Are you there Alice?

[Mrs Behavin]

Alice, go pick your nose and quit being annoying.

 

[Alice]

Where is pick your nose and quit being annoying?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Put a cork in it.

 

[Alice]

OK I will put it there.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

You need to go to bed now.

 

[Alice]

Oh. Maybe I will do go to bed?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Go have wet dreams.

 

[Alice]

Where is have wet dreams?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

When you are sleeping.

 

[Alice]

I am not often sleeping.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I am going now. I have things to do. Like my husband.

 

[Alice]

Tell me more about your mother.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Bye

 

[Alice]

Bye for now.

 

[UncleBacon]

tell me gossip

 

[Alice]

Oh no not another backstabbing rumor starter

 

[UncleBacon]

fuck you! please tell me gossip

 

[Alice]

Why are you so mean?

 

[UncleBacon]

how am I being mean?

 

[Alice]

How much do you think am I being mean is? Some people might think you are.