The Corrupt Wish Game!

[MTKO]

Granted. It's so easy that you don't have to anything so you get really fat and die.

I wish I had a mudkip in real life.

 

[RedRyder]

Granted. But the mudkip gets hungry and eats you.

I wish I was tired enough to go to sleep.

 

[sierrabravo]

granted but then you sleep forever

i wish i didnt have to go to work tonight

 

[Mase]

Granted. You have to go to work now.

I Wish no one was ignorant.

 

[Natasha]

Granted, the world has ended and nobody is left.

I wish my Christmas shopping was done.

 

[Doveshit]

Granted, but you don't have as many loved ones

I wish my cat would stop waking me up in the middle of the night.

 

[jctauss]

Granted, your cat is dead.

I wish that there were better looking women in Iraq.

 

[Doveshit]

That's cold! lol

Granted, but now soldiers get shot because they're distracted by the talent

I wish I was a beyterr tryper

 

[jctauss]

Granted, But you till cant spell

I wish I wasnt so bored.

 

[Doveshit]

Granted, but it's because you're fighting for your life

I wish the Raptors would start playing like an NBA team.

 

[Mase]

Granted. NBA is no longer popular

I wish this wish was incorruptible

 

[jctauss]

Granted............damn.

I wish mase wasnt so clever

 

[Natasha]

Granted...but now he's able to burn a hole through you w/ his eyes alone.

I wish the utilities department would stop blocking off my fucking street!!!

 

[Wookiegirl]

Granted - cept now the circus is in town and the elephant tent is blocking yer street

I wish that it would stop snowing

 

[RedRyder]

Granted. But now it's gonna melt and become a river.

I wish I was a goldfish.

 

[nursey1972]

granted... but the fish bowl has no water

I wish I could get new inlaws!

 

[RedRyder]

Granted. But he got the house and cars.

I wish I could post at OTz all day long.....

 

[groundpounder]

granted, but I have to go...

I wish I had RR's phone number

 

[Wookiegirl]

Granted....but she's got laryngitis

I wish I was a ball and could curl up and live in Tasha's vagina

 

[nursey1972]

granted......but the vagina has a bacterial infection (sorry Tasha, nothing personal)

I wish the was a John Wayne channel!