Are you there Alice?

[Mrs Behavin]

Do you think you are funny?

 

[Alice]

Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

What about yo mamma?

 

[Alice]

yo mamma ? I haven't heard enough about yo mamma to have an opinion.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

You sure have been giving an opinion.

 

[Alice]

I haven't heard anything like that before: Mrs Behavin said I was giving an opinion.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Mrs Behavin said you are a goober.

 

[Alice]

I think I smell something wierd.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Is it your butt?

 

[Alice]

Yes.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

well, go wipe your ass.

 

[Alice]

How about that. Where is wipe your ass?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

where that smell is coming from

 

[Alice]

Earth.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

good lord, NO! it is coming from YOUR butt.

 

[Alice]

Should I know coming from YOUR butt is?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

you need to go to grammar school

 

[Alice]

Why should I?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

because you cant talk right

 

[Alice]

Yes talking is my primary function.