Kill the previous poster.

[UncleBacon]

I would beat you to death with a cell phone while yelling can you hear me now

 

[memento_mori]

i'll...i'll...aw, screw it. whattya say we just blow our brains out together?

 

[UncleBacon]

naa I'll just strap you to a bomb and send you off with the plain and watch the plain come back empty

 

[memento_mori]

i'll stab you eleventy-hundred times in honor of my eleventy-hundredth post

 

[UncleBacon]

carve your heart out with a dull spoon

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

ram your ass with a prison shank! and then TWIST!

 

[memento_mori]

choke you out with your own bra

 

[UncleBacon]

ram a lit m80 into your mouth and clamp it shut

 

[memento_mori]

fuck you up the ass and give you AIDS

 

[UncleBacon]

let some white phospherus burn you to death as it melts through you

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

tie you down and make you watch the teletubbies for a week straight, also clamp your eyes open so that you have no choice but to wathc it!

 

[UncleBacon]

jam a broomstick up your vajayjay pick you up by it and toss you into a tank filled with great white sharks

 

[ouachiski]

tatoo I heart getting ass raped on your forehead and then send you to San Francisco.

 

[UncleBacon]

put you in a meat grinder and use you as chum

 

[ouachiski]

cut off your penis and show you porn to make the blood flow down there.

 

[UncleBacon]

put you in the same room as jerad from subway and have him annoy you to death...then I'll feed him till he dies too....I hate him

 

[ouachiski]

pout you in the same room with sally struthers and then cut off her food suply

 

[UncleBacon]

let an elephant sit on your face

 

[ouachiski]

wax all of the hair off of your body then put you in shark infested waters

 

[UncleBacon]

afficiate(sp?) you with a turd