Minderella
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A Man decides to go rabbit hunting, but when he gets to his favorite field he sees the village priest is already there.
He watches with fascination as the priest holds his finger over a rabbit hole and immediately a rabbit pops out.
The priest grabs it and puts it into a sack.
He repeats this unusual but very successful technique until his sack is full of rabbits.
The man stops the priest and asks him how he does it.
Easy, says the priest.
Put your finger on your wife's pussy and then hold it over a rabbit hole.
They can't resist the smell, so when they come out grab them."
The man rushes home to find his wife bent over scrubbing the floor.
He lifts up her skirt and applies his finger as directed.
Without looking up, she giggles,
"Holy Moses, Father! Rabbit hunting again?"
He watches with fascination as the priest holds his finger over a rabbit hole and immediately a rabbit pops out.
The priest grabs it and puts it into a sack.
He repeats this unusual but very successful technique until his sack is full of rabbits.
The man stops the priest and asks him how he does it.
Easy, says the priest.
Put your finger on your wife's pussy and then hold it over a rabbit hole.
They can't resist the smell, so when they come out grab them."
The man rushes home to find his wife bent over scrubbing the floor.
He lifts up her skirt and applies his finger as directed.
Without looking up, she giggles,
"Holy Moses, Father! Rabbit hunting again?"
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Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high.
Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes.
The second 200 stories Dick will tell a happy story and lastly Harry will tell a sad story. They then started up the steps
After 2 hours it was Harry's turn. He turned to the other two and said "Ok guys, here's my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs.
Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes.
The second 200 stories Dick will tell a happy story and lastly Harry will tell a sad story. They then started up the steps
After 2 hours it was Harry's turn. He turned to the other two and said "Ok guys, here's my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs.
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