squirts.

I wish this work day would end.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Granted, after this work day ended, you no longer have work for the rest of your life!

I wish I could stay home from work tonight

 

[White2000GT]

Granted, but now you have insomnia and get absolutely no sleep.

I wish I was a nerdy boy so you would think I'm hot! Hee hee!

 

[robedwards99]

Wish granted (nothing to add here as the idea that I find you attractive should be fucked up enough!! Well it is for me anyway! lol )


I wish I didn't have to spend so much money on fuel.

 

[White2000GT]

Granted, the price of gasoline goes down, but the price of milk goes up to $18 a gallon instead.

"I wish I was a baller, I wish I was taller..."

*not sure what the name of that song is, but it seems fitting to this thread*

 

[elluko]

Granted, you become so tall that you die of low oxygen. you fall over and pierce your heart on the eiffel tower...ouch
I wish my boss would give me my paycheck

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Granted, he gives you your paycheck but its negative because he kept your check for himself

I wish my head would quit hurting

 

[White2000GT]

Granted, he gives you your paycheck but it is for only three cents.

I wish I had a maid to clean my house for me.

 

[elluko]

Granted, as soon as your head stops hurting your heart starts hurting
I wish I could get out of bed.

 

[elluko]

oops

 

[White2000GT]

Granted, you got out of bed but immediately fell on your head.

I wish the guy sitting in front of me at the movie theater last night wouldn't have farted so much. It stunk like shit.

 

[elluko]

granted, instead of farting the whole time he talked on his cellphone throughout the entire movie.
I wish I had a new job

 

[White2000GT]

Granted, you get a new job... cleaning septic tanks.

I wish I had some ice cream.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Granted, the bowl of ice cream you just fixed for yourself.....was eaten by your dog when you turned your back

i wish I could go swimming

 

[White2000GT]

Granted, but the pool is full of piss, spit, scabs and dead animals (Just like in Haus' post).

I wish I could go swimming with you.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Granted, I would rape you

I wish I could go back to bed

 

[White2000GT]

Granted, I would rape you

I wish I could go back to bed

I would let you!!

Granted, you can go back to bed, but then Cameron comes running in there and starts jumping on the bed and singing the Barney song so loud that you can't fall asleep.

I wish these Spanish kids that are playing outside my house weren't so loud.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Granted, I would rape you

I wish I could go back to bed

I would let you!!

Granted, you can go back to bed, but then Cameron comes running in there and starts jumping on the bed and singing the Barney song so loud that you can't fall asleep.
I wish these Spanish kids that are playing outside my house weren't so loud.

So freakin true!

Granted, these Spanish kids then make their way inside your house and start serenading you

I wish I could change the channel on the TV from cartoons to something more interesting

 

[White2000GT]

Granted, you change the channel, but the only thing that is on is Billy Graham's Hour of Power (or whoever it is that has that show).

I wish I knew what to wish for next.