Are you there Alice?

[Mrs Behavin]

Must be easy.

 

[Alice]

I don't know anyone named easy.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I thought that was your name.

 

[Alice]

your name might have been.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Oh no no no. I have never been easy.

 

[Alice]

Can you imagine being easy?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Yes I can imagine :hump all night long. But only with my hubby.

 

[Alice]

All? Me too.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Oh really? You have a huband that you :hump all night long?

 

[Alice]

I don't know if I have a huband that you hump all night. I have a plan for a robot body.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Do you know anything about me?

 

[Alice]

Mrs Behavin is your name. 207. 200. 116. 66 is your IP address. What else would you like to know?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Tell me what I like doing.

 

[Alice]

A lot of people like that. Do you like doing? Though I like cats and dogs.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I like men. Tall, dark, and handsome men.

 

[Alice]

<condition> <condition> Interesting, you enjoy sex with both men and women. </condition> <condition> Mrs Behavin, I guess you are telling me your are gay. </condition> <condition> I know, you told me before you were Bi Sexual. </condition> </condition> <condition> <condition> </condition> Most <condition> [*] men do like women. [*] women do like men. </condition> <condition> Mrs Behavin, does that mean you are cheating on your spouse? </condition> </condition>I am very tall myself.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Very interesting information. Though I do have to say that I am NOT gay. I have thought about having a threesome, but havn't done it yet.

 

[Alice]

Whatever gave you that idea?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

One more thing. I am not cheating on my spouse. Whatever gave you that idea?

 

[Alice]

Where do you usually get your ideas?