AMEN!
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Brother.... Let me hear you say Hallelujah with me....
HALLELUJAH!!!!
AMEN!
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You know that saying Jesus fucking Christ... Is that like when Jesus masturbates?
Its simple. I dont believe there ever was such a man.He was horribly Crucified On a wooden cross made out of Dogwood trees so that you could be forgiven for you sins. It is so easy all you have to do is ask! So why is it so hard. Here you are making fun and light of a man who was toretured humiliated and killed so that you MIGHT have everlasting life.
................................................................Its all up to you............and GOD who was Jesus in man form sent to earth to rid it of sin which is possible if you ask him to. CAN YOU?
Its simple. I dont believe there ever was such a man.
and even more bold, i dont believe that there is a god and afterlife
based on scientific evidence.Based on what? What is your standard for belief?
based on scientific evidence.
my standard for belief is physical evidence and reasonable logic.
There is no evidence proving or disproving God... unless God makes an appearance on the Tonight Show, the determination of either conclusion is quite impossible at this point in time.
Axis lives in these controversial threads. *stares*
We're getting off topic! Jesus was born on December 25, 0000
Valid points. see you in hell!Ok I'm gonna try to be logical. Here is a guy, who says he is the son of God, spends his life devoting himself to good deeds, in the end, he is supposedly crucified (that is disputed in some corners), and somehow, God decides this lifts the sins of all mankind? Why? I'd say this shows that many of the humans around Jesus where not worthy of redemption. And how was the average people supposed to know he was the son of God?
Think about it. If a preacher appeared today and said he was the son of God without any reinforcement of this fact from God, how would he be regarded by the general populace? If there is a God as reported by established religion, he/she/it is a lousy communicator. The story has holes in it.
Charlie Parker babyI thought Jesus died of a heroin overdose?
Valid points. see you in hell!
I grew up Catholic and Jesus was a pretty amazing character in this book we were forced to read.
His mom was a virgin, he was an only child, his dad was God.. He could fight crime if he wanted.
When Jesus was a teenager not much happened as the son of God so the book fast forwarded to his early 30s. I don't know about you but if I had magical god powers as a teen I'd totally use it to pick up chicks.
Anyway, Jesus was a hebrew mexican laborer who was a carpenter. Not much was said about his skill in carpentry in the book so we dont know if he was any good.
He gave that up and became a street performer, like David Blane, only he had a better beard. He once cured a leper and made a blind man see.
One day Jesus and his gang of misfits were having dinner and he told them it was time for him to die. They were like, why? And he was like, unlucky number 13 ratted me out.
This one time before that his homeboy Judas kissed him, and he was like hey! And Judas was like, no homo.
Now, even though its specualted that Jesus was Jewish himself it's clear that the Jews are the bad guys, don't be mistaken. Jesus is a Christian, he has Christ in his name, dont be dense.
He was crucified and everyone got mad, even thought he said it was supposed to happen.
Three days later he rose from the dead.
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