I'd like to talk to you all about Jesus

Oh, I loved the first post, and the follow-up with Super Seer Smith. Maybe Kid Jesus was really a sleeper agent? Nah, I still say the Three Wise Guys carted him off to India. Larrythazad, Moechior and Curlyecch-ecch-ecch then taught him the wisdom of having a sense of humor, which some people here apparently need to develop. :rolleyes: :D

tim :eek
 
Leananshee said:
Offtopicz > Off Topic > Philosophy & Debate > Religion

Let's see, that last forum category...did it say, "Subjects deemed inoffensive by all groups?" No, I don't believe it did. I think it said...though I'm straining here...RELIGION. Seems to me if that whole category is offensive to you, you probably just ought not open it up. Otherwise, GET OVER IT. You obviously never even read the first post, which I found funny as hell (and yeah, I find the concept of that funny).

But yeah, Jim, I'd absolutely LOVE to do the Tooth Fairy next. She's hot. :D
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And I'm guessing you haven't learned I can read yet. Oh well.
 
Leananshee said:
Hey, Red, how many tokenz does THAT ho, ho, ho charge? :D

tim :eek
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You'd have to ask Santa..... 1-888-SANTA-HO.... ;)



Speaking of the Tooth Fairy.....


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Minor Axis said:
Would you clarify your point, as God can't be murdered in the literal sense.
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Exactly. That is why God would be stupid to come up with a plan that He could never implement.

Can you just imagine the conversation.

God to Jesus, and then this is where they murder you big J and th----wait says Jesus --eh dad, are you off your meds or what. I am a God, I cannot die. Lets see plan B.
That or just forgive the bastards without some barbaric blood sacrifice. After all, I/We are supposed to love them aren't I/We.

Regards
DL
 
Greatest I am said:
Exactly. That is why God would be stupid to come up with a plan that He could never implement.

Can you just imagine the conversation.

God to Jesus, and then this is where they murder you big J and th----wait says Jesus --eh dad, are you off your meds or what. I am a God, I cannot die. Lets see plan B.
That or just forgive the bastards without some barbaric blood sacrifice. After all, I/We are supposed to love them aren't I/We.

Regards
DL
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So basically you are saying they got the story all wrong? If so this would put real doubt on the entire document called the Bible.
 
Minor Axis said:
So basically you are saying they got the story all wrong? If so this would put real doubt on the entire document called the Bible.
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What is wrong is to try to read the Bible literally.

How literal should a person take a book that begins with a talking snake and ends with a seven headed monster and is filled with impossible miracles of all kinds.

Only a fool would read such a book literally.

Don't get me wrong. All Bibles are good for thought but they are just the best guess based on the knowledge of 3000 years ago.

It did lead help lead me to the God I found but it was not the Bible God.

Regards
DL
 
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