CityGirl Active Member Messages 1,207 Reaction score 1 Tokenz 0.00z Feb 15, 2012 #801 This one took me a minute.
F Francis Sarcasm is me :) Messages 8,367 Reaction score 1 Tokenz 2.08z Feb 15, 2012 #802 CityGirl said: This one took me a minute. Click to expand... Seen that one on Facebook today..
Dana In Memoriam - RIP Messages 42,904 Reaction score 10 Tokenz 0.17z Feb 16, 2012 #807 CityGirl said: This one took me a minute. Click to expand... Why did I say this with a lisp? :24:
rback33 Back Again... but reformed... Messages 4,570 Reaction score 2 Tokenz 0.00z Feb 16, 2012 #811 LMAO OMG those last two are funny!
Panacea Well-Known Member Messages 7,445 Reaction score 3 Tokenz 0.01z Feb 16, 2012 #813 If this isn't appropriate let me know, but...it is a dog after all lol
Natasha La entrepierna de fuego Valued Contributor Messages 38,297 Reaction score 246 Tokenz 2,042.17z Feb 16, 2012 #815
Galvatron Member Messages 445 Reaction score 0 Tokenz 0.00z Feb 17, 2012 #816 [h=2]Friday Quickies 17 -02 -2012[/h]A prostitute went to visit a colleague in the hospital just before she was about to have a heart transplant. The woman, concerned about her friend's welfare, went up to the surgeon who was going to perform the operation and said, "Doctor, I'm worried about my friend." The Doctor said, "Nothing to worry about, your friend is in extremely good health, except for her heart condition. How long has she been in the business?" The patient's friend replied, "She's been working since she was 18 years old, but what's that got to do with anything?" "Well," said the doctor, "If she's been working for 16 years and hasn't rejected an organ, I don't think she's about to start now." ________________________________ Have you seen how expensive funerals are nowadays? Just before I die, I'm going to change my name to 'OFF'. That way, when the hearse is driving to the church, it will have displayed on top of my coffin in flowers: R.I.P. OFF
[h=2]Friday Quickies 17 -02 -2012[/h]A prostitute went to visit a colleague in the hospital just before she was about to have a heart transplant. The woman, concerned about her friend's welfare, went up to the surgeon who was going to perform the operation and said, "Doctor, I'm worried about my friend." The Doctor said, "Nothing to worry about, your friend is in extremely good health, except for her heart condition. How long has she been in the business?" The patient's friend replied, "She's been working since she was 18 years old, but what's that got to do with anything?" "Well," said the doctor, "If she's been working for 16 years and hasn't rejected an organ, I don't think she's about to start now." ________________________________ Have you seen how expensive funerals are nowadays? Just before I die, I'm going to change my name to 'OFF'. That way, when the hearse is driving to the church, it will have displayed on top of my coffin in flowers: R.I.P. OFF
Tim Having way too much fun Valued Contributor Messages 13,518 Reaction score 43 Tokenz 111.11z Feb 17, 2012 #820 [video=youtube_share;0MAfDXN45d0]http://youtu.be/0MAfDXN45d0[/video]