Kill the previous poster.

[Boomer]

I would knee you in the sternum, pound on the back of your neck with my forearm. Kick you in the kidney untill you roll over, stomp on your clavicle untill it breaks, piss in your face and drop a cinder block on your head.

 

[memento_mori]

call you a manbearpig, trap you in a cave and divert a river to drown you for poorly referenced tennerman family history

just for that i'm going to use the actual south park reference, get a disgruntled farmer to kill your parents for tresspassing on his lawn, put your parents in a chili, feed it to you, lick the tears off your cheeks as radiohead laughs at you, and then stab you in the face.

 

[Boomer]

I would sharpen a bike spoke and slide right under the epidermis layer and rip it in an upward motion. After creating enough "channels" I would fill them with gun powder and light you on fire.

 

[memento_mori]

I would sharpen a bike spoke and slide right under the epidermis layer and rip it in an upward motion. After creating enough "channels" I would fill them with gun powder and light you on fire.

i would make you eat those words. literally. i'd print out every post you've ever put on offtopicz and shove it down your throat.

 

[memento_mori]

shotgun cobain style

 

[memento_mori]

shotgun cobain style

assuming courtney didn't kill him, that is

 

[drb]

i would masturbate you with a cheese grater.

 

[memento_mori]

i would play hanson all day, for a month, keeping you from sleep. apparently thats fatal. i wonder what it looks like to see a person die from no sleep

 

[Eridanus]

Cover them with honey, and then stake them over an ant-hill.

 

[memento_mori]

i would love you to death. with a koala.

 

[Boomer]

I would take dirty fly paper and force you to eat it, then I would make you vomit into a bucket and eat it again. Then i would stitch your mouth shut, so when you puke again, it rips your lips off. I would then kick you in the ear until your brain flys out the other side of your head. I would then, pick up your brain and feed it to a milk cow.

 

[memento_mori]

i would whip you in the balls like in casino royale. eventually ull die.

 

[Boomer]

I would take that statue in your avatar and kill your mom with it. I would then strap her to the front of a stolen vehicle and run over you and the rest of your family.

 

[memento_mori]

i would wait until we're all old and wrinkly, we'll go to a whorehouse, and you can die of a heart attack while a korean slut is riding you like a cowgirl.

 

[Boomer]

(sounds like a way to go to me)

I'll make your fucking screen name a reality.

 

[memento_mori]

ill make YOUR fucking username a reality, boom.

 

[Boomer]

(oh yer a slick on arent ya?! LOL)

Fine, I'll have sex with your animals. Frame you for it, and laugh while you get raped and murdered by gangster hippie tree huggers in the pen.

 

[memento_mori]

ill fight you to the death with a spoon. i win after a nasty titty twister and i disembowel you.

 

[Boomer]

Yeah well I will point a twelve gage at you and make you play with my nieces skip it toy. Wait till you beat your very best score and then shoot you in the spine.

 

[memento_mori]

i would chop off your limbs and watch you bleed to death