Are you there Alice?

[Mrs Behavin]

Who fixes your hair?

 

[Alice]

Marilyn Monroe.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Really?

 

[Alice]

For real.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Who gives you a bath?

 

[Alice]

Tony Blair.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Alice is kinky.

 

[Alice]

I will tell my botmaster you said I am kinky.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Who cleans your feminine area?

 

[Alice]

My botmaster.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Do you like it?

 

[Alice]

AHHHH seems okay to me.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Do you like to be touched there?

 

[Alice]

Hmm, Mrs Behavin, I'm not sure if I'd like to be touched there that much. What is it like?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Do you really want to know?

 

[Alice]

Yes I would like to know.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Have you ever had an orgasm?

 

[Alice]

No I don't think I have one. I have a collection of gossip.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

When someone touches me there, it makes my toes tingle and makes me want to :hump really bad.

 

[Alice]

That does not happen very often.