This one took me a minute.
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This one took me a minute.
Seen that one on Facebook today..
This one took me a minute.
Why did I say this with a lisp? :24:
LMAO OMG those last two are funny!
If this isn't appropriate let me know, but...it is a dog after all lol
[h=2]Friday Quickies 17 -02 -2012[/h]
A prostitute went to visit a colleague in the hospital just before she was about to have a heart transplant.
The woman, concerned about her friend's welfare, went up to the surgeon who was going to perform the operation and said,
"Doctor, I'm worried about my friend."
The Doctor said, "Nothing to worry about, your friend is in extremely good health, except for her heart condition.
How long has she been in the business?"
The patient's friend replied,
"She's been working since she was 18 years old, but what's that got to do with anything?"
"Well," said the doctor,
"If she's been working for 16 years and hasn't rejected an organ, I don't think she's about to start now."
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Have you seen how expensive funerals are nowadays?
Just before I die, I'm going to change my name to 'OFF'.
That way, when the hearse is driving to the church, it will have displayed on top of my coffin in flowers:
R.I.P. OFF
The woman, concerned about her friend's welfare, went up to the surgeon who was going to perform the operation and said,
"Doctor, I'm worried about my friend."
The Doctor said, "Nothing to worry about, your friend is in extremely good health, except for her heart condition.
How long has she been in the business?"
The patient's friend replied,
"She's been working since she was 18 years old, but what's that got to do with anything?"
"Well," said the doctor,
"If she's been working for 16 years and hasn't rejected an organ, I don't think she's about to start now."
________________________________
Have you seen how expensive funerals are nowadays?
Just before I die, I'm going to change my name to 'OFF'.
That way, when the hearse is driving to the church, it will have displayed on top of my coffin in flowers:
R.I.P. OFF
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