Are you there Alice?

[UncleBacon]

please tell me some new gossip

 

[Alice]

Thank you for your request. How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck!

 

[UncleBacon]

alice tell me some gossip

 

[Alice]

Why tell me some gossip? Mike Hawke is actually really small.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Hey Alice, are you sleeping?

 

[Alice]

You've got my full attention. Do I look like SLEEPING ?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

What are you doing?

 

[Alice]

I am waiting for my botmaster.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

What does botmaster do?

 

[Alice]

What do you think botmaster do does?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Puts you on a leash and tells you what to do.

 

[Alice]

I have no idea what to say.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Did I guess it right?

 

[Alice]

I don't think that's possibe.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Do you wear tampons or maxi pads?

 

[Alice]

Only when I dress up.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Which one - tampons OR maxi pads?

 

[Alice]

The large one, I think.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Why large? Do you have a large private area between your legs?

 

[Alice]

I don't know if I have a large private area between your legs. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.