how easy is it to get laid?

[TheOriginalJames]

Howdy.

I agree. If I walked up to a woman in a bar and asked if she wanted to fuck. I'd get slapped, or she'd throw her drink in my face. Flat out NO DENYING THAT, Ladies. Of course I am an ugly fucker and even 4 long island ice tea's can't fix that one.

Audra wandered up to me in a bar and asked 'hey, wanna go back to my place?'

Name me one guy who's going to turn that offer down.

 

[groundpounder]

I think its cuz SOME girls have more morals then men... therefore we dont go out looking to get laid. And yeah, once again, MOST women are wired differently... thats just how it works. I didnt make the rules tho.

Thanks for the help, Suzie Q.

Since SOME girls have more morals than men (no argument from here), ergo it's tougher, relatively speaking in 'non-absolute' terms, for men to get laid. As a gender, 'on the average,' we have no morals. We just want sex. :cool

 

[Suzie]

As a gender, 'on the average,' we have no morals. We just want sex. :cool

Won't argue with ya on that one.

 

[groundpounder]

Howdy.

I agree. If I walked up to a woman in a bar and asked if she wanted to fuck. I'd get slapped, or she'd throw her drink in my face. Flat out NO DENYING THAT, Ladies. Of course I am an ugly fucker and even 4 long island ice tea's can't fix that one.

Audra wandered up to me in a bar and asked 'hey, wanna go back to my place?'

Name me one guy who's going to turn that offer down.

There ain't one, James. I know that, you know that, EVERYBODY who knows anything knows that.

And the thing is, the woman in question doesn't even have to be as good looking as she. Now, Quasimodo's gonna get the boot just about all the time, but if Audra's ugly sister (if she has one) hits on me, I'm prolly gonna take the bait.

But if I walk up to Audra's ugly sister (if she has one), even if the ugly sister in question hasn't had the high hard one in a looooooong time, and I say, "Hey, how about you and me go to your place and, you know..." odds are I'm going to the the shit slapped outta me. Either by her, or one of her 'wingmen.'

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Werd.

 

[SRC]

I have gone out to bars with my friends, looking to get hit on after breakups(needed a serious ego boost, and still didn't get it).. and no one gave me the time of day. It's happened more than once. It just happens. Getting laid is not as easy as one might think .. unless you just wanna go home with the ugly, overly drunk guy pissing on the corner :lol:.

 

[AUDRAA]

thank you Jenni finally someone that agrees with me!!

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I have gone out to bars with my friends, looking to get hit on after breakups(needed a serious ego boost, and still didn't get it).. and no one gave me the time of day. It's happened more than once. It just happens. Getting laid is not as easy as one might think .. unless you just wanna go home with the ugly, overly drunk guy pissing on the corner :lol:.

Ok here's the problem. Did YOU go and hit on a guy you were interested in during this particular outting at the bar?

If not, then we're not talking about the same ideology.

 

[SRC]

Ok here's the problem. Did YOU go and hit on a guy you were interested in during this particular outting at the bar?

If not, then we're not talking about the same ideology.

You mean walk up to the bar and order a drink, strike up a conversation, and put my best flirt on? Then yes, yes I did. And it led no where. He didn't even come sit at out table. I've had it happen several times.

I've gone out with a group of my friends of varying looks .. and all of them got hit on except me. It's like I scare guys away or something sometimes. They act like I have broc in my teeth lol.

Thats what happens when girls try to hard. Guys don't really seem to like the loser, desperate girl types.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

You mean walk up to the bar and order a drink, strike up a conversation, and put my best flirt on? Then yes, yes I did. And it led no where. He didn't even come sit at out table. I've had it happen several times.

I've gone out with a group of my friends of varying looks .. and all of them got hit on except me. It's like I scare guys away or something sometimes. They act like I have broc in my teeth lol.

Thats what happens when girls try to hard. Guys don't really seem to like the loser, desperate girl types.

Ok, but did you walk up and go "I wanna get laid tonight?"


Now you know why the quiet type of guys doesn't go hit on girls all the time. It leads nowhere.

 

[AUDRAA]

it happens more than you think boys

 

[SRC]

it's not the same when guys do it. Dating rules say .. guy is supposed to ask girl out .. guy is to make the first move.

Most guys don't like girls who take that option away from them. it is rather de-masculizing to some guys.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

it's not the same when guys do it. Dating rules say .. guy is supposed to ask girl out .. guy is to make the first move.

Most guys don't like girls who take that option away from them. it is rather de-masculizing to some guys.

But not to all guys, try it sometime.

 

[SRC]

did you just miss the last couple of posts I made or something

 

[TheOriginalJames]

did you just miss the last couple of posts I made or something

No... I didn't. I meant this.

Ok, but did you walk up and go "I wanna get laid tonight"?

 

[SRC]

Who says that? Why would I say that? Why would ANYONE say that, seriously?

I have a hand .. I dont have to embarrass myself or lower myself into skank status to get laid. My hand never turns me down. ever.

The only girls who say things like that .. are the bar whores that skulk around trying to get guys to buy them stuff. No guy wants a girl like that.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I realize that... my point is, do you think any guy is going to turn down that offer?

This thread is about nothing other than the ease of getting laid. If you were REALLY desperate and that was your only situation (which with your looks it obviously isn't), do you think that would work or not?

 

[AUDRAA]

I <3 you Jenni we are so much alike!!!

 

[groundpounder]

Mother of Mercy, James! You are OWNING THIS THREAD! Sorry, Thrawn, but if SRC, PG05 et al, ANY of you, went to a bar and led with "I wanna get laid"

YOU'RE GONNA GET LAID! SNAP!

SRC, you didn't use your best flirt. Your best flirt is, "I don't want any bullshit. I wanna fuck." It's going to happen. You need an ego boost (??), try that. But you can't because you have your man Thrawn and he boosts your ego constantly, right?? Of course!

James is right - I'd rather be de-masculized by a woman asking me to do the dirty eight days a week! Take it outta my hands!

Plain and simple: if a girl wants to get laid, and I mean get laid, and not this "I'm going to flirty flirt and drop hints and try to get him to come back to my table for more drinks" conversation, she's going to get laid.

'More often than not,' and I mean probably better than 90% of the time, a guy hits the scene and at SOME point when he's getting ready, brushing his teeth, scrubbing his ass, shaving his balls, putting on his smellgoody, gettin his schwerve on, driving to the club, W/E - he's thinking "MAN, I'd love to gets me some stanky on my hangdown! That would OWN!!!!" And then he chokes his chicken at 1AM...

 

[SRC]

Maybe it's AL guys .. or maybe it's the bars I hang out at .. but if I were to say that .. not only would I get laughed at .. but I would never be able to go to that bar again without being ridiculed.

They would think I was a prostitute.