granted there is now a law where celebrating any holiday is illegal.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
The Corrupt Wish Game!
- Thread starter elluko
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Gawd i hate it when people wish that.
Granted, you reach down into your inner self and find an amazingly creative wish, and only you can truly understand it.
I wish i could fall asleep.
Granted, you reach down into your inner self and find an amazingly creative wish, and only you can truly understand it.
I wish i could fall asleep.
*poof granted but you never wake up*
I wish it was noon
I wish it was noon
Granted, but you have a duel at noon.
I wish I had some beer right now.
I wish I had some beer right now.
Granted but it's warm and has been sitting for 3 hours
I wish it quit snowing
I wish it quit snowing
Granted, but it rains instead.
I wish for blissful happiness.
I wish for blissful happiness.
Granted, but it makes you queef uncontrollably.
I wish I didn't have a 13 inch dick that's 10 inches around....
I wish I didn't have a 13 inch dick that's 10 inches around....
de-grant my wish and give me a call.
granted, but it's not snow. It's the fallout of an epic convergence of giant elephant farts
Ummmm...and your wish, GP???
I wish I was having no-strings-attached, hot monkey sex with a beautiful, disease-free woman that I am not related to in any way
Too late. Life is a biatch ain't it? :ninjade-grant my wish and give me a call.
I am not convinced. Shit is shit and I do believe we're talking brown/black. Try again..... :nod:
..... Now you call me .... :ninja
Ohhh.... wasn't thinking... mind on other matters.... continuation of GP's wish...
Granted.... only she'd leave you hanging with your 13 incher flapping in the aftermath. Oh wait.... you ain't got a 13 incher anymore.... hahahahahahahaha
I wish I made the decisions.
Granted.... only she'd leave you hanging with your 13 incher flapping in the aftermath. Oh wait.... you ain't got a 13 incher anymore.... hahahahahahahaha
I wish I made the decisions.
granted then the whole world blows up.
i wish i was i had another car
i wish i was i had another car
Granted...here's your brand new YUGO!!!
I wish I was back on night shift.
I wish I was back on night shift.
Granted. But You still remain on day shift too, and you'll never be able to get some sleep again.
I wish the idea of Santa and Jesus had nothing to do with the 25th of december.
I wish the idea of Santa and Jesus had nothing to do with the 25th of december.
Granted, Christmas now revolves around Zombie Goats that eat your brain during Christmas festivities.
I wish my dog could talk in full sentences.
I wish my dog could talk in full sentences.
granted and he tells you how bad your cooking really is.
I wish i had a warship
I wish i had a warship
Granted but a voice booms D7 from the heavens and your ship sinks
I wish I had $1,000,000
I wish I had $1,000,000