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Me and my wife were celebrating our honeymoon in America, and we visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled, and she almost fell off. She looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."
We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her water bottle. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice."
We hadn't gone half a mile when her horse stumbled once again. My wife then quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I shouted at her, "Whats wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that!? Are you crazy??"
She looked me in the eye and quietly said, "That's once"
And from that moment, we lived happily ever after !!
 

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I said to my wife, "i'm sorry for treating you really badly recently, how can i make it up to you?"

"Well you can take me to the cinema tonight."

"Consider it done, i'll even pick you up afterwards."

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I said to my wife, "i'm sorry for treating you really badly recently, how can i make it up to you?"

"Well you can take me to the cinema tonight."

"Consider it done, i'll even pick you up afterwards."

:24::24::24:



Me and my wife were celebrating our honeymoon in America, and we visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled, and she almost fell off. She looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."
We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her water bottle. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice."
We hadn't gone half a mile when her horse stumbled once again. My wife then quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I shouted at her, "Whats wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that!? Are you crazy??"
She looked me in the eye and quietly said, "That's once"
And from that moment, we lived happily ever after !!

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