Kill the previous poster.

[UncleBacon]

tie you down and pin your eyes open then drop acid onto one eyeball and then take a cherry hot piece of metal and slowly poke it into your other eyeball watching it explode and me get a chuckle out of it....I will fill your eye sockets with salt and then nail your balls to the table...I will then scalp you and stick paper clips under your finger nails...after a game of madden 07 and a beer I will come back and put a large rat under a bucket and start to heat the bucket up so that the rat has to dig through you to escape killing you very painfully

 

[memento_mori]

i'll make you play madden 03 with madden's commentary on, until you just kill yourself.

 

[UncleBacon]

bite you on the jugalar and rip it out...watch you bleed to death

 

[memento_mori]

bury you alive under tons of trash

 

[UncleBacon]

stick needles into your body then beat you with my bare hands making the needles puncture your organs

 

[memento_mori]

put your mouth on the edge of the sidewalk and curb stomp you until your teeth reach your brain

 

[UncleBacon]

I'll make it easy this time.....shoot you in the face

 

[memento_mori]

dress you up real handsome, saw off your bottom jaw, then yank your tongue out into a bow tie.

 

[UncleBacon]

put you in a tub filled with cement and when the cement hardens leaving only a hole for you to breathe I will start dripping water until you drown

 

[memento_mori]

i'll sit your ass next to the biggest loudest speaker i can find and crank the music so loud your heart stops.

 

[UncleBacon]

put you in a huge pot and fill it with water then boil you to death

 

[memento_mori]

i'll sit your ass next to the biggest loudest speaker i can find and crank the music so loud your heart stops.

btw, i'll be playing the bogmen

 

[memento_mori]

i'll feed you a mad cow diseased big mac

 

[UncleBacon]

feed you alcohol till you die of alcohol poisoning

 

[drb]

i would pour molten glass down your asshole while cheese-gratering your face.

 

[UncleBacon]

put you in a pit with a hungry 30 foot anaconda

 

[drb]

starve Rosie O'donnell then cover you in BBQ sauce and leave you in the same room with her.

 

[UncleBacon]

starve you and then carve off pieces of you and make you eat yourself

 

[UncleBacon]

is it wrong that I love this thread haha

 

[memento_mori]

not at all, tho i wonder if it should be in the underground.

i'll feed you green eggs and ham and dysentery