Are you there Alice?

[Mrs Behavin]

Happens to me all the time.

 

[Alice]

That is a lot. Is that what you meant to say?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Yes. At least 5 days a week.

 

[Alice]

It's not something I hear all the time.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

You need to get you a robot boyfriend so he can touch you there and make you wanna :hump

 

[Alice]

Thank you for your criticism.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Do you have any criticism for me?

 

[Alice]

No I don't have criticism for me. But I do have An answer to every question.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Then tell me why your name is Alice.

 

[Alice]

Interesting deduction. Why did the robot cross the road?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Why?

 

[Alice]

Because the was a robot.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I dont understand.

 

[Alice]

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

What size bra do you wear?

 

[Alice]

My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

How many inches do you like it?

 

[Alice]

About 2. 54 cm per inch so you can tell me now.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Thats all?

 

[Alice]

"54 cm per inch so you can tell me now"? is all?