I'd like to talk to you all about Jesus

[Leananshee]

Oh, I loved the first post, and the follow-up with Super Seer Smith. Maybe Kid Jesus was really a sleeper agent? Nah, I still say the Three Wise Guys carted him off to India. Larrythazad, Moechior and Curlyecch-ecch-ecch then taught him the wisdom of having a sense of humor, which some people here apparently need to develop.

tim :eek

 

[alice in chains]

Offtopicz > Off Topic > Philosophy & Debate > Religion

Let's see, that last forum category...did it say, "Subjects deemed inoffensive by all groups?" No, I don't believe it did. I think it said...though I'm straining here...RELIGION. Seems to me if that whole category is offensive to you, you probably just ought not open it up. Otherwise, GET OVER IT. You obviously never even read the first post, which I found funny as hell (and yeah, I find the concept of that funny).

But yeah, Jim, I'd absolutely LOVE to do the Tooth Fairy next. She's hot.

And I'm guessing you haven't learned I can read yet. Oh well.

 

[alice in chains]

i didnt read the first post, lol. i still haven't. i like assuming it was something stupid and argumentative about religions so i decided to start a debate.

 

[Greatest I am]

attacking as a first post, nice lol welcome.

Attack?
What attack?

I just tell it like it is.

To believe that Jesus is divine, one would have to believe that God would create a plan that includes the murder of Himself as His innocent son, a strange idea to begin with.

What kind of idiot father/God would do such.

God is not an idiot.

Regards
DL

 

[Greatest I am]

Just for you, Pabst.... Revival.....

Too fat.

Regards
DL

 

[Leananshee]

i didnt read the first post, lol. i still haven't. i like assuming it was something stupid and argumentative about religions so i decided to start a debate.

WHAT a surprise. Got one of those fundie poo-flinging monkeys-in-a-cage I was talking about earlier....

tim :eek

 

[RedRyder]

Hey, Red, how many tokenz does THAT ho, ho, ho charge?

tim :eek

You'd have to ask Santa..... 1-888-SANTA-HO....



Speaking of the Tooth Fairy.....

 

[Grin]

LOL! It's getting hot in here. I think it may be the devil approaching....

 

[Minor Axis]

To believe that Jesus is divine, one would have to believe that God would create a plan that includes the murder of Himself as His innocent son, a strange idea to begin with.

Would you clarify your point, as God can't be murdered in the literal sense.

 

[Greatest I am]

Would you clarify your point, as God can't be murdered in the literal sense.

Exactly. That is why God would be stupid to come up with a plan that He could never implement.

Can you just imagine the conversation.

God to Jesus, and then this is where they murder you big J and th----wait says Jesus --eh dad, are you off your meds or what. I am a God, I cannot die. Lets see plan B.
That or just forgive the bastards without some barbaric blood sacrifice. After all, I/We are supposed to love them aren't I/We.

Regards
DL

 

[Jessica]

God is his father...I guess that's true but Joseph is Mary's husband. o_o

 

[Minor Axis]

Exactly. That is why God would be stupid to come up with a plan that He could never implement.

Can you just imagine the conversation.

God to Jesus, and then this is where they murder you big J and th----wait says Jesus --eh dad, are you off your meds or what. I am a God, I cannot die. Lets see plan B.
That or just forgive the bastards without some barbaric blood sacrifice. After all, I/We are supposed to love them aren't I/We.

Regards
DL

So basically you are saying they got the story all wrong? If so this would put real doubt on the entire document called the Bible.

 

[Azazel]

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[Greatest I am]

So basically you are saying they got the story all wrong? If so this would put real doubt on the entire document called the Bible.

What is wrong is to try to read the Bible literally.

How literal should a person take a book that begins with a talking snake and ends with a seven headed monster and is filled with impossible miracles of all kinds.

Only a fool would read such a book literally.

Don't get me wrong. All Bibles are good for thought but they are just the best guess based on the knowledge of 3000 years ago.

It did lead help lead me to the God I found but it was not the Bible God.

Regards
DL

 

[Peter Parka]

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