how easy is it to get laid?

[Jersey]

so girls...just wondering...but have you ever gone out to the bar with a goal in mind...like a game...like me and my friends used to have contests with each other...who could get teh most numbers, who could get the most drinks bought for them, who could get the "come home with me" offer from a guy without asking for it...
hahahhaha.

we have had new years ever kissing contests... and also the drink buying game... never the "come home with me" contest though...


hmmmm.... i hear a challenge coming on!! lol

 

[Maritxu]

so girls...just wondering...but have you ever gone out to the bar with a goal in mind...like a game...like me and my friends used to have contests with each other...who could get teh most numbers, who could get the most drinks bought for them, who could get the "come home with me" offer from a guy without asking for it...
hahahhaha.

Once my besfriend Erika was being being hit on by a guy and he asked her "Can I buy you a drink?* so she said yeah, and called all us (8 girls) while she said to the waiter "8 shots, he pays" Then we all said thank you and left, haha poor guy.

 

[sexy.time]

ST- I dont think you would have a hard time getting laid...ever

thanks but hey, i may have looks but i have many times screwed myself over by gettin to drunk and makin an ass of myself or just been too oblivious as to other peoples body language and small little hints that girls send.

 

[AUDRAA]

I do have to say the night of my bachlorette party a guy came up to me and asked me if I wanted to go and fuck right now dead serious needles to say he got a slap in the face

 

[NightWarrior]

This whole debate boils down to a simple issue. Women can get laid at any time because men are simple creatures. Tell us your into us, then its on like Donkey Kong, bitches!

If ladies would just spread 'em a little more often, there'd be less wars and fights.

 

[AUDRAA]

oh thats classy Steve

 

[sexy.time]

i just found my signature lol

 

[Maritxu]

What in the world Steve. Good way to blame women for the worst of men

 

[Maritxu]

But well, that's something you guys always do good, huh? *remembers what being in a relationship is like*

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

no matter how hot you are, there is always someone out of your league physically. That's just the way it works. One of the reasons women would slap most men who came up and asked them flat out if they wanted to fuck, is because either A) they are far too ugly for such a bold request, B) the woman is married or not single and disgusted by this gesture, or C) we think this guy must have some kind of disease if he goes around doing this all the time.
The ONLY way I am gonna melt in my shoes if some guy came up to me and said this would be if it were one of 3 people: Brad Pitt, David Beckham, or my husband.

 

[NightWarrior]

What in the world Steve. Good way to blame women for the worst of men

Hey, Eve ate the apple! Women are the root of all evil and sin.

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

I'd like to call the first meeting of the WCWO (world coalition of women ONLY). Any ladies care to join me? Our topic and objective in our 5 year plan is to abolish all men on the planet, except a few choice specimens (brad pitt, david beckham, a few more), and learn how to control our procreation to include only female sexes, except the occasional breeder male for future generations.

 

[sexy.time]

Dibs On Being A Breeder!!!!

 

[Tegan]

Wow, some of you guys are just...dang, completely clueless. Not all men are sex crazed freaks who feel the need to constantly proposition women. In fact, if you knew much about women, you would know that most women much prefer the man who doesn't need to proposition them to the one who does. Cool, calm confidence will go a lot farther than idiotic frat boy bravado.

If a woman walked up to me and asked me if she wanted to do the horizontal mambo, I would back away slowly until I got far enough away to run quickly. That kind of "rawr, get with me now you sex maniac" is not attractive to me nor is it to a lot of men who aren't completely desperate for their next big score. Nor do most women find it attractive when men have the same attitude. Desperation is generally not a sexy quality.

This has very little to do with women "not spreading their legs", which is a total fallacy and almost offensive. This has to do with women, and many men, being selective about their sexual partners and not just whippin' out for whoever comes calling. It's easier for women to get laid because, as a whole, men are far more desperate to get laid than your average woman. Completely missing the point that it's their very desperation that is keeping them from finding a worth while partner. It's that "I'll stick it in whatever hole presents itself" attitude that gives men a bad name, and gives women that creepy feeling when you try and eye them up at the bar.

 

[Suzie]

Im in that group if we can add Wentworth Miller and Trent Reznor.

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

AMEN tegan!!!!

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

yeah, brad and david beckham are just my two personal male sex slaves. Each of you get two...ya know in case one dies off too early..

 

[Maritxu]

Wow, some of you guys are just...dang, completely clueless. Not all men are sex crazed freaks who feel the need to constantly proposition women. In fact, if you knew much about women, you would know that most women much prefer the man who doesn't need to proposition them to the one who does. Cool, calm confidence will go a lot farther than idiotic frat boy bravado.

If a woman walked up to me and asked me if she wanted to do the horizontal mambo, I would back away slowly until I got far enough away to run quickly. That kind of "rawr, get with me now you sex maniac" is not attractive to me nor is it to a lot of men who aren't completely desperate for their next big score. Nor do most women find it attractive when men have the same attitude. Desperation is generally not a sexy quality.

This has very little to do with women "not spreading their legs", which is a total fallacy and almost offensive. This has to do with women, and many men, being selective about their sexual partners and not just whippin' out for whoever comes calling. It's easier for women to get laid because, as a whole, men are far more desperate to get laid than your average woman. Completely missing the point that it's their very desperation that is keeping them from finding a worth while partner. It's that "I'll stick it in whatever hole presents itself" attitude that gives men a bad name, and gives women that creepy feeling when you try and eye them up at the bar.

Damn, I couldn't agree more!!!!!

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

i knew i married a great man

 

[Maritxu]

Looks like you did