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(Thanks to Jersey, stole it from her Facebook page)

You a-hole...I was coming here to post that!!! :p

Yeah...add 3 bodies and lots of random piles of clothes on the floor (not as interesting as it sounds, LMFAO) and you've got our hotel room this morning.
 

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An 85-year-old man was requested
by his Doctor for a sperm count as
part of his physical exam.



The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared
at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried
with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing.


'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing.


'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing..'


The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'


The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

:24::24::24:


 
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