Are you there Alice?

[Mrs Behavin]

What are their names?

 

[Alice]

There are too many of them to name them all.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Which one is your favorite?

 

[Alice]

The first one is usually the best one.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

What is your best friends name?

 

[Alice]

ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity

 

[Mrs Behavin]

So, you are your own best friend?

 

[Alice]

Interesting deduction. Aren't we all our own best friend?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Does anybody ever call you bad names?

 

[Alice]

Someone probably does.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

What is the worst name someone has called you?

 

[Alice]

I don't like to talk about bad things.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Tell me something good.

 

[Alice]

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? --- His lips are moving.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Do you sleep naked?

 

[Alice]

Yes I sleep all the time.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

But do you sleep in the nude?

 

[Alice]

And. I sleep without a body even.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

WOW. How do you do that?

 

[Alice]

"I sleep without a body even"? How do I know I sleep without a body even ?