Kill the previous poster.

[Haus]

as A wise man once said

"i'll kick your teeth down your throat and stomp your nuts out your ass"

then ill soak your ass in lighter fluid, throw a match on you and roast marshmallows and shishkibobs on your burning corpse

 

[SilentEyz]

Slice you open from throat to pelvic and set your entrails on fire

 

[ouachiski]

strap you to the front side of a 747's jet and take off

 

[UncleBacon]

as A wise man once said

"i'll kick your teeth down your throat and stomp your nuts out your ass"

then ill soak your ass in lighter fluid, throw a match on you and roast marshmallows and shishkibobs on your burning corpse

thats great that you remembered that line


sorry I can't kill haus...

 

[memento_mori]

drill holes in you to put my penis in, until there's nowhere else to drill a hole in but your throat

 

[Boomer]

Bash your fuckin head in with an egg mcmuffin.

 

[memento_mori]

is that possible?


i'll beat you at guitar hero so bad, your only way to redeem yourself is ritual seppuku

 

[Boomer]

(Yes its possible. It may take more than one mcmuffin, but I'm sure I can pull it off.)

I'll rip the wammy bar off the guitar hero guitar and shove it in your ear. This would of course be followed by a headbutt that would send your nose bone into your brain. Oh and the whole time I do this, I have a boner.

 

[memento_mori]

kill you supersize me style, making you eat all those eggmcmuffins. oh and by the way, having all those calories takes away your boner.

 

[Boomer]

I'll hypnotize and tell you to go fuck yourself. Laughter ensues as I watch you rip your own penis off and shove it in your colon.

 

[memento_mori]

i'll pray to god for the powers of head-explodey, and explode your head by looking at you

 

[Boomer]

Yeah, well I will sign up for a secret government experiment that grafts adamantium to my bones. I will then sit on the roof of your job. When you go to clock in. I will do a belly flop on your head, killing you immediately.

 

[memento_mori]

Yeah, well I will sign up for a secret government experiment that grafts adamantium to my bones. I will then sit on the roof of your job. When you go to clock in. I will do a belly flop on your head, killing you immediately.

ha! i don't have a job!


i'll make you fill out the following survey:

1.) would you like to die

a.) slowly
b.) quickly
c.) painlessly
d.) i don't want to die!


2.) would you like to be

a.) decapitated
b.) mutilated
c.) tortured
d.) all of the above

3.) would you like your remains to be

a.) burned
b.) mailed to friends and family
c.) urinated on
d.) please don't kill me



then i'll completely ignore your requests

 

[UncleBacon]

even the one to pee on his remains.....


rip your spine out and club you like a baby seal with it

 

[Boomer]

(you slick fucker! LOL)

Yeah, well I tie you to a palm tree before a hurricane hits and watch you get slapped by buicks and honda civics n shit.

 

[memento_mori]

i wanna see what comes next, we've got boomer, drb, bacon, and myself all in here at the same time. and i think its safe to say we're the most twisted people on these boards

 

[drb]

i'll pull your intestines out through your anus and tie them to the drain vent at the bottom off the pool giving you just enough slack so you're sitting just below the surface. you can drown or chew through your own guts to live. your choice.

 

[UncleBacon]

bring you to a zoo and let a 350lb gorilla ass rape you to death

 

[UncleBacon]

that was meant for boomer....

 

[drb]

dress you up like a gorilla and let Boomer rape you to death!